This document appears to be a collection of random phrases and exclamations with no clear overall meaning or story. It mentions that it is someone's birthday and includes various well-wishes. The text instructs the reader to read it slowly at a rate of 3 words per minute, adding to its disjointed nature.

1. Sooooo….the thing is, My
name is
Piyush Slowwwwwswami*. And today is my
birthday.
*Please note: All text
should be read at the rate
of 3 words per minute.

2. Term 1 : “When I was at
Abbe yaar, Gujju food
sucks!
Main samay
hoon…
Ey,, what is
this tantric
stuff da?

3. Term 2 : Maggu Maggu Maggu!
The Making of a DML!
Say Heijunka!
Mmmm…
OM God! I
love you!

4. Term 3 : “Acting” his age!
A PGP2 Girl – “I
don’t mind if
you take your
pants off.”
OR NOT!
So he became
the ‘H’ostel
Hottie in His Hot
Pants!
Please
Uncle!!!
No!

5. Term 4 :
Goswami to Goswami…
V/s
PEC
Meet!
Call me
Mam!!!

6. Then came, the (S)exchange term!!!
Yay!! No section 377 in
Europe! There is no such thing
as international law. So glad I
studied B-Law!

7. Captain Goswami
is coming for
you!
MAN‘S

8. Par yeh Pavithra rishta, nahi toot sakta!
GULABO! Tune hitler ko
dhokha dekar achchha nahi
kiya!

9. Wishes on your
th
2700
birthday
May you get a better phone!
May we all see what you see.
P.S. – What are you looking at?!?
May you learn how to smile for photos

10. May the attraction force be with you!
Happy Birthday!!!