Nitin Bandgar introduces himself as the Riddler of IIMB and proceeds to ask his friends various "dumbass questions". He asks one friend questions about the newspapers he reads. Later, Nitin jokes about enjoying lying close to his dog Daddu and refers to pursuing a woman at IIMB. He offers to teach a female classmate Excel. Nitin brags about having inspired two women in his life and reveals the "secret" of why students now frequent the night canteen later than before. The summary suggests Nitin maintains extensive information about female students on Facebook and is revealed to potentially be secretly married.

1. The Riddler of IIMB! Ladies and Gentlemen…Tonight’s entertainment… Nitin Bandgar (NB)

2. Asking dumbass questions is my birthright!!! Question1: (In the mess) Nitin: Hi! Friend: Hey! (Both are sitting next to each other & having food) Nitin: Kyakarrahe ho yahape? Friend: What do you think I came here to do??? Question2: (In someone’s room) Nitin: Which newspaper you read? Guy: Mint Nitin: Why not ET? Guy: Bcoz it doesn’t come … I have not subscribed to it Nitin: Hindu aatahai? Guy : Nahi … Nitin: Business Standard aatahai? Guy: WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. The unasked question!!! Why is Daddu lying so close to me? Bandgar + Daddu… What a couple!!! Ah… Kitnasukoon mil rahahai

4. But more than Daddu, I like her ;) Term1: Anything for you Mata ooops … Madam … Sec A Girl (you guessed who): I don’t know anything about Excel. Can you teach me its basics? Nitin: Of course, I shall. Don’t you worry darling

5. Woman Power You are wrong …. Behind every successful man (Nitin at least) there are two women Girls you are my chamakchallowhere you go girlI m gonna follow PGP 2 Source of Inspiration Nitin PGP 1 Source of Inspiration

6. The Secret of Night Canteen Until Term 3: Chodoyaarkahajaate ho night canteen …. Itna door hai !! Term 4 Onwards: Ok … oyelekintutohpehlekabhinahiaatatha … wohbhiitnijaldi?? @12 AM Abe KP Night Canteen chalyaar Haanyaarkyakaru … night canteen me hi woh 12 bajekeaaspaas hi aatihai .. .. Din bhar room petohrahti hi nahi Saala !! Log pyaar me kyakuchnahikarjaate

7. KhayalomeinWoh, KhwabonmeinWoh Hatayaar ye project woject .. aajkyasahidikhrahithi who white salwaar me !! Hay re merizindagi … kaisenamoone dost mile hai !! Maine to ummeed hi chodddihaiab !! Aajmaineproj meeting me sabkobahutpeldiya

8. Facebook Man Awesome database about IIMB’s PGP1 Girls Scenario 2: KP: Hey who is she? Nitin: Oh, she is from XYZ company. She is wearing a blue dress in her FB profile pic. Her parents are from blah blah…. KP: WTF? … ye to chaltifiratibandiyonki encyclopedia hai !! Scenario1: Sarthak: Hey a girl was asking about you Nitin: Really, what was she saying? Sarthak: Who the hell are you and why you added her on FB? Nitin: Oh, I saw you as a common friend so I added her… Sarthak: WTF???

9. Is he married *(secretly)?? Term 1: Saba calls Nitin’s mobile and a girl picks the call Girl: Hello… (After hearing a girl’s voice, Saba thought she must be Nitin’s Mother) Saba: Hello.. Can I talk to Nitin? Girl(surprised):Who is this? Why are you looking for Nitin? (Saba: why is she asking so many questions?) Saba: Aunty, I am his friend and we are in a project group Girl: What kind of friend? Which project group? Saba: Aunty, we are studying together and doing a project Girl: What? What kind of study and what is this project about? (Again so many questions… What is this?) Saba: Can I know whom am I speaking to Girl: This is Nitin’s wife. Saba: What?? When did he get married? Girl: This year itself Saba: Oh, I didn’t know that.. Sorry to disturb you.

10. Come, hoosh me @ A Base and don’t ask any questions…