The document mocks the leader of the opposition, Warren Truss, and his conservative policies by comparing him to a more progressive alternative. It suggests Truss could gain more support by abandoning conservative "greenwash" in favor of "Real Policy" on taxation and the environment like the new opposition leader supports. In a few playful lines, it envisions voters transferring their support to a leader who adopts these newer progressive stances.

1. “Hello, voters, look at Warren Truss.
Now back to me. Now back at Warren Truss. Now back to me
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using conservative scented
greenwash and switched to Real Policy™ he could sound like he’s me.
Look down, back up, where are you?
You’re in the senate with the leader your
leader could smell like. What’s in your hand?
Back at me. I have it, it’s progressive tax
policy with environment policies for that river
you love.
Look again, the polices are now legislation
Anything is possible when your man smells like
New Greens and not a conservative
I’m the New Opposition Leader