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1. 5th Category Joke Time and Reality check, I am / You might be a
REDNECK if:
 You own more a cowboy boots than sneakers.
 When a sign says “ No to Crack” , it reminds you to pull up your pants.
 You’ve ever hit a deer– deliberately.
 Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
 Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
 Taking your wife on a cruise means circling Dairy Queen.
 Your secret family recipe is illegal.
 Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.
 Your birth announcement included the word “ rugrat.”
 You take a fishing pole to Sea World.
 Motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.
 You think the French Rivera is a foreign car.
 You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.
 A full grown ostrich has less feather than your cowboy hat.
 Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.
 Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
 You list your parole officers as a references.