What's the range on a cello? About 3-4 yards, depending on how good your arm is. How do you tune a cello? Chop it up and turn it into a xylophone. What did the cello player get on his IQ test? Drool. ...

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What's the range on a cello? About 3-4 yards, depending on how good your arm is. How do you tune
a cello? Chop it up and turn it into a xylophone. What did the cello player get on his IQ test? Drool.
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2. What's the range on a cello? About 3-4 yards, depending on how good your arm is. How do you tune a
cello? Chop it up and turn it into a xylophone. What did the cello player get on his IQ test? Drool. What's
the difference between a cello and a baby? No one complains when you set a cello on fire. What's the
difference between a washing machine and a cello? Vibrato. How do you keep a violin from being stolen?
Put it in a cello case. What's the difference between a cellist and a dog? A dog knows when to stop
scratching. Why are cellos like elderly parents? They are both demanding and hard to get in and out of
cars. What's the difference between a cello and a lawn mower? Lawn mowers sound good in small
ensembles. What's the difference between a cellist and the rear end of a horse? I don't know, either.
What kind of calendar does a cellist use for his gigs? Year-at-a-glance. A conductor and a cellist are
standing in the middle of the road. Which one do you run over first, and why? The conductor. Business
before pleasure. Why shouldn't you drive a minivan with the cellos in it off a cliff? Because you can fit at
least one more in there. Have you heard the one about the cellist who plays in tune? Neither have I. Why
did the cellist marry the accordion player? Upward mobility.
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