7. How to be a Good Mommy 101
A beginners guide to becoming the world’s best mother!
Tried and tested by the Mommy herself.
*Note: no mommies were hurt in the making of this presentation
8. Tip no.
1
• Be the best ‘cake-cutter’ of all time
Master the craft of cutting cake with
such precision that you can feed
around 60 people with an one-pound
cake!
Note: knives are not always available in
which case you might have to make do with
scales/ pens/ pencils/ hand/ spoon/
microphone
9. Tip no. 2
• Have a portable water storage tank
Water = life
Make sure your children don’t die of
thirst and always carry a water bottle
which can quench the thirst of around
105 children and their teachers!
Note: develop a special bond with the water pot and
anyone who dares to come near it…give ‘em ‘The
Chop’
10. Tip no. 3
• Make sure your pencil box is equivalent
to a stationery shop
Children need various tools to advance in
their education. Always keep in handy
markers/multi color pens/ staplers/
pencils/erasers/whitener/ extra stapler
pins/scale/tape/scissors/brush/water
color/geometry box/ globe/ screwdriver/
hammer/saw etc etc.
11. Tip no. 4
• Have an unlimited supply of Shahi Tukras in
your house
Rumor has it Mommy is often seen standing
at railway stations wearing a black saree with
a ‘gamla’ full of Shahi Tukras beside her. She
offers them to random strangers visiting her
village in Chittagong.
Side note: So philanthropic. Amen :’)
12. Tip no. 5
• Make the ‘Deddy’ look good
A beautiful fair Daddy will help to
increase your credibility. Remember, to be
a good mom, you need to be a good wife
first.
For this always carry:
1)Skin Whitening Facewash 2)Fairness
Cream 3)Sun Tan lotion 4)Chandan bar
5)Umbrella 6)Tomato
13.
14. Tip no.
6
• Recite the whole of Qur’an after every namaz
Note: The real mommy actually practices this.
15. Tip no. 7
• Be smart about fulfilling your child’s wish
Take every possible measure to ensure your child goes to the
batch trip, but make sure he/she doesn’t go near the water.
Note: Emotional blackmail coupled with a stern voice works best here
17. Tip no.8
• For health issues (esp. street foods), don’t hesitate to be a little stern.
Being strict at times ensures your child remembers who the boss is.
19. Tip no. 9
• Take extra care for your child’s academic results
You should be a daredevil and when you child sits for his/her
exam, march into the exam hall, push the teacher aside and shout out
the answers to your child and also their friends.
Note: in case the teacher attempts to throw you out, claim you are
pregnant and going through a hormonal phase
20. Tip no. 10
• Know how to manipulate your child’s teachers
Note: Our mommy was the voice of the entire 18th batch and convinced
the Mango to postpone the exam. And Mango changed the exam for
the first time in history.
Wondering what she said? ;)
*sir apni to onek strong*
21. Tip no. 11
• Feed your children with your own hands no matter how old they get
Note: our Mommy used to feed Wasifa and Tabbassum all the time and
she used to pick out the fish-bones for Masud…aawwhh ^__^
22. Tip no. 12
• Remember to get PLENTY of sleep
Being a Mommy is a tiring work and you need plenty of sleep. If you
can’t find the time, fall asleep, well in any place.
Note: Our Mommy falls asleep everywhere! Bus, train, car, chair, on her
children’s shoulders, plane, bed, floor, trees, grass, table, stairs, wall (!).
The mommy was once seen to float on air while sleeping!!
23.
24. So far we have talked about the general tips that you must follow if you
want to be acknowledged as a good mother…
But now for some practical examples. We are going to show you how
our Mommy, keeps a whole lot of us (40 or so :P) people under control
<3
25. What our Mommy does!
Practical examples to help you understand the Mommy role better ^__^
27. Is the voice of sanity when a certain
chinku starts her usual after-exam
ritual
28. Is especially concerned about her friend’s new partner’s religion! In
fact, that’s the first thing she enquires about when he tells her the
good news!!
29. • Doesn’t EVER go on a date with Deddy without a third-wheeler!
30. • Never hesitates to jharafy her children for…
Not saving for the future
Talking
Not taking a shower
Not talking
Not coming to Frehserz
Coming to Fresherz
Not eating
Eating!
Hair-cut
No hair cut
Breathing
Not breathing!!!
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33. Has mastered the art of poetry!
• Some of our mommies best work:
Priyo Ashiq, hole na tumi roshik
Kori tomar opekha, bhaggish hoyni tomar jokkha
Tao tomai bhalobashi, ei bhebe kori hasha hashi
Oray meye, roiyo na tumi cheye
Aibar nao tumi kichu kheye
Mon khushi hobe tomar khabar peye
Ai je nazia, kothao jashna tui shajia
Tui ektu mota shota, er jonno nei kono quota
Ekla pothe tui chute cholish, tor priyo holo bichana balish
34. Doesn’t give a damn about technology
xD
Who cares? It
keeps changing
all the time
anyway :P
*First we thought to
make this on Prezi.
Then we realized
you may not be able
to see it since you’re
technologically
challenged.
35. Is all ears to everyone’s
problems…EVERY TIME!!
Rumor has it Mommy’s famous heart-to-heart convos have helped
• 4 teenagers from committing suicide
• 2 elderly fellow to find their true loves
• 18 couples to get married
• 3 girls from getting pregnant
• 206 people from going insane
37. Now you know the qualities of a good Mommy!
But the MOST important quality that you need to have, is to be wonderful
friend to your children ^__^
And the Mommy we have has been the most amazing, the most
incredible friend that we could ever dream of <3 _ <3
38.
39. Happy Birthday Mommy!!
You have very right-fully earned the title ‘MotherIBA’!
Thank you for taking such good care of your children!!
A certain chinky probably would have died crying had
you not been there…
Jummon probably would have committed 5 murders
and been behind bars by now….
A certain princess would probably never had the
chance to go to her batch trip and have the best time
of her life…
Many people would probably have died of thirst…
A certain batch would never have been complete…
You are the best
Mommy!!
WE LOVE YOU <3
