9. But First, a Dramatization… Your project is out of compliance with Section 15 of the FROBITZ Act of 1994. This is troublesome!
10. But First, a Dramatization… First of all, what the hell does that mean? And secondly…why should I care?
11. But First, a Dramatization… It means you have to fix it.
12. But First, a Dramatization… I can't do it—the YoyoDyne Frobulator is the only product that fits our needs.
13. But First, a Dramatization… But the rulebook says...
14. But First, a Dramatization… I’m not going to do it. Besides, the rulebook was made by a bunch of old men who have no idea what technology is.
15. But First, a Dramatization… You suck and are a rogue cowboy
16. But First, a Dramatization… You suck and are a wannnabe data center lawyer.
17. But First, a Dramatization… This guy is brain-damaged and I can’t work with him. We’ll never be secure now. This guy is brain-damaged and I can’t work with him. We’ll never be secure now.
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19. With compliance, you can strong-arm people into doing your bidding. Source: Wikimedia Commons
39. The more non-compliant you are, the more we can forgive you for! Source: Wikimedia Commons
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46. Source: Wikimedia Commons Compliancy: it’s not so bad after all as long as you’re driving the oxcart!
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Notas do Editor
The following presentation contains insights and opinions gathered from over 15 years of combined experience in the government INFOSEC space. It’s interspersed with some humor – security presentations can be pretty dry without it. We hope that this presentation will provide you with the impetus to reemphasize security within your organization, and feel good about doing so. The subtitle means “Automatic, Practical, Good!” and is a play on the Ritter Sport tagline “Quadratisch, Praktish, Gut!” which translates as “Square, Practical, Good!” http://www.ritter-sport.de/
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