The document introduces characters Dan, Charlie, and Ross who work in an office and are awaiting the arrival of a new trainee named Danny. When Danny arrives, it is revealed that Danny is actually a woman, surprising the others. Ross immediately befriends Danny and introduces himself as her new "gay best friend." Dan approaches Danny inebriated and offers her drugs. Danny accepts and they get high together in the storage room. Ross and Charlie find them and join in smoking. Eventually even their boss joins them, lightening the mood.
1. OFFICE LYF and DINNER DATE
BY LIAM WORRALL
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2. INT. TYPICAL OFFICE - DAY
DAN, CHARLIE and ROSS are talking in the office about the new
trainee Danny that they will be meeting any minute.
Charlie, is a cool ladies man in a black and white suit the
blue suede shoes.
Ross, is a homosexual and loves to be women's gay best friend,
he is wearing a bright pink suit with pink shoes with a pretty
bow.
Dan, is a middle aged stoner always coming to the office
baked, he is wearing a hand-me-down suit with his top buttons
undone and his tie not tied properly.
CHARLIE
What do you think he will
be like?
ROSS
I hope he's good! Omg I
hope he is hot too.
CHARLIE
Dan what do you think? Dan,
Dan? Oh there you are.
Dan walks back into the room with a small cloud of smoke
following him, his eyes are red and his pupils are as wide as
they can go.
ROSS
Holy shit Dan what are you
doing?! You can't get high
at the office!
DAN
Oh chill man chill, it's
all good.
CHARLIE
Oh my God it fucking stinks
in here, Dan you mong! Shit
someone get the Febreeze.
Ross then grabs the Febreeze from the cupboard and starts to
spray it around. The BOSS walks in with the new trainee DANNY
but there is a big surprise for Charlie, Ross and Dan.
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3. Danny, is a woman who joins the office as a new trainee. she
is a tall blonde with a short dress on which is too small, she
is also wearing glasses and has a pony tail.
The Boss is a small chubby middle aged man that is wearing a
casual suit and size 4 shoes.
THE BOSS
Everybody this is Danny the new
trainee. Make her feel at home
and welcome. Mmmm it smells so
fresh in here, is that Febreeze?
Ross, Charlie and Dan are left really surprised
DANNY
Hey boys.
Dan and Charlie are struggling to get words out whilst Ross
goes to speak to Danny.
ROSS
Hey I'm Ross and btw gurl you are smokin
hot! These boy will be on you like me on
pink.
DANNY
Hi, thanks hun! really?
ROSS -
No problem gurl! ye, anyway I'm your gay
best friend from now on ok?
DANNY
Erm that would be great
Dan goes into greet her first but Charlie swoops in front of
him and turns on the charm.
CHARLIE
Hello I'm Charlie and
welcome to the office.
DANNY
Hello I'm Danny, thank you.
CHARLIE
would you like a tea or
coffee?
DANNY
Yes please, erm tea thanks.
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4. Charlie leaves the room followed my Ross to make the cup of
tea for Danny and this leaves Dan to talk to Danny.
DAN
Hey, you know what would
look good on you? Me!
DANNY
Nice pick up line there
stud.
Dan
Sorry I'm just a bit....
DANNY
Stoned, ye I know. You got
any of that shit left?
DAN
Erm ye why?
DANNY
Thank god! What do you
think?! Let's go get baked!
DAN
Oh ye of course.
Ross and Charlie come in with the tea to find an empty room,
they don't know where Dan and Danny are they look around and
open the back door, the room is full of smoke and it stank.
Once the smoke cleared they saw Dan and Danny.
ROSS and CHARLIE
Oh my god!
ROSS
What are you doing?
DANNY
Chill man chill, join us
Ross and Charlie look at each other and shrug their shoulders.
INT. storage room in the office
They are all sat in a circle passing round a bong, then the
boss walks in.
They all look at him in fear. Then he says.
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5. BOSS
where was my invite?
They all sit down laughing and pass the bong to the boss.