After receiving this in an email I just had to make a presentation out of it!

1. The Real Man’s Sandwich
Credits: geOrge’s old work buddy for photos and main text,
geOrge for making it e-mail spamwich, sharon for proofing and
prsentation, and music is from lux aeterna by clint mansell
supplied via 4shared.com.

2. Here's what you are going to need
I used a loaf of hard crusted Italian bread, 3 rib eye steaks, 1 lb.
mushrooms, an onion and some bacon

3. Hollow out bread

4. Cook this
Try to leave the steaks a little rare as they will continue to cook a
little more in the sandwich

5. Shove one of the steaks in the bread

6. Sauce the steak
I like to have each half of the sandwich different so I use half thick
Worcestershire sauce and half Dijon mustard with horse radish
sauce

7. Layer of bacon

8. Layer of Swiss cheese

9. Stuff in as much of the mushroom and onion
mixture as you can

10. Then add the other steak along with the
juices from the pan

11. A little more sauce

12. Top off with more Swiss cheese

13. Put the top of the loaf back on

14. Wrap in butcher paper

15. Wrap in foil

16. Put a heavy cutting board on top to squish it
down

17. Now weight and wait and wait
I used 140 lbs. of weight and let it sit for 4 hours

18. Take weight off

19. Cut and enjoy