edmund and jude

1. Welcome back, this is no-one important. Jude made fun of her mother. Great reaction though.

2. When we last left the Pause Legacy, Pauline was teaching Myra the Pregnant Lady Dance and sent her into labour. Myra: “Ahhh! Help me Jude, my water’s up and broke!”

3. Jude: “What? No, just my wife. She broke something. It’s always money isn’t it.”

4. Jude: “In labour?! Why didn’t she scream to me!” Pauline: “She did, she yelled her water’s up and broke!” Jude: “I thought she said her winner’s cup had broke!” Edmund: “You idiot, what’s a winners cup!?”

5. Jude: “MYRA! I THOUGHT YOU SAID WINNER’S CUP!”

6. It’s Roy’s birthday at the same time! I can’t decide what to focus on.... ....... Roy.

7. He’s the same cutie as always but with a devilishly handsome soul patch. He’s so damn gorgeous. But look at this, if I change his hair a bit....

8. IT’S TWO EDMUNDS!!!! Kind of (ignore the skin tone)

9. I managed to get back to the hospital in time to see Myra and baby Isla walk out. A girl! After 5 boys, this family has had enough of those pesky Y chromosomes.

10. And Jude walks out.......Jude what are you carrying. Jude: “Looks like a baby. I told the nurse we already just got one, but she insisted.” Grrrrr. I hate twins. I didn’t even have fertility treatment or music or anything. Grrr again. Oh well, that one’s called Eleni.

11. ...and the two are followed out by Shanna. Will that crazy stalker ever give up?

12. About 15 hours later after he was supposed to, Kingfisher grows up and he and Roy move out. Roy is off to make some beautiful music and babies and Kingy’s off to do whatever he wants.

13. A few days after moving out, Kingfisher managed to confuse this lady into dating him. I unfortunately lost the save and he never saw a shred of a lady again. Lady: “Lets be Best Friends Forever Kingfisher.” Kingy: “Friends!?”

14. I guess two babies aren’t so bad when you have two doting grandparents fighting over them. But babies are boring so it toddler time!

15. Isla has Jude’s eyes and hair, which I really didn’t want, but at least she’s cute.

16. While Eleni got Myra’s hair and somehow Edmunds eyes! It makes me happy.

17. These two couldn’t be more different. Eleni won’t stop complaining, while Isla will sit there complacent, even after being in the high chair for ages.

18. Even in this grotty chair, she still has a smile on her face. Jude, being a snobby, inappropriate slob, was having none of it.

19. Jude: “I love you Isla but you just sit there and accept things without making a big deal. Get up in people’s faces about nothing at all. Make a scene for Daddy!”

20. Isla: “Like dis? Yahhh! I hate your foods!”

21. Pauline: “Don’t think I didn’t see that.” Isla: “Eep.”

22. Myra continues making faces at nothing in particular. But at least she looks stunning while doing it.

23. Any chance Myra could get she would read to the twins, despite having a few kids books in the shelf, she always read the same one. Myra: “Then the monster steps out from inside the tree. Om nom nom. He wants to eat all the fairies!”

24. Eleni: *gasp* “Run fairies run!”

25. Myra: “I’ve had it up to here with you. Don’t pretend you don’t understand what I’m talking about. You’ve been throwing you’re weight around here for too long. We’re all sick of it, and we are not going to take it anymore!”

26. Myra: “Just watch your back, you’ll get yours, Mr. Birch.”

27. Roy: “Why did I get a job with this crazy lady. What was Jude thinking anyway?” That she’s nice to look at, and didn’t think of anything else? Roy: “Oh yeah. Eh, better keep an eye on her, in case she gets violent.”

28. Pauline: “Hello Roy. What? Myra spent all night yelling at a tree? She attacked it with an umbrella she stole? Alright, I’ll come get the crazy woman.”

29. Hmm cute shots of Jude being all fatherly.

30. More cute to even it out.

31. Myra has another baby on the way. Or knowing my luck, babies. Pregnancy seems to make her more insane than usual.

32. Myra: “I saw you cooking dinner last night. Working the gas stove!” Edmund: “Yes of course. You asked me to cook dinner.” Myra: “Did I ask you to use an open flame!? The girls were in the kitchen! They could have had their thoughts sucked out by the hungry demons that live in fire.” Edmund: “Myra, have you ever seeked professional help?”

33. Myra: “Ooh I’m Edmund, I don’t care that fire demons will suck the thoughts out of my families and leave them mindless zombies ready for tree monsters to feast on. I also look silly in that shirt that I always wear.”

34. Myra: “That’s you!” Edmund: “That’s a terrible impression of me. And you got me this shirt.”

35. Meanwhile, Jude shows of his parenting skills to Eleni.

36. Jude: “Alright, I’ll be back soon then.” Eleni: “No! Daddy! You haz to feed me when I’m in here!” Jude: “Oh, right. Sorry.”

37. Jude: “Oh yeah, best Dad ever.”

38. Pauline: “Now I’ve been sending out good vibes to your babies by doing this Pregnant Lady Dance non-stop, but it works much better when the mum does it.” Myra: “What, like this?” Pauline: “Now you’re shaking it, you’ll be having twins in no time. And shake it!”

39. Myra: “What did she just say about twins!? The evil witch, she’s scheming against me! Now I have to reverse all this dancing!”

40. Myra: “2. 4. 6. 8. We don’t want twins to propagate!”

41. I think your singing didn’t have quite the effect you were going for. Myra: “You think!?”

42. I’ve been looking for you everywhere! Why are you sleeping in some stranger’s house when they aren’t even home? Looks like a dirty hotel room.

43. Jude: “The owners said that my waves were hospitable and they tried to kick me out, so I stayed and slept in their house for a few hours. Hah, that’ll show them.” They said your waves are hospitable? Jude: “Yeah. My waves are hospitable..or something like that.....oh no.”

44. Jude: “Myra! I heard it wrong again. I’m sorry!”

45. Phew ,we made it just in time to meet Bon Pause. And Edmund is carrying...

46. Huh? Where’s other baby? Jude: “Nurse only gave us one.” Saweet.

47. Edmund no longer gives Myra a moments peace, as soon as she picks Bon up, he races in there to take over. He only works one day a week as an astronaut. For the rest I think he gets bored.

48. Wow, what a face. Myra: “I can’t believe your Dad won’t even let me take care of my own baby. At least he’s preoccupied while the girls grow up.”

49. Edmund: “It’s alright, I’ll age them up too.”

50. More boring traits. Come on random button, give me something fun once in a while. Who does not love that shirt?

51. At least we can get her started on family portraits. I hung around for ages trying to get a nice smiley face, but with that grumpy trait, it’s the best I’m going to get.

52. At least she makes some good faces.

53. Pauline heard some news that struck close to her heart. Pauline: “My Hanky-Spanky’s dead?!”

54. Realising that that Pauline’s 98 days old, I thought I would get her outta the red a throw her a mad I’m About To Die Party.

55. Hey, you’re meant to be babysitting. Why are you at the beach? Edmund: “Relax, the kid’s with me.” Where?

56. Edmund no! What kind of cruel grandparent are you. He’s name’s Bon, not bonfire. You know how Myra feels about fire.

57. Pauline: “Check out this foosball table Edmund got for my party. It’s going to be the party of the century. People will have hangovers in the afterlife!”

58. Pauline: “I love this foosball table you got for me.” Edmund: “Baby, I knew you would love it.” Edmund, what are you doing home? Where’s Bon? Edmund: “Who?”

59. Get back to the beach and pick up your grandson!

60. Jude, you look hot. Jude: “I know. I gotta look my best when I’m out saving my children.”

61. Sorry they made you wear shoes though. Jude: “Yeah it sucks.”

62. Jude: “Hang on Bonbon. Daddy’s rescuing you, and looking damn fine doing it.”

63. Didn’t realize how many friends Pauline had, until they all turned up, it was a huge effort for my computers part.

64. Pauline spent all her time giving air-high-fives.

65. Edmund: “Thanks for coming over Zared to see the family. It’s always good to see my boys again.” Zared: “Foosball is the only word you need to say.”

66. Isla: “Mr. Sekemoto, you broke the TV!” Leighton: “No, umm, it broke itself!.” Isla: “I was watching my favourite show.” Leighton: “Uh, I’m sorry?”

67. Isla: “Now I will never know if the little pony princesses got away from the evil swamp monsters.”

68. PAULINE! AGAIN FOR THE THOUSANDTH TIME! I don’t throw parties so you can cavort and flirt with anyone you want! I’ll say it again. Curse you freewill.

69. Right in front of Edmund again. Adding insult to injury. Poor Edmund.

70. Edmund: “She did it again didn’t she.” Yes. Edmund, I’m sorry I hooked you up with Pauline the floozy.

71. Her grandkids were none too thrilled either. Eleni: “You’re meaner than an old witch Grammy.” Isla: “Don’t you love this family at all.”

72. Myra: “Mr Anson, I know you’re lonely after your wife passed away, but Pauline is still married. I wish you wouldn’t try to break up a happy family.” Anson: “You have no right to judge me! What do you know about loneliness and pain you tri-hair-coloured hussy!?”

73. Myra: *gasp* “What did you say about threatening my children with fire!?”

74. Anson: “Stop judging me or I will eat you!”

75. Myra: “AHH! Okay, I won’t put my hands near the crazy man.”

76. Poor, poor Edmund. His broken heart breaks my heart.

77. AH! Wasn’t expecting his eyes to open!

78. So apparently Bon grew up when I wasn’t paying attention, and came back to this....girl. Wait, I’m sure Bon was a boy. I mean, the little worm was blue. Time to fix this kid up.

79. SO. CUTE. IT. HURTS. Plus he has Myra’s hair and her caramel eyes.

80. Right after Bon ages Pauline starts to feel light-headed. Pauline: “Oh no. Girls, what’s going on?”

81. Lady1: “Wow, you’re glowing Pauline. That new facial scrub must be working wonders for you.” Pauline: “Thanks.” Lady2: “Yeah, you look as light as a feather, that new diet must be amazing.” Pauline: “Yeah, I do feel heaps lighter actually.” Grim: “Not the smartest bunch of ladies. Sorry to have no tact, but you’re dead lady.”

82. Lady1: “You must show me your secrets some time.” Pauline: “My pleasure.” Grim: “Can I have everyone’s attention please?” Lady2: “Don’t forget to show me too.” Grim: “You’re all idiots! That lady is dead! Dead I tell you!”

83. Pauline: “Grim you are so rude. I can’t believe you broke it to me so harshly.” Lady2: “Yeah Grim, you can be so tactless sometimes.” Man: “Yeah, you took my Daddy and never said sorry.” Grim: “What is this, gang up on poor Grim Reaper? I can kill all of you without a second thought you know!”

84. Pauline Pause: 101 Days Old So Pauline, I liked you once. But then you broke Edmund’s heart again and again. You’re not a very good start to a legacy and you died with your husband being angry at you. But with Edmund’s help, three of your kids turned out okay looking. The other two, look too much like you. Sorry.

85. Eleni: “I’m sad that Grammy is dead. Now I feel bad for calling her an old witch. Do you feel sad Isla?”

86. Isla: “Yes, I too am sad that Grammy is dead. And I also feel bad that I said she didn’t love this family. Do you feel sad Bon?”

87. Bon: *sings* “La lalala. Hah hahhah. La lala.”

88. Bon: “You say summink?”

89. Edmund: “This is what’s known as a big cash payout. Grammy died and left us money, and I feel guilty about being angry at her. So I will lavish you with gifts to forget the pain. Understand Bon?”

90. Bon: “Grammy buy Bonbon new bike?” Edmund: “Yes, that’s pretty much it.”

91. Poor lonely Edmund.

92. Geez, it’s been 5 days. We need to get you a woman. A young sexy one. It’s stalking time again. :D

93. Eleni: “Okay now watch carefully, because this bit is real hard. When you get to the cave, press the middle button, not the left one.” Jude: “Mmm.” Eleni: “Dad, you’re not paying attention!”

94. Jude: “Sorry I just saw my reflection in the TV. Can anyone really be THIS good looking?”

95. I changed households to check on Roy and Kingy for a bit, and Edmund sparked up a relationship with the worst possible sim. I know I said to get a lady, but this is no lady. Lady in suit does not approve and neither do I. Why?

96. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN! It’s Shanna, the crazy-stalker-girl. She won’t leave my legacy alone and now she corrupts the story-teller. Shanna: “I’m just that cunning and deviant. Oh and by the way, I’m pregnant.” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

97. Edmund: “I miss my Pauline, would you like to look at an old photo album with me?” Shanna: “Ick, here’s a better idea. How about you take that skirt off and put some pants on!” Well, to be continued, I guess.