This yearbook was created by BE Computers Batch of 2002-2006 which graduated from K.J. Somaiya College of Engineering,Vidyavihar

1. B.E. COMPS
202002-2006

2. YEARBOOK
A
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Presentation
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3. A walk down memory lane .....
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 YEARBOOK

4. OUR CLASS
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 YEARBOOK

5. Editorial Team - Ankit Jhaveri & Sanmeet Dhokay
YEARBOOK
Lately, students in esteemed colleges like ours have been showing peculiar
behavior during the day. Researchers believe that these symptoms have been
evident in most of the students, except a few. It is generally seen that these
few have always been found on the first three benches in class, take a daily
dosage of the medicine called "Reference Books" after getting up and before
sleeping and always use the disinfectant called "Maska". The remaining major-
ity have been generally found on the last benches doing the following to coun-
teract this dreadful disease called "75% compulsory".
1 Reading every page of the newspaper (No matter which one..)
2 Forming a Mexican wave during the lecture.
3 Singing the worst item numbers in chorus.
4 Using special sound effects like "Maaaa..aaam"
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Well, if you are also suffering from the same disease and show the symptoms
of, using every ounce of your flesh in class(to wait for the attendance sheet),
battling against numerous mosquitoes that disturb you(when you are yawn-
ing) in class, witnessing your partner work hard (dozing off)in class, seeing
paper being used very efficiently (for paper balls and rockets) and hearing
people voice their thoughts (by singing rubbish)during class, then you have
probably guessed that this book is also product of the effort we put in during
our lectures. It is one of the most fruitful products of attending lectures.
Sanmeet and me realized the scope of a 'best-seller' in a season when the cre-
ativity of our classmates had reached its epitome. After this, I am convinced
that BE -Comps 2006 shows better creativity skills then any ART / Commerce
student.
Looking back into the past 4 years, I am sure we all will eventually miss our
life at Somaiya and the time we have spent here. From the workshop building,

6. which is secluded and cramped to the drawing halls, which are empty and airy,
from the Cafe with steel plated stools to the overcrowded canteen, from the
hungama during Symphony to the silence before our Vivas, from the water
cooler, which gave no water even after protesting to the labs that drowned due
to excess water (26/7), from the classrooms to the slope, from the unlimited
seminars we did not attend to the unlimited movie shows we attended instead,
from the decent behavior during placements to the unruly behavior while eating
'Idli Chili', from the copying of assignments to the originality while making
Jokes and songs, from the discrimination between 10 termwork
people and 24 termwork people to the unity we share while shouting 'BE-
COMPS' , from the scolding given by our profs. to ragging our juniors, from
'cutting chai' before lectures to 'Magix' during the lectures, from entering late in
class to coming on time during the fest, from waiting in line for railway conces-
sion to waiting in line for the results, from the student lift that rarely worked to
the Staff lift that always worked, from Tewariji to Pandeji, from the 'V' dog to the
cat it was always scared of, from 'Nirmal' to 'Nirmale', from football during the
rains in the dirty muck to the volleyball court that was never used, from the
'Informals' during Symphony to the 'in formals' during PCT presentations and
many countless things that will always be close to our heart.With everyone tak-
ing their own path in life soon, some to IT companies, others to Management
Colleges while others to Universities abroad, memories are the only thing we
will be left with the day we cross the gates of our second home.
We have tried our best to put down as many memories as possible into this
book, and I hope you all will cherish this all your life. This book, would have
never been possible without the significant contribution given to Sanmeet and
me by Devi,Anubhav,Pranali,Tanuja & Rajeev. Lets hope that this bond always
remains within in us, because it has two essential elements in it - 'Somaiya' and
'Memories'.
From the editorial team
Ankit Jhaveri Sanmeet Dhokay
BE - Comps 2006 BE - Comps 2006

7. YEARBOOK
TABLE OF CONTENTS:-
1. Personal Details Database............................................
2. Fullee Faltoo - PJ's & Riddles......................................
3. 101 ways to get 23 in Term-Work.................................
4. 101 ways to get 10 in Term-Work.................................
5. Famous Somaiyaite Engineering Quotes....................
6. B.E. Comps Lingo..........................................................
7. They said it.....................................................................
8. Famous Professor-Student Encounters.....................
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9. Lifetime Achievement Awards.....................................
10. Future Careers.............................................................
11. Gaana Bajana...............................................................
12. Other Stuff....................................................................
13. Middlenames...............................................................
14. Message Board...........................................................

8. 1.
Details
Personal
Database
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 PERSONAL DETAILS DB

9. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 PERSONAL DETAILS DB

10. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 PERSONAL DETAILS DB

11. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 PERSONAL DETAILS DB

12. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 PERSONAL DETAILS DB

13. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 PERSONAL DETAILS DB

14. 2.
PJ’s & Riddles
FULLEE FALTOO
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 FULLEE FALTOO

15. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya hai?
FULLEE FALTOO
A Adidas.
Marte hue aadmi ko kya dene kaa?
A Birla Plus Cement(Kyun ki is cement mein jaan hain!!)
Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.According to new research,
3+3=8
Kaise...............socho socho
...
...
...
... A
A Abey Bewakoof.............Galti se !!!!
Why does a sardar use an Earbud to clean a wall?
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A Kyun ki usne suna tha ki “Deewaron ke bhi kaan
hote hain”
In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and
the water level of the pond increases. How?
A A - The other 9 fish are crying.................

16. Ek Ladka lecture attend karta hai.Lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti
FULLEE FALTOO
hai.So he goes to the canteen.Canteen mein woh ek pav leta hai. Jaise
hi woh pav khane keliye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.Ab aapko yeh batana hai ki woh jiska lecture attend
karke aa raha hai! ,us professor ka naam kya hai???
A Ishq Ki Chhaon.
(Reason :- Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....)
Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want
to get married, but cannot.Why?
A Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal.
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A sardar keeps 2 glasses of water next to his bed while sleeping, one
with water and the other without water. Why?
A 'Pyaas' ajeeb hai kabhi lag sakti hai, kabhi nahi lagti.
One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a 'popat' sits
on his shoulder, and the man dies. Why ?
A Ans. Because 'popat' was the name of an elephant.
10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. Why ?
A One of them is a widow

17. Which Gutkha do giraffes like the most?
FULLEE FALTOO
A A. Manikchand (Oonche log oonchi pasand)
Once a man whispered something into a Sardar's ear.After hearing it
,the Sardar died.
What did the man say to him?
A A. DHISHKYAOO!!!
What is the name of Jackie Chan's Mother-in-law?
A A. D-COLD Total (Chan ki Saans!)
Now what is the name of Jackie Chan’s Daughter-in-law?
A A. D-COLD Total (Kyunki Saans bhi kabhi Bahu thi!!)
What are the three versions of JAVA software?
A 1.) Mar JAVA
2.) Mit JAVA
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3.) Kar JAVA
Paani ka 'popat' kaise karne ka ?
A Paani garam karke..nahne ka nahi
Aur ek baar Paani ka 'popat' kaise karne ka ?
A Nal khol kar ... Bucket nikal do.

18. On the border of India and Pakistan there is tremendous tension but
FULLEE FALTOO
none attacks. Why ?
A Because Dishum Dishum toh Pepsodent ka kaam hai.
Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble gives it to Sehwag.
Why ?
A Because Sehwag is the Opener.
Hare and Tortoise appear for HSC. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets
84%. Tortoise gets into VJTI and the Hare does not. How?
A Sports Quota
Ram and Laxman go to the jungle. They need to climb a tree for
fruits. Ram climbs easily. Why?
A Because Ram is GOD.
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Laxman tries climbing.. but cannot climb. Why ?
A Because he is V.V.S Laxman.
Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police does
not catch him. Why?
A Ans. Because he was walking.

19. FULLEE FALTOO
5 solutions anyone ?
Cigarette-Boat Series
2 men are sitting in a boat and have only 2 cigarettes, but no match-
sticks or lighter, but want to smoke. How do they do it ?
A They throw one cigarette in the water , so the boat becomes
LIGHTER.
A Kisses one cigarette - Toh Doosra Jal Jaata Hai
A Throws one cigarette in the air and catches it. Catches win MATCHES.
A Sprinkles some water on one cigarette - (Tip Tip Barsa Paani, Paani ne
AAG lagayi)-(w.r.t MOHRA)
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
A Draws a line with a cigarette on his body which leaves a mark- (w.r.t
DAAG - The Fire).
What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
A Hasina.
What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her father ....?
A Pushpa.

20. FFULLEE FALTOO
ELEPHANT-BANANA
Series
An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat
UL EE
the bananas. Why ?
A Because the bananas are made of plastic.
The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
A Because the elephant is made of plastic.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
Why ?
A Because the bananas are in the TV.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
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cannot eat it. Why?
A Because they are on different channels.
Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
A Because the TV is off.
Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
A Itna kyun soch rahe ho yaar...Kya bigada hain usne aapka...Khane do
naa bichare ko!!!

21. FULLEE FALTOO
Once a cockroach was singing a song while he was walking on the
road.But all of a sudden he died.Why?
A A. B'coz the song he was singing was HIT!!!
A lizard is on the wall of a theater. After the show,
the lizard falls. Why ?
A Because it starts Clapping
(Note:- In Marathi,a staircase is called 'Jeena')
A boy and a girl look into each others eyes on a staircase and then
find themselves in Sahara Desert.Why?
A Aankhon hi aankhon mein ishara ho gaya,
Baithe Baithe 'Jeene' ka 'Sahara' ho gaya.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Kareena Kapoor does not allow anybody to use the stairs of her apart-
ment.Why?
A Coz 'Jeena' Sirf Mere Liye!!!
Shahrukh khan ka plural?
A ICICI Bank
Why?
Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!
ICICI says - Hum hain naa!

22. An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the
FULLEE FALTOO
she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So our
elephant was very depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him,
and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
A Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."
One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad
deeds.He felt that he should go an apologise to Ram for all the prob-
lems he had caused. So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the
door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing
there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking but didn't say a word.
What was he thinking?
A Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
What will you call a person who is departing from India?
A Hindustan Lever
If he comes back to India very soon.What is he called?
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A Hindustan Lever Limited.
Who is Joe?
A Kambakt ishq... Because "Kambakt ishq hai Joe!”
Once there was a person who hated evryone....naaa use kisi se pyaar
thaa.........naa uska koi yaar thaaaaaa..but strangely !!! he faced one
big major problem.Whenever he used to buy some trousers,jeans from
market, immediately thezip of that particular thing
used to disappear.
Why?
A Yaar bina "chain" kahan re!!!
Pyaar bina "chain" kahan re!!!

23. FULLEE FALTOO
Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
A Aamir Khan
What will you call a bird who eats stone?
A Simple….A stone-eating bird!!
A man is walking on the road with a milk bottle and a car comes
speeding from behind and honks.The man starts drinking the milk.Why?
A Because the horn says 'Pee Pee'(Drink Drink)
Elephant and mosquito get married but the mosquito dies on the wed-
ding night.Why?
A B'coz the elephant puts on 'Good-Night'
What is the opposite of Dominos Pizza?
A Domi 'doesn't know' Pizza.
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain,toh uska naam kya rahega?
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
A Jal-andar Singh
Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska naam kya hoga?
A Abey akal ke dushman, soch maat.Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam
kaise change hoga!
Three persons (American,Japanese & Indian(Sardarji)) are flying in an
aeroplane.They think of an idea of hitting a target on the ground by
using a stone.Now first American tries his luck…and hits the
target.Now Japanese also tries his hand..but he misses by some dis-
tance.Now its sardarji's turn ..and he too throws the stone aiming at
the target..but his stone doesnt even reach the ground..why?
A Remember the Stone-eating bird? The bird eats the stone .

24. FULLEE FALTOO
Mangal Pandey Series
What would have been the name of the movie 'Mangal Pandey'….
A If Aamir Khan was a bachelor?
SINGLE Pandey.
If Aamir Khan wore 'Chudiyas'?
BANGLE Pandey.
If it was released during 1993 riots?
DANGAL Pandey.
If Aamir Khan was shown as a WWE Wrestler?
RUMBLE Pandey.
If Aamir Khan was shown at the Gym?
DUMBELL Pandey.
If Dialogues would not be audible?
MUMBLE Pandey.
If it was released during Christmas?
JINGLE Pandey.
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If Aamir Khan was wearing a blanket instead of a coat?
KAMBAL Pandey.
If Aamir Khan gets an infection during shooting?
FUNGAL Pandey.
If something evil happens while watching the movie?
AMANGAL Pandey.
Now that the movie is a flop, what should be its name?
BUNDLE Pandey.

25. What is the Center of Gravity?
FULLEE FALTOO
A its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.
What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants her to call
him up?
A Ring De Basanti
A man asks for Priyagold biscuits from Inzamam.Why?
A 'Haq' se mango!!
If Emraan Hashmi is serial kisser,Who is a parallel kisser?
A RAVAN
Once there is a peacock who rides a bike.Every hour he comes to a
tea stall where some people are sitting.He gives them a smile and goes
away.He does this every hour.Why?
A Coz he's riding a TVS Victor("More" smiles per hour)
A boy eats only the inner part of samosa.Why?
A Because his mother had told him - "Bahar ka maat khao".
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Ek baar ek murgi ped pe chad ke,oodne ki koshish karti hain.Lekin woh
gir jaati hain.Doosri baar woh phir oodne jaati hain .Yeh baar who ood
sakti hain.Kyun?
A Pehli baar girne se uska 'popat' hota hain.

26. 24 IN TERM-WORK
2.
101 ways to
score 24
in Term-Work
- Niranjan Khandekar
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
- Sanket Joshi
KP Khandekar Publications

27. 1.Change your surname
Available options:Joshi,Kamat,Khandekar.
24 IN TERM-WORK
2.Ask questions even if you know the answer.
3.If you come late for a lecture ,tell the professor that you won't sign the atten-
dance sheet.
4.Always bring reference books to class.
5.Always sit on the first three benches.
6.Try to convince the professor that you are the only one who is interested in
the lecture.
7.Always be the first one to submit the assignment.
8.Always write assignments and write-ups on our own.
9.Always ask the professor for notes even if you are not gonna refer them.
10.Say that you dont want a question bank for the Term-Test
11.Ask the Prof. to take make-up lectures.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
12.Wish the Prof. on his/her B’day
For More Logon to
www.chaatugiri.com

28. 10 IN TERM-WORK
4.
101 ways to
score 10
in Term-Work
- Amit Kaul
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
- Vivek jain
CP Chaudhari Publications

29. 10 IN TERM-WORK
1.Change your surname
Available options:Jain,Kaul,Chaudhari
2.Always sit on the last three benches
3.Do not carry any books to college
4.Sleep during the lecture until you get caught.
5.Shout 'Maaaa'aammm/Siiirrrrrrrr' as soon the lecture starts.
6.Use only one book for our entire engineering course
7.Make a Mexican Wave such that the professor notices it.
8.Make different types of sound effects
9.Always be the last one to submit the assignment
10.Never write assignments and write-ups on our own
11.Do not give any of the Weekly/Term tests.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
12.Order of Preference :- Cricket Test >>>Term Test
For More Logon to
www.faltugiri.com

30. 5.
Quotes
Famous
Engineering
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 ENGINEERING QUOTES

31. ENGINEERING QUOTES
On Being Late
(Standing at the door... gesturing to a friend)
"Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
"Attendance ho gaya kya??"
IC "I was searching for the Classroom"
SS
C LA
" Train was late"
During the lecture
"Khandekar ka assignment 2 tere paas hai??"
"Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
"Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home
now!!!"
IC "Journal sheet hai??"
SS
C LA
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Lab
"Expt. 2 likha??"
"I thought it is a wednesday" (lab starts at 10:45 on
wednesday)
"Karna kya hai??"
IC Arre.. mere liye bhi ek copy print nikal.
SS
C LA

32. Unit Test
ENGINEERING QUOTES
"Oh F***!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya ?"
"Aaj kounsa test hai?"
For attendance
(Less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye
bahane)
IC "I forgot the I-card , so watchman dint let me in"
SS "Symphony (college festival) marketing"
C LA
Late submission of assignments
"Maine Abhijit ko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath
mein Submit kar dena"
"Electronix ka last date extend hua thaa"
IC "I dint know the last date"
SS
C LA
Late submission of Journal (for printouts)
"Format pataa nahi thaa"
C "Printer is not working today"
SI
AS
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CL "Friday ko light nahi tha"
VIVA (after exam)
"Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
"Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
"Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"Vidyalankar mein to alag hai"
"Oh!!! to exam mein yeh likhna thaa kya..... (may be 37 now!)"
" What was she asking ??"

33. VIVA (Before exam)
ENGINEERING QUOTES
"Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
"Dekh Boss !! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak
preparation nahi hua hai......"
VIVA (General)
"Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh
nahi poochhnewaala ,then watz the point"
"Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
"External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
IC "Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
SS
C LA "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
"Jake Seedha internal ke samne baith"
IC
"External badla le raha hai, kyun jab apne college ka prof unke college
ASS
CL
mein gayatha external banke tab usne unke students ki vaat lagayi thi"
"Please file mat khol .. aur please please program mat pooch !!!!"
"My lab partner has done the program. I was absent."
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
"Reference book se pooch raha hai ?????????? "
"Kuch nahi hua toh internal ko dekh..."
Submission
" Ye bhi chhapna hai kya??"
"Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
"Tujhe Harale ka sign aata hai kya?"
"Ye tune kya likha hai????"
IC "Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa
SS
LA
C raha hai uska drawing nikal""Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"

34. ENGINEERING QUOTES
"Maine Ashish se likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya , tu bhi wohi
kar."
IC "Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha
SS
LA
C hai woh chhod de."
" Arre ... Certification ke din pe Madam kaise bimar pad sakti hai."
"Submission in one hour-- Number kab ayega.. entire file has to be cor-
rected."
"Anyone with an extra index sheet ????"
IC "Page numbers bhi copy mat kar. Maine bhi Siddharth se liya hai."
SS
C LA "WHAT A WASTE !!!! "
"Point kya hai paper , ink aur energy waste karneka.. "
EXAM
IC
SS "Jo (mujhe)aata hai , woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai jo nahi aata hai woh
C LA
aata hai"
"Ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
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"Ye last time hi poochha thaa"
"Tere paas Vidyalankar ke notes hai??"
" Woh chapter....... mark weightage 6 marks.....(facial ex-pressions speaks
the story)"
" Nahi samjha to rat le "
(When someone is intensively doing his
last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!" . E O MPS

35. 6.
Lingo
B.E. COMPS
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 B.E. COMPS LINGO

36. '
Chance Pe Dance'
-To make full use of opportunity
B.E. COMPS LINGO
'Mauka Dekh ke Chauka'
-Same as above
'Chaatu'(adj)
-One who …….(u know it!!!)
'Chaatugiri'(n)
-It is an art at which Chaatu's are expert at.
'Linking-Loading-Compiling'
-Art of Match-Making
'Total'(pronounced as 'Toaaaatal)
-Vasool, Fultoo
'Asli Cheez'
-Man of Honour.
'Naqli Cheez'
- Opposite of above.
'Yeh kya ho raha hain bhai?'
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-Often heard in the middle of a boring lecture.
'Parasgiri'
-Art of mixing Hindi & Marathi to make a meaningful sentence
‘Sii..................rrr’
-Madam has entered class 15 minutes before.
‘Batsman’
-Flirt
‘Agentgiri’
-Art of convincing the mass into a deal.

37. B.E. COMPS LINGO
‘BE Comps.. BE Comps’
- Nothing else to say
‘Magix’
-Supplements to survive the lecture.
‘Cafe’
-Playground for injuring classmates by giving bumps.
‘Practicals’
- !@$#$%&% ????????
‘Triple Schzewan Rice’
Synonym:- ‘Idli Chilly’
- Cause of Junglee Behaviour
‘Item’
-Any human remotely resembling a female.
‘Project Day’
- Holiday
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
‘Assignment Writing’
-Art of replicating
‘PPM’
-Pages per minute (unit used for replicating assignments)
‘Proxy Server’
-Samaj Sevak
‘Attendance’
-Reward for surviving torture
‘Double lecture’
-Two signature on attendance sheet ( for Back benchers )
-Means to reach the goal of 24 (for Front benchers)

38. ‘R Mall’-First Floor Boys Toilet
B.E. COMPS LINGO
‘Mess’
-Unlimited Khanna.. Budget mein
‘RSDK’
-Roti Shoti Daba ke’
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6

39. '
7.
They Said It
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 THEY SAID IT

40. Ankit Jhaveri
'Chala Chala Chala…………………….
…………………..Jaooya Jaooya!!!'
THEY SAID IT
Vivek Jain
'Aadonno'(I Don't Know)
Sanjay Pai
'Kya Bhaieee……..Kuchch Bhii!!!'
Protik Mukhopadhyay
'Arey who sab naqli hai,
Asli cheez toh idhar hain'
Amit Kaul
'Oye,kya sexxy mazaa aa gayee'
Anubhav Bhargava
'Arey Pandu ke paas dala hai'
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Kaiwalya Kher
'Susaaaat aahe te'
Rohan Kapoor
'Chalo yaar,thoda Naasta Vaasta ho jaaye'
Ganesh Dabholkar
'BECOMPS!! BECOMPS!!'
Jayaramakrishnan Venkateshwaran
'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'

41. Nikhil Attarde
THEY SAID IT
'Kaay dhammaal aali yaar!'
Amrut Budihal
'Kya Karu?? Bol naa yaar!!'
Shashank Karnik
'Ayeeeeeeeeeeeee…………..'
Nikhil Wethekar
'Ye kya hai bossss'
PK
‘%&$%*&(^)R!@!#$@*’ -- (Dont try, you can never understand what he talks )
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Santosh Lokhande:-
Are Vrushali kuthe aahe re??....
Chetan Khade :-
Lecture samplyavar mala uthav…
Rajeev Kamble :-
Koi to bhi "chaipani" karo yaar

42. Pranali Lad
"How mean!"
THEY SAID IT
Urvi Shah
"Chod na....kyon tension lene ka?!!"
Unmesh Kapil
‘Scolors ... Scolors.. scolors’
Prasad Kalmatkar
SYSTEM ERROR: Please input text in English and not Marathi.
Sanket Joshi
‘Har ghadi badal rahi hai.. (singing Kal Ho na Ho)’
Vivek Gupta
‘Today Sensex touched 9,000.. start investing into Reliance’
‘Hey.. Zinia .. lets go to GOA’
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Paras Mantri
‘Allah ke bande..’
Guruprasad Iyer
O..A..E..I..O...A...E..O
Niranjan Khandekar:-
Kaay ghetoys khayla ?? .. Idli Chilli ??
Unmesh Kapil :-
No maam,its not like that..u know..its just..like that..okay..

43. Mischelle Lobo -
“Jhooth nahi bolneka..mummy ne bola hai !!”
THEY SAID IT
Tanuja Varkanthe-
" Mujhe vada sambar mein budavke nahi chahiye"
"arey patta pis pis ke vato yaar"
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6

44. 8.
Famous
Encounters
Prof-Student
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 FAMOUS PROF-STU ENC

45. FAMOUS PROF-STU ENC
Encounter no. 1:-
Prof:-"Protik,I told u naa,not to attend my lectures"
Protik:-"Ma'am,its all done.Everything is sorted out".
Encounter no. 2:-
Prof:-”What is this Amit?Tell me what is bubble sort?”
Amit Kaul:-”Ma’am,Ma’am,Ma’am,Ma’am................”
Encounter no. 3:-
Prof:-”Salil,show me what have you done so far in the practs”
Salil:-”Ma’am,doing,doing”(Scrolling up & down an already existing C program).
(Scenario:-Term Test.No one has studied for it(as usual).Nikhil Wethekar gets
caught while copying)
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Prof:-”Nikhil,what are you doing?Give your paper and leave”
Nikhil:-”I was not copying.Yeh naa insaafi hain.I’m sincere,I want to score.”

46. 9.
Awards
Lifetime
Achievement
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS

47. Award For 'Best Singing Talent'
LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
-Sanket Joshi
Award For '100% Attendance'
-Niranjan Khandekar
Award For 'Best Java Programming'
-Kaiwalya Kher
Award For 'Hitting max. no of sixes & fours
-Prashant Gokhale
Award For 'Best Classroom entry'
-Shashank Karnik(Male Category)
-Richa Lehar(Female Category)
Award For 'Best Balancing Act-Studies & T.P.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
-Kinshuk Mishra
Award For 'Best Lecture Time Utilisation'-
Jayaramakrishnan Venkateshwaran(Male Category)
-Sharayu Sarode(Female Category)
Award For 'Best Agentgiri'
-Ganesh Dabholkar
Award For 'Mesmerizing the professor with a killing smile'
-Ankit Jhaveri

48. Award For 'Best Musical Talent'
LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
-Rajeev Kamble
Award For 'Taking Max. no of Pangas with professors'
Shared jointly by
-Sumeet Chaudhari
-Amit Kaul
Award For 'Best Linking-Loading-Compiling'
-Shared Jointly by
Devi Chandrasekar
Reena Gupta
Award For 'Best Voice Amplification Quality'
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
-Ruchita Bansal(Female Category)
-Guruprasad Iyer(Male Category)
Award For 'Spending max. time on football ground'
-Akshay Darmwal
Award For 'Cracking Max. no of Pathetic Jokes(PJ's)'
-Salil Jamdar
Award For 'Receiving Max no. of Birthday Bumps'
-Vivek Jain

49. Award For 'Best Laughing Talent'(Navjot Singh Sidhu Award)
LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
Shared jointly by
-Meghana Bhavsar
-Divya Hariharan
Award For 'Preponing Max no. of lectures'
-Namita Modak
Award For ‘Most Sincere Student’
Divya Kapoor
Award For 'Best Story Telling Talent'
-Protik Mukhopadhyay
Award For 'Having the Largest Fan-Club'
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
-Tanuja Varkanthe
Award for 'Best Style Icon'
-Rohan Kapoor
Award for 'Max no. of hand movements'
-Amit Panhale
Award for 'Max no. of visits to Xeroxvala'
-Anubhav Bhargava

50. Award for 'Best Hindi-Marathi Fusion'
LIFETIME ACH. AWARDS
-Paras Mantri(Male Category)
-Tanuja Varkanthe(Female Category)
Award for 'Having Lowest Attendance'
-Salil Jamdar
Award for ‘Writing Neatest assignments’ -
-Shraddha Chaudhari
Award for ‘Giving most roses on rose day’
Shared Jointly by
- Ashish Desai
- Vivek Gupta
Award for ‘Longest GRE prep leave’
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Anand Shenoy
Award for ‘Quietest student in class’
Ashish Nirmale
Best award for surviving in batch of diploma students:-
Unmesh Kapil
Best award for "LAMPATGIRI" :-
Jointly Shared by
Santosh Lokhande
Prasad Kalmatkar

51. 10.
Future
Careers
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 FUTURE CAREERS

52. Ganesh Dabholkar - Agent (LIC/Estate)
Salil Jamdar- Indian Idol
Anubhav Bhargava- Xerox
FUTURE CAREERS
Ruchita Bansal - Prime Minister
Ankit Jhaveri- Speaker(Lok Sabha)
Amit Panhale- News reader for the deaf and dumb
Sanmeet Dhokay-Cyber Café/Canteen
Vivek Gupta- Mobilewala/Big bull/Broker/Palm reader
Reena Gupta-Hafta vasooli
Niranjan Khandekar - Head of CHATU oops CHATE classes
Pranali Lad- Head of FIGHT CLUB
PK- Dhongi Baba
Akshay Daramwal-Defence Minister
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Surekha Deshmukh- Home Minister
Sumeet Chaudhari- Gym Instructor
Archana Deokate- Mrs India
Kinshuk Mishra and Divya Kapoor-"Kajra re" dance academy
Amit Kaul-Member of "Daler chaddo…saanu dekho" club
Guruprasad Iyer- Amplifier
Meghana Bhavasar and Divya Hariharan- Judges of THE GREAT INDIAN
LAUGHTER CHALLENGE 2020

53. Nikhil Attarde- Hair Salon
Sudeep Kamat- Owner of FEVIQUICK
FUTURE CAREERS
Kaiwalya Kher- Cyber cop
Prashant Gokhale-Host/Analysis on EXTRA INNINGS
Ameya Karkhanis- Asian Paints LTD/Vada-Dosa dinner
Aniruddh Saraf-Questions.com
Minal Dongre- Negotiator
Vivek Jain- Principal of KJ Somaiya College of Commerce
Zeenat Shaik -Go goa.com
Protik Mukhopadyay- MacDowells owner
Roland -Jholer(Controller) of examinations.
Santosh :- Laundry
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Devendra :- Visual Basic Expert
Anil :- Computer Assembler
Chetan :- Chaiwala
Unmesh :- Publications
Ashish Desai- Customer Care services

54. 10.
Gaana
Bajana
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 GAANA BAJANA

55. GAANA BAJANA
Our Anthem
Saluting the spirit of BE Comps !!
Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aaya
Ke dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga
Battiyan bujhaa do ke neennd nahin aati hai
Battiyan bujhane se bhi neend nahin aaegi
Battiyan bujhane vaali jaane kab aaegi
Shor na machao varana bhabhi jaag jaaegi
Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aaya
Ke dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga
Aakhir kya thi aisi bhi majaboori
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Mil gaye dil ab bhi kyon hai ye doori
Are, dam hai to unase chheen ke le aayenge
Di na ghar vaalon ne agar manzoori
Pyaar hamein kis mod pe le aaya
Ke dil kare haye, koi to bataye, kya hoga.

56. Kaiwalya Kher
Mar Java ,Mit Java ,Kar Java
College mein sirf ye,Karta hain programs
In Java Java………
GAANA BAJANA
Prashant Gokhale
Ye hain Mister Prashant Gokhale,
Somaiya college ke ubharte sitaare,
Life mein inhone sirf maara chauka,
Waited for loose ball,Mila dher saara mauka,
Class mein rahi inke liye har position khali,
Har ek ladki ke saath inhone apni pehchaan karayi,
GRE dekar inhone aandhi machayee,
Apni critics ko ungli dikhayee,
Aaj bhi hain pakde ye umeed ki dori,
Don't lose hope is the moral of the story,
Jisne bhi shikha inse kabhi bhi naa ruknaa,
USA mein jaake milega bhaiyya UMEED SE DUGNA!!!
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Ashish Nirmalye:-
(To be sung like 'Khalbali' tune)
Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,
Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,
Hain Nirmalye,
Lamba-Gora dikhta hain,
Shant-Shant ye rehta hain,
Poonam pe line marta hain,
Hain Nirmalye,
Nirmalye hain Nirmalye,
Nirmalye hain Nirmalye.

57. Amrut Budihal
Kya kare Kya naa kare,
Ye kaisi mushkil haaye,
Koi toh batade iska hal oh mere bhai.
GAANA BAJANA
Aniruddha Saraf
Jaane Kaise Kab Kahaan,
Ye questions poochta hain,
Hum answer karte hain,
Aur yeh poochta rehta hain.
Vivek Gupta
Woh hain albela,sau mobile-wala,
Jiski deewani somaiya ki har bala,
Woh Gupta hain,woh gupta hain.
Akshay Darmwal
Naa hum Sanket Joshi ,naa Kinshuk Mishra,
Naa kisi teacher ko chaate,
Hum hain sidhe-sadhe Akshay Akshay,
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Kabhi lecture kabhi football aise Akshay Akshay.
Vivek Jain
Patli kamar,2D badan,
Commerce ki shakal hain,
Cafe mein maar khane ki iski aadat hain.....!
Sanjay Pai
Ruk ruk ruk,arey Pai ruk,
Project ke liye saath hain Kinshuk,

58. Prashant Krishnan:-
(to be sung in the tune of main ramta jogi)
Main ramta yogi main ramta yogi hoy hoy
Main yoga camp mein ho aaya
GAANA BAJANA
Ramdev Baba se mil aaya
Saare aasan main sikh aaya
Ek pal mein showoff main kar aaya
Main PK Baba PK Baba hoy hoy
Sudeep Kamat
(to be sung in the tune of jab bhi koi ladki dekhun)
Jab bhi koi Divya dekhun
mere dil deewana bole
chipakle chipakle chipakle chipakle
Dekhkar mujhko dono Divyas bole
Katle katle katle katle
Kinshuk Mishra
(to be sung in the tune of kajra re kajra re)
Kinshuk ka chain vain sab ujhda
Divya ne maara jab jhatka
Barbaad ho gaya Sudeep
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Aur Archit bhi hai latka
Kinshuk ki angdaai na tute DK aaja
Kajra re Kajra re BE COMPS ka kajra re
Salil Jamdar
(to be sung in the tune of jab pyar kiya toh darna kya)
Jab batting kiya toh darna kya
Jab batting kiya toh darna kya
Batting koi chori nahi ki Salim Divya
Batting kiya koi chori nahi ki
Chup chup gaane gaana kya

59. Anubhav Bhargava:-
(to be sung in the tune of dil dil main tere pyar
mein)
Xerox Xerox Xerox
GAANA BAJANA
Maine pandu ko diya hai
Mujhe concession bhi mila hai
Main kya karoooo
Dil dil dil
Maine diploma girls ko diya hai
Unhone pyar se le liya hai
Main kya karoooo
Niranjan Khandekar:-
(to be sung in the tune of main toh raste se ja raha
tha)
Main toh college mein aa raha tha
100% attendance bana raha tha
Proffesors ki main chat raha tha
Pranali ko line de raha tha
24/25 termwork la raha tha
ISTE chair bana toh main kya karooo?
Jayramakrishnan:-
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
(to be sung in the tune of aaja piya tujhe pyar dun)
aaja JR tujhe khaana dun
Idli chilli aur vada dun
Sab kha ja tu sab kha ja
Tere liye khana tere liye ho ho
Guruprasad Iyer:-
(to be sung in the tune of tujhe kes bhuru bhuru)
Tera naam guru guru
Tere baal bhuru bhuru
Kab hoga tu shuru
Ab toh bol

60. Shreya upadhyay:-
stare kare ho Hitler stare kare,
Stare kare ho Hitler stare kare,
Questions bhi pooche, Sataye,
GAANA BAJANA
Bad PJ's bhi mare ,
Bich lecture mein hay naam mera pukare
Ho karke ishare,
Ho hitlet stare kare…..(now keep guessing who the Hitler is!!)
Protik Mukhopadhyay:-
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
Naa Reference book,Naa kisi prof ka notes
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
Aaya tha woh somaiya mein sapnon ka ek baadal
Thana ki ladki tot bahut thi ,man mein machi thi hulchul
Saath jiyenge,saath padenge saath chalenge paidal
Par pata chala ,nirmalye use utha ke le gaya aa kar
Vaat lag gayi yaar ke toota sapnon ka mahal
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
Naa Mech ka haath ,Naa Porineeta ka saath.
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Driver tha uska bada harami,
Protik ka toda Corolla,
Final year phir aaya gale mein dalke haath apna,
GRE bhi uski khaas nahi thi,
ROLA mein pad gaya jaana,
IInd class mein travel kar raha,
Jhooth hain uska hasna,
Bail mil gayee yaar toh kya hain banega naya mahal,
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,
Naa Visa ka pata,Naa project ka data,
Tere Haath Mein Khamba re,

61. 10.
Other Stuff
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 OTHER STUFF

62. Kaul ke saath panga kyun nahi lene ka?
A:-Kyunki
1.Woh Kashmiri hain
2.Jammu se aaya hain
OTHER STUFF
3.Aur hostel main rehta hain
Hair Raising Experience - Kisna
All India Radio - Meghana
Candid Confession - Sanjali
Creativity Personified - Hemali
Laughter Champion - Anubhav
Ye dosti hum nahi chodenge
Guruprasad & Salil
Anubhav & Ashish
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Pratibha & Pooja
Zeenat & Faizaa
Aarti and Poonam
Nisha and Sheetal
Rohan- Mithun

63. Famous Books written by BE Comps Junta
Reena - Most "ASTHETIC" dance moves
OTHER STUFF
Namita Modak - Tips to Complete aasignments & journals b4 time
Namita Pradhan - Presenting writeups
Ashish Desai - All about making girls accept roses
Niranjan - Paise bachane ke 100 tarike (Courtesy ISTE)
JRK - WHY BOTHER?!!!
Sumeet - 101 ways to flirt
Hemali - Best Rangoli & Mehendi Designs
Sanket - The Raagas
Kaiwalya - Java in the "SUSSSSAAAATT" way
Anubhav - Principles of Diploma Management
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
PK - Yoga at its Best
Ruchita - Cricket or Politics - Which is a better Deal?
Pranali - 101 Ways to marofy lines on paper
Vaibhavi - Innocence Personified (??????)
Anjali - Tips to Dress Best
Vivek Gupta - Hazaar Tarike Pakaane ke
Salil - Jhankaar Beats

64. Our State:-
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 OTHER STUFF

65. 13.
Middle ?? names
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 MIDDLENAMES

66. Ankit 'Jaooya' Jhaveri
MIDDLENAMES
Vivek '2D' Jain
Aniket ' Forearms' Kunwar
Salil 'PJ' Jamdar
Guruprasad 'Woofer' Iyer
Amit 'Sir' Kaul
Sanmeet ‘Cyber’ Dhokay
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Rohan 'Tug-of-war' Kapoor
Ameya 'Rangoli' Karkhanis
Amit 'Don' Panhale
Nikhil 'Bindhaas' Wethekar
Prashant '2 Stack' Gokhale

67. Protik 'Baatli' Mukhopadhyay
MIDDLENAMES
Ganesh 'BECOMPS' Dabholkar
Sumeet 'Before-After' Chaudhari
Jayaraman 'Self-Destruction' Venkateshwaran
Aniruddha 'W5HH' Saraf
Amrut 'Confusion' Budihal
Akshay 'IAF' Darmwal
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Kaiwalya 'Susaat' Kher
Rajeev 'Musical' Kamble
Ashish 'Sajjan' Nirmalye
Adnan 'IEEE' Lakdawala
Anubhav 'Xerox' Bhargava

68. Chandan 'Football' Mahapatra
MIDDLENAMES
Akshat 'Zulfi' Potdar
Sanjay 'Ghai' Pai
Vivek 'Sharebazaar' Gupta
Prashant 'PK' Krishnan
Paras 'Hayden' Mantri
Ashish 'FSM' Desai
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Niranjan 'Ice-Tea' Khandekar
Prasad 'Aajkar' Kalmatkar
Kinshuk 'Mambo' Mishra
Nitin 'Palindrome' Bhor
Unmesh 'Anu' Kapil

69. Nikhil 'Paparazzi' Attarde
MIDDLENAMES
Archana 'Hehehe' Deokate
Meenal ‘Mean-Kad’ Dongre
Namita 'Atttteee' Pradhan
Shrikanth ‘Acting’ Murthy
Devi ‘Conference’ Chandrasekar
Sanket ‘Singer’ Joshi
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Aashish ‘Khalbali’ Nirmalye
Surekha ‘Airforce’ Deshmukh
Roland ‘Mohd. Ali’ Pereira

70. Reena ‘Gundi’ Gupta
MIDDLENAMES
Divya ‘Kajra Re’ Kapoor
Divya ‘Train..Bus’ Hariharan
Ruchita ‘Jay Narayan’ Bansal
Meghana ‘Laughter Champion’ Bhavsar
Hemali ‘Rangoli’ Vadalia
Pooja ‘IIM’ C
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Tanuja ‘IIT-B’ Varkanthe
Anjali ‘Sanjali’ Sattam
Poonam ‘Diet’ Sawant
Faaiza ‘Sixza’ Shaikh
Zeenat ‘Mehendi’ Shaikh

71. Priyanka ‘Mother of Yoga’ Shah
MIDDLENAMES
Pranali ‘Puhlease’ Lad
Vaibhavi ‘Pie’ Mogare
Tanuja "Pavbhaji" Varkanthe
Namrata "Rajdhani" Sawant
Urvi " Tensionfree" shah
Santosh "Dhobi" Lokhande
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6
Yogesh "Gav-vala" Kulkarni
Chetan "Baba" Khadye
Shital " Ha Ha Ha" Ghuge

72. Mithun ‘Oye’ Jadhav
Hemdeep ‘Dimag kharab’ Singh
MIDDLENAMES
Anand ‘Too good’ Shenoy
Sanket ‘Hehe kyun?’ Patle
Supriya "But obvious" Rane
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6

73. 14.
Board
Message
B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 MESSAGE BOARD

74. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 MESSAGE BOARD

75. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 MESSAGE BOARD

76. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 MESSAGE BOARD

77. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 ATTENDANCE SHEET - B DIV

78. B.E. C O MPS 2002-200 6 ATTENDANCE SHEET - B DIV

79. THANK YOU!
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