The document contains a collection of quotes related to economic recessions. Some of the quotes attempt humor about relationships, job losses, and stock market volatility during recessions. However, several quotes are deemed inappropriate or offensive by describing recessions in disturbing or problematic ways. The concluding lines acknowledge that many of the quotes reflect a "satanic mind" and are not intended to be taken seriously.

1. Best Quote On “ Recession”

2. “ Due to financial crisis girls are getting married for a love now a days.”

3. “ Due to Cost cutting Light at the end of tunnel is turned off “

4. “ The stock market has forecast nine of the last five recessions”

5. “ Recession is when a colleague loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”

6. “ Stock market today is like old man dick,it is not rising but still people are getting f**ked by it”

7. “ in recession either become Boot licker of Your boss or u will end up job as boot shiner of public”

8. “ the most Horror and scary TV show now a days is Evening News”

9. “ I am most effected by recession so I had plan to go for cost cutting and will lay off 50 % of my Girl friends”

10. “ keep three things with you patience ,courage and Friends and You will never realize heat of recession “

11. “ Thank You All My dear Friends” Presentation By Satanic [email_address] Whatever You Felt, Be Frank..Beat Me, Stone Me Or Pat Me.. But Be Free..!! To comment on slide. Many of quote here is product of satanic mind 