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Blague Chirac Sarko
1.
Un beau jour,
dans un train
2.
Chirac
Sarkozy et une belle norvégienne
3.
voyagent dans le
même compartiment
4.
Ils roulent ainsi,
sans se parler, sans que rien ne se passe, pendant des heures
5.
Quand soudain, un
tunnel vient plonger le train dans l'obscurité la plus totale
6.
On entend alors
un bruit de bisou immédiatement suivi d'un monumental bruit de baffe
7.
Quand le tunnel
se termine et que la lumière revient
8.
Chirac et la
norvégienne sont assis comme si de rien n'était...
9.
Sarkozy lui, qui
vient de se manger une baffe, se tient la tête à 2 mains, visiblement sonné !
10.
Chirac a dû
embrasser la norvégienne, elle a cru que c'était moi et m'a collé un pain ?! Il se dit :
11.
La norvégienne pense
: Sarkozy a dû vouloir m'embrasser, a loupé son coup et a embrassé Chirac qui n'a pas apprécié ?!
12.
Et Chirac se
dit : Au prochain tunnel, je refais le bruit du bisou et j'en colle une autre à Sarko !
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