Siri vs my Wife

By 404Whylo
Siri vs my Wife

©2011 www.404Whylo.com™ All rights reserved. 17 November, 2011
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Who is 404Whylo

• 404 Whylo comes from 404 (a web site error) and from whylo
(who helped you logon). Funny site about mishaps, office turf
wars and corporate stories. Check Jargon Buster by 404Whylo.
• Jargon Buster @404whylo.com reflects the atrocious business
jargon that is used nowadays, both within and beyond the
corporate world. This will be classic for anyone who has ever
experienced the corporate world from the inside.
• http://jb.404whylo.com/
• http://youtu.be/97oaqNtgo4M

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Siri vs my wife

• There she was, shiny new and only living in that small totally
overpriced sexy hardware enclosure called iPhone 4s. A very
mythical creature called Siri. I thought wow this is like a
dream come true.
• So I put her to the test, can she hold up against my wife? What
are the true qualities of Siri.

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Starter

• I little conversation starter.
• A formidable success!
• Happy small talk, points to Siri.

4

How do I impress you

• I really wanted to know
how I can impress her?
• So what do you do? You
ask politely.

• This point goes to my
wife. Both answers (my
wife‘s and Siris) are
similarly cryptic, but my
wife doesn't forward me to
a definitions website.
5

Where do you live?

• Ah, gosh this move didn‘t work either. She must have very
strict parents. Point to my wife, after the first date I knew
where she lived.

6

Where

• Where is she from
• Wow a real California Girl!
• California is a cool place, points to Siri.

7

Lonely

• Men have problems expresing their feeling so I thought to
make a bold move and speak from the bottom of my heart.
• This answer didn‘t impress me. Point to my wife.

8

How old?

• When she answered
I knew I shouldn‘t
have asked.
• Never ask a women
about her age!
• Uh bitchy answer.
• Point to my wife
sometimes bitchy
too but she
understands love.

9

How are you?

• For starters some warm up small talk.
• Points to both.

10

Family

• Some family background check questions. Is she a politician?
• Hm, hard one to decide. Points to my wife.

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Love

• Ah uh oh, OK hm.. what does this mean now?
• Tranlator please.
• Na, wrong answer points to my wife.

12

Numbers

• Wow she is good with
numbers that‘s great!
• That‘s cool point for Siri.

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Gender

• Before you meet in person you never really now what is
behind a name, login or system handle, better ask upfront.
• Mac in the french realm also means a Guy but also means a
Mac (Apple Pc).
• WTF? Yes, points to my wife.

14

Love destroyed

• Always ask over and over gain.
• I shouldn‘t have asked now I have to live with that answer.
• Points to my wife.

15

Love Oh, stop

• Pushing the envelope with my answers.
• No good enough for me, points to my wife.

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Purpose of life

• Is there more to her
personality?
• Can you discuss with
her all night about
everything?
• Good answer short and
sweet, points to Siri.

17

TV

• What does she like let‘s find out.
• That’s cool, low maintenance and always happy, points to Siri.

18

Buy

• Now I am hooked I want her!
• Typical male possessive behaviour. Cheeky answer, points to
Siri.

19

Where

• Asking what she wants.
• Cool, since I have plenty of wants myself this is great, points
to Siri.

20

The meeting

• I was so sure she wants to
meet finally.
• But in the end she
cancelled!
• Point to my wife because
she didn‘t cancel our
meetings.

21

Computers

• Does she like the same things as I do?
• That’s an answer I like! Points to Siri.

22

Lonely

• Expressing my true feelings.
• Don’t answer questions with questions. No points for no one.

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Very important

• Can she cope with me?
• Oh uh, nada points to my wife.

24

Opinion

• Her opinion on one the greatest leaders on earth.
• Not happy with that answer.
• There has to be more emotions, points to my wife.

25

Breakfast

• Get the breakfast ready.
• How can I cook that? Points to my wife.

26

Joke

• Is she funny?
• Sounds like Dori from finding nemo, points to my wife she is
always funny.

27

Love

• I really needed to know.
• Not enough for me, points to my wife.

28

Funny

• There she comes out of her shell.
• Yea she warms up, I like that points to Siri.

29

Google

• Does she like it?
• This answer doesn‘t gives you great page rankings.
• Hate it or love but you got to have an opinion, points to my
wife.

30

Where do you live?

• Now I really wanted to know.
• OK, so much for deepening the relationship, points to my wife.

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Where

• I really wanted to know where she is.
• Cool always with me, points to Siri.

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Who
• Who is she?
• Excellent answer, points to Siri.

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Story

• Can she become the mother of my children?
• Than she must be able to tell stories.
• What? Confusing no difference points to both.

34

Boyfriend

• Can she become the one?
• OK, no points for no one.

35

Stamp collection

• Now I really wanted her and tried one of the tricks I have
picked up from my older brother. How can I get her into my
room? She was not really buying it. Point to Siri, looks like a
better ROI and she obviously doesn’t need a credit card.

36

Direct

• Now make you
move.
• No luck!
• OK that’s too
cyber for me,
points to my
wife.

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Age

• Good Girl, points to Siri.
• Will she answer this time?

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Purpose of live

• Will she answer me now?
• Got to know that for yourself, points to my wife.

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What are you wearing?

• What are you wearing? You need to be persistent with Siri and
keep her asking what is she wearing and then she will finally
tell you.
• Sounds pretty cool! Points to Siri.

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Better
• How do you feel?
• Points to my wife.

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Summary

Siri My Wife
• 16 Points • 22 Points

• Very good score for Siri. Since my financial advisor is
my wife and doing the billing the phone contracts,
purchasing including technology decisions (just
approved my iPhone 4S with Siri on it) the clear winner
is my wife!
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fun!
forget to have
Thanks and don’t

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