A collection of 60 funny life quotes with images to make you smile

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A collection of 60 funny life quotes with images to make you smile
Sometimes we have to see the funny side of life in order to keep going.Here is a collection of best
short wits and quotes about life and living.These Funny Life Quotes Remind You to Not Take Life
Too Seriously. bring a smile to your face,Share if you like them.
1.
“Have some fun with your life. Call in sick to places you don't even work at.”
2.
“If it doesn't challenge you, it won't change you.”

3.
“When something goes wrong in your life, just yell, "Plot twist!" and move on.”
4.
“Why be moody when you can shake your booty.”funny life quotes

5.
“My life feels like a test,I didn't study for.”
6.
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.”

7.
“Life is about doing things that don't suck with people who don't suck.”
8.

“Just wing it. Life, eyeliner,everything.”funny life quotes
9.
“Everyone has a chapter they don't read out loud.”

10.
“Do not judge my story by the chapter you walked in on.”funny life quotes
11.
“Two things prevent us from happiness; Living in the past and observing others.”

12.
“Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn't settle for it.”
13.
“To thrive in life you need three bones. A wishbone. A backbone. And a funny bone.”

14.
“When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and mails to make sure that bitch
stays shut.”

15.
“Bad news: You're not going to fit in with everyone.
Good news: The great ones never do.”
16.
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.”funny life quotes

17.
“Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care.”
18.
“Three things you cannot recover in life: the moment after it's missed, the word after it's said, and
the time after it's wasted.”

19.
“I can't talk to you today. I talked to two people yesterday.”funny life quotes
20.
“The people who know the least about you always have the most to say.”

21.
“We all have the one friend...I'm that one friend.”funny life quotes

22.
“You aren't doing it wrong,if no one knows what you are doing.”

23.
“If someone doesn't appreciate you presence,make them appreciate your absence.”
24.
“If you want something you never had, you have to do something you've never done.”

25.
“When life knocks you down, just stay there and take a nap.”funny life quotes

26.
“Learn to forgive people and release them. life feeds back truth to people in its own way and
time.”
27.
“I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.”

28.
“Before you say something to someone, always think about how you'd feel if someone told you the
same thing.”

29.
“Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec.”funny life quotes

30.
“When my absence doesn't alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.”
31.
“Sometimes all you can do is smile. Move on with your day, hold back the tears and pretend you're
okay.”
32.
“Of course life is a bitch. if it was a slut, it would be easy.”

33.
“Sometimes the best way to get someone's attention is to stop giving them yours.”

34.
“They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same.”
35.
“No matter how serious life gets, you've still got to have that one friend you can be completely
stupid with!”

36.
“If you don't text me, I'll understand. If you don't call me, I'll understand. If I forget you, you'll
understand.”

37.
“Keep smiling...and one day life will get tired of upsetting you.”funny life quotes

38.
“Live without pretending,love without depending, listen without defending, speak without
offending.”

39.
“You have to do what is right for yourself, nobody else is walking in your shoes.”
40.
“The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of

everyday.”
41.
“Sometimes, you need to step outside,get some fresh air, and remind yourself of who you are and
who you want to be.”

42.
“You know it's love when your feelings don't leave even if the person does.”funny life quotes
43.
“Listen to people when they are angry, because that is when the real truth comes out.”

44.
“When life puts you in tough situations. Don't say "why me",Just say "try me".”

45.
“If someone is stupid enough to walk away from you, be smart enough to let them go.”
46.
“It's better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at that line for the rest of
your life.”

47.
“Time won't make you forget,it'll make you grow and understand things.”funny life quotes
48.

“Of this be sure: you do not find the happy life...you make it.”
49.
“Moving on is simple,what you leave behind is what makes it difficult.”

50.
“Sometimes life is about risking everything for a dream,no one can see but you.”
51.
“Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them.”funny life quotes

52.
“Sometimes you forgive people simply because you still want them in your life.”
53.
“God gave us mouths that close and ears that don't, that must tell us something.”

54.
“Do it now. Sometimes 'later' becomes 'never'.”funny life quotes

55.
“There are 3 solutions to every problem: accept it,change it,leave it. If you can't accept it,change
it.If you can't change it,leave it.”
56.
“Remember,when you forgive,you heal. and when you let go, you grow.”

57.
“That feeling when you don't even know what the fuck you're feeling anymore.”
58.
“Don't judge my choices if you don't understand my reasons.”funny life quotes

59.
“The only thing that makes life unfair is the delusion that it should be fair.”
60.
“I'm a simple person who hides a thousand feelings behind the happiest smile.”

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