1. News Reports
2012

2. “Naked cannibal killed by Miami
police while chewing face of another
man”
“The guy just stood, his
head up like that, with
pieces of flesh in his
mouth. And he growled.”

3. “Maryland man eats roommate's heart,
brain, second zombie-like cannibal attack
within a week”
“He ate the victim's
heart and part of his
brain”

4. “Man stabs himself and throws
intestines at police”
“Frantically stabbed
himself all over his
body, leaving more then
50 stab wounds - Threw
some of his skin and
intestines at officers”

5. “New York policeman in cannibal plot”
“A New York City
policeman has been
arrested for an alleged
plot to kidnap
women, rape and torture
them and then cook and
eat their body parts”

6. “Man Accused of Biting Off Chunk of
Victim's Face”
“During the attack, the
suspect bit a chunk of
the victim's face off”

7. “Chinese cannibal attack caught on camera
as drunk bus driver leaps on woman and
chews on her face”
“The recent terrifying spate of
'cannibal attacks' seems to have
spread to China, as a drunk bus
driver was caught on camera
gnawing at a woman's face in a
horrific random attack”

8. “Subway Biting Attack In China:
Retired Teacher Apparently Gnaws On
Younger Man”
“The older man began
gnawing on his victim's arm”

9. “CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies
Despite Cannibal Incidents”
“The Centers for Disease Control
and Prevention does not know of
a virus or condition that would
reanimate the dead (or one that
would present zombie-like
symptoms)”