RAN ANNOUCEMENT : Changed "Mensa" into "Mindshare". Was trying to use metaphor instead but guess authentic name is better. I am preparing something for RAN. Stay tuned!

1. About Royal Academy of Nonsense
Updated in May 2012
The royal academy of nonsense aim to bring happiness to
the lives of many. We aim to make people laugh in
anyway. It can be dark humor, crazy ideas or just being
ridiculous.
We believe that making people laugh is a CSR effort. Its
free endorphins.

2. How are individuals ranked
Here’s the criteria. It can be changed if you can prove that
laughter will be guaranteed. As we have just launched the
academy, we welcome any criticism.
As this is created by XT, she reserves the right to crown
whoever had made the effort to make people laugh or
touched people in a positive way
This ranking system does not take into consideration the
real age of the person.

3. Hierachy of Royal Academy of
Nonsense (RAN)
Zeus of
Hera of Fine
Contemporary
Romantic Nonsense
Excel Nonsense
Gods and goddess
of Nonsense
Celebrity Pre and Post
Mélange
Nonsense Mensa
Lady and
Knights

4. Hierachy of Royal Academy of
Nonsense (RAD)
Zeus of Critical
Mean No One Yet
Nonsense
Hera of Fine
Lin Xueting
Romantic
Nonsense

5. Note : Segments are now arranged
Gods and goddesses of Nonsense according to level of grace
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Rank 1 : (Soong Sisters) Dr Siu Yun in various
God & Goddess of Sister and Brotherhood sinful activities, PeiShi, Meiyan,
wise Nonsense (with families)
Rank 2 : (Sisterhood of Hope) Karen Lim,
Baoping / Lavenne’s family.
Rank 3 : (Grimme sisters and family) Susan Kwa
and Jonathan, Terrie Wong
Rank 4 : (Sisterhood of moral value and
chivalry) Ong Chiew hoon & Hwei Min and
family,
Rank 5 : Pillar of strength humour friends : Tze
Wei, Mingli Tan, Siti Arbaiya, Terence Tan,
God & Goddess of attractive crazy
quirkyness Rank 1 : Cheryl Ho and family
God of technical nonsense of bimbo Rank 1 : Aaron Lee Wei Ren
counting system
God & Goddess of Chivalry & Integrity Rank 1 : Jeff Seah
Rank 2 : Jess Quek, Stuart Clark

6. Note : Segments are now arranged
Gods and goddesses of Nonsense according to level of grace
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Rank 1 : Meiyi and Daniel, Elwin Chan,
God & Goddess of faithful elegance
Samantha Lo
Rank 2 : Linda Loh, Jeff, Jinlee
God of Confidence Shot (their few Ranked 1 : Miko David, Terence Chen
words made a positive change in
perception)
Rank 1 : Cedric Dias
God of Crisis Management
Gorgeous socially wise Rank 1 : Christel Quek and Jem Wei

7. This ranking system is created in
Celebrity Nonsense gratitude towards Celebrities who use
their nonsensical nonsense to make the
world a better place, thus inspiring
others
Should have won a lot of Oscars
Nonsense The Noose Cast
Zeus hyper creative Nonsense Ellen Degeneres
Adam Levine, Christina Auguilera, Itzhak
Inspiration and courageous Nonsense
Pearlman
Anne Hathaway
Super crazy Brown Duck Nonsense
Natalie Portman, Audrey Hepburn, Ingrid
Grace Nonsense Bergman, Angelina Jolie, Paul Weller
Respectable humour etiquette nonsense First Lady, Michelle Obama, Simon Cowell,
Sophia Grace & Rosie (innocent version)

8. This ranking system is created in
Pre and Post “Mensa” Mindshare gratitude towards Mindshare. Listed
below are demi gods with special
crowning
Demi-god and goddess of FON Wisdom,
Robin Wong and family, Peter Murray and
spreading words of god through humour
family
Demi-god and goddess of Ridicule Edward Wong, Joshua Lee, Lee Yew Leong
humour (all with family)
Goddess of Junkie collection Karen Soo
Demi-goddess of insight and business Deepika, Vikram Bansal, Bharad,
and moral values
Demi-god and goddess of kind charm Laurent ,Santina and family
Demi-god and goddess of “Taking it Laurent Panelli
easy”
Demi-god and goddess of gorgeous Patricia Limanouw
drummer
Discipline Mistresses Tang Peimin and Melissa Tang

9. This ranking system is created in
Pre and Post “Mensa” Mindshare gratitude towards Mindshare. Listed
below are demi gods with special
crowning
Demi-god and goddess of kind Daphne Lim
encouragement

10. I have friends I have met in University
Mélange or French class or through serendipity.
They are delightful god’s gift
Demi God and goddess of sublime care The Willmotts, Sol and family
Demi-god and goddess of Passionate Mirka & Ravi, Serene Wee, Leslie Ho
Quirky-ness
7 Goddess of “Zanism” Kelly Seah, Lixin, Arrinee Loo, Jeannie, Ai
Ping, Joanna Sia
Demi-god of imitating me and Dr Tan Chue Tin’s clinic
interesting conversations

11. Knight and Ladies
Lady and Knight with sincere heart Rank 1 : Ruth Marin
Rank 2 : Cezar Alvarado
Lady Quirky Rank 1 : Peilin Lee,
Rank 2 : Benita & Amabel
Rank 3 : Flo Eka, Shareeda and Nicole
Huang
Rank 4 : Jacqueline Tan (Clear Channel),
Jem Wei, Celeste, Limi Wong
Rank 5 : Chenyi,
Lady Elegance Rank 1 : Leona Lee
Lady socially wise Rank 1 : Christel Quek
Artistic wise nonsense Rank 1 : Tang Ling Nah