1. Ten Reasons Why Jolissa Iris Evans is Going to Make It

2. Jolissa Iris Evans…isn’t she gorgeous? Reason # 1: She’s hot. It’s a well known fact that hot people are more likely to achieve success than ugly people, simply because they are more pleasant to look at, resulting in an increase in the number of people willing to assist them in their endeavors.

3. Jolissa tells it, tells it, tells it like it is! Reason # 2: She is not afraid to open that mouth and let you know what’s up! And we all know that in order to make it in this world, you have to know how to speak up for yourself. She not only does this, she does it WELL! Go ahead girl! Express that eccentric, detailed, revolutionary, critical, sometimes politically incorrect, overly complex, LOUD opinion of yours!

4. Jolissa is off the wall! Reason #3: This girl has a personality that bounces off the wall! She is such a colorful, passionate person that she can’t help but bounce from thought, to thought, to thought, sometimes without ever completing a single one! But it is better to have too many ideas than none at all, for there are many people in this world who lack passion, but few who have enough to match hers. GET ON HER LEVEL…IF YOU CAN BOUNCE HIGH ENOUGH!

5. Jolissa is NOT scared to shake it fast! Reason # 4: She doesn’t take herself too seriously. She’s not afraid to cut lose and break it down when she needs to…or even when she doesn’t! Life is short, and boring too, unless you know someone like this girl. Jo Iris, oooo so spicy!

6. Jolissa, isn’t she sweet? Reason # 5: She can be extremely charming…that is if you can break past the hard exterior that she puts up to protect that warm, soft, sugary sweet personality she has! So run for cover when she wants something, because that charm is undeniable! Seriously!

7. Jolissa, this girl knows she can WORK IT! Reason # 6: Girlfriend knows how to network! She can go anywhere and become the life of the party! She can befriend anyone from weirdoes on the EL to tenured professors. To make it in this life, you need two things: prayer, and networking skills! Its obvious that this girl knows how to WORK IT!

8. Jolissa, girl, you aint slick…ok, maybe you are! Reason # 7: This girl knows how to plot…look at those eyes, she is definitely planning something! But we all know sometimes life requires a little sneakiness to get to where you need to be. Hey, its a cut throat world out there, and you always have to be one step ahead of everybody else…she’s always about ten.

9. Joli$$a, $he’$ a hu$ler HOMIE! Reason # 8: She IS the hustle. Who do you know who can work, go to school, and party full time, and not go crazy? She does what she has to do to get to where she wants to go. Work hard, play hard. And if you’re Jolissa, you do both!

10. Jolissa, undeniable intelligence Reason # 9: She likes to read, and not just magazines, although those are included. She loves to learn, because she uses knowledge as ammunition for all of the ignorance and stupidity she encounters on a daily basis. If knowledge is power, Jolissa is about to conquer the world. Oh, and FYI, she is one of the most talented writers of the 21 st century. Yeah, its that deep.

11. Jolissa, a kid at heart Reason # 10: She hasn’t forgotten where she came from, and she never will. She has mastered the art of being conceited and down to earth simultaneously, a nearly impossible feat. It is important to know who you are. Jolissa is a kid at heart, and she doesn’t deny it, she e mbraces it. The most i mportant part of success is being yourself. Jolissa would never be anything but.

12. Jolissa Iris Evans is a phenomenal woman. She was born a star, and she WILL make it. Happy 20 th Birthday Jolissa, may you continue down your path of greatness.