The document appears to be a collection of Engrish phrases from signs and advertisements in Asia. Many of the phrases are nonsensical or have unintended alternative meanings due to poor translation to English. The summaries provide little context due to the random and unconnected nature of the short phrases.

1. Engrish in Asia

2. Good luck finding them restrooms.

4. Ahh…just like any lady does….

5. Don’t fall for it…. It’s a trap!!!!

6. Yes, ….. You -

7. But you can always try!!!

8. Damn those feminists!

11. What else could you ask for? Enjoy your meal!

12. Who doesn’t like that? Right, Men?

14. What a deck!

16. Beware….

19. The Sandwich everybody loves!

20. Von Apetite!

22. And I thought Noni juice was healthy….

23. Until they’re all gone please….

25. I wouldn’t call If I were you,

26. Please do…

31. Entrance is absolutely free!

33. Indeed…Seriously

34. More than just lip service…

36. Please help us build more rubbish shelters...

37. Made in China

38. Let us know if we can bring you further inconvenience.

39. I couldn’t even open the packaging…

40. The art of entering…