1. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
1. Buy the house next door and sleep in different houses
2. Sleep in a different room – one partner upstairs and one partner
downstairs
3. Havehis and her sleeping rooms same floor
4. Build a Soundproof snorer sleeping room and you sleep in a
different bedroom – this way the noise won’t travel and keep you
awake
5. Get a cat who likes to sleep on your snoring partner’s face (likes
the vibration and noise) to muffle the level of snoring
6. Play white noise to distract from the noise
7. Have your partner wear a sleep apnea mask hooked up to oxygen
to minimize or stop the snoring
8. Ask your snorer to put on the sleep aid nose Band-Aid before they
go to sleep to minimize the noise level
9. Have your snorer go in for surgery to minimize or eliminate the
snoring i.e. there is throat surgery to keep the “flap” open which
either eliminates or minimizes snoring
10. Ask partner to get an injection of muscle relaxer for the back
of the throat so that the flab at the back of the throat does not
vibrate and make a loud snoring sound
11. Ask your partner to spray a numbing liquid in their mouth
and at the back of the throat before they go to sleep in order to
relax the “flab” so that it does not vibrate and therefore reduces
the snoring sound so you can sleep.
12. Sleep with ear plugs
13. Sleep with construction worker’s grade ear protection
14. Sleep with air traffic worker’s ear protection on
15. Play music to drown out the noise

2. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
16. Fall asleep with the TV on so that this is the noise hear vs.
focusing on the snoring
17. Play music in the same tone in order to make the noise
invisible so that all you hear is the music
18. Hook up a microphone next to your partner so that when
they snore it is amplified and they wake up, so that you can learn
to sleep with their mouth closed and don’t’ snore (sleep
behaviour training) and you sleep with them with construction ear
protection – so if they ask what “happened, why did they wake
up, you can say it was their snoring that woke them up.
19. Have your partner agree to sleep with someone who snores
louder than they do for 3 weeks and then see if they wish to
explore options to minimize their snoring so you can sleep (e.g.
they have an experience so they know what it feels like).
20. Get a shift worker job that is on a different sleep schedule
from your partner – so you sleep at different times in the day
21. Nap throughout the day so that you don’t need much sleep
at night – you’ve got it during the day and go to sleep before your
partner – so if you are awakened from snoring – you’re not sleep
deprived
22. Arrange a different sleep schedule with your partner: you
sleep for 3 hours when you come home from work, and then you
sleep again the last couple of hours while your partner is getting
ready for work the next day – e.g. split the hours you sleep to get
all of your sleep hour requirements.
23. Change jobs to one where you need to travel, like a regional
or national sales manager so you get to sleep away from your
partner 3-4 days a week and catch up on your sleep

3. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
24. Leave your partner – then you don’t have to sleep with
them. Which means you won’t be kept awake from their snoring.
25. Get a divorce so you don’t sleep with that person anymore
26. Take a sleeping pill and go to bed before your partner
27. Get drunk and pass out before your partner goes to sleep
28. Go to a swinging singles party and hook up with a different
partner every couple of nights to catch up on your sleep
29. If it is true that you don’t snore when you sleep on your side
construct a narrow box wall on the bed that only enables your
partner to sleep on their side – there is no room to roll onto their
back
30. If it is true you don’t snore when you sleep on your side –
get a medical team to create a back brace that your partner puts
on every night so they can’t roll over onto their back to snore.
31. If it is true you don’t snore when you sleep on your side, put
spikes or tacks on the bed that your partner would roll onto if
they went on their back, so that they get a reminder to stay
sleeping on their side
32. If it is true you don’t snore when you sleep on your side, put
your partner in an ankle bungee cord and another bungee cord
around their chest that is attached to either end of the bed to
hold them in place lying on their side or on their stomach.
33. Make a snorer night shirt that has tennis balls sewn into the
back of the nightshirt so that your partner cannot roll onto their
back comfortably and stay on their back and snore.
34. Make a snorer sleeping gown that has a spring lever sewn
into the back, so that if your partner rolls onto their back to snore,

4. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
they will be pushed back onto their side (in which position they
will not snore).
35. Make a snorer pj bottoms that has latches that match to the
bed, so your partner puts their pj latches into the bed that holds
them into a side sleeping position and they can’t roll over onto
their back –(so won’t snore).
36. Buy a special neck support pillow that positions the head
and neck so that it minimizes snoring
37. Buy a special neck pillow that is locked to the bed. Once
your partner puts their head in the pilot it gently locks them in
place so that the head stays in the sideways position. They can’t
roll onto their back so no snoring.
38. Buy a special leg pillow that is locked to the bed. Your
partner puts their legs in this pillow to keep them sleeping on
their side – so they don’t roll over onto their back and snore.
39. If it is true that you only snore when you open your mouth,
put a small surgical tape vertically down their mouth at the centre
as a small unconscious reminder to keep the mouth closed. Note
sides of mouth can open so no choking.
40. If it is true that you only snore when your mouth is open,
then get your partner to learn to sleep with a baby’s
soother/dummie in their mouth. If babies can do it……
41. Swaddle your partners’ head so that their mouth remains
closed when they sleep.
42. Put large elastic bands over your partner’s head and under
their jaw to keep their mouth closed when they sleep- so they
don’t snore.

5. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
43. Hook up your snorer to a small electrical devise that gives
them a small jolt to wake them when they start to snore – so that
is doesn’t get very loud and it doesn’t wake you but wakes them
and they stop snoring
44. Go to sleep before your snorer
45. AskNASAto design a new head box for snorers to wear, that they
put on before they sleep. It would be permeable and yet keep the
sound inside around the person’s head and not travel to others
46. Have the snorer hooked up to a snore bag – so all of their
snores go into a sound proof bag that covers their nose and
mouth – and not into the atmosphere. Snores won’t reach your
ears!
47. Explore ways in which snoring energy can be captured and
stored and hook your partner up to a Nano snoring energy
capturing device so that you see snoring as a positive energy
source that saves you money (e.g. power your lights with snore
power rather than electricity– so you change your feelings
towards the value of snoring and not your partner (e.g. like a wind
turbine at a Nano level). And saving power/energy is such a good
feeling that this makes you relaxed when you hear snoring and
you fall asleep listening to this wonderful eco-friendly activity.
48. Hypnotize yourself so that every time you hear snoring you
think it is the most beautiful sound in the world
49. Hypnotize yourself so that you think the sound of snoring is
a lullaby and this sound now lulls you to sleep
50. Hypnotize your partner to stop snoring

6. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
51. Hypnotize yourself that when you fall asleep, whenever you
open your eyes and wake up you feel fully rested regardless of the
amount of sleep you have
52. Hypnotize yourself into believing you are deaf when you
sleep with your partner so that you don’t hear any noise at all. If
there is a fire or a child cries - your partner has to attend to it
and/or wake you up
53. Hypnotize your partner to make their snoring sounds to
sound like waves crashing – so the sound is soothing and it makes
you sleepy and fall asleep.
54. Hypnotize your partner to make their snoring sound like a
various noises you would hear in a rain forest at night and a) tape
it and sell these tapes so you make money; b) it makes you relax
because you know you partner is making money even when they
sleep so all is well regardless of this terrible economy.
55. Hypnotize your partner to make their snoring sound like
whales singing and this makes you relax and fall asleep
56. Hypnotize yourself into thinking that whenever you hear
your partner snoring you are actually hearing whales song music
and this relaxes you and makes you fall asleep/ or back asleep
57. Hypnotize yourself into thinking that whenever you hear
your partner snoring you are hearing the sound of waves gentling
reaching a beach and this relaxes you and your fall asleep or back
to sleep.
58. If snorers don’t wake themselves up with their snores, go to
sleep at the same time as your partner every night and snore with
them at the same pitch and intensity. This way your partner’s

7. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
snores sound like your snores and you won’t wake up due to
snoring.
59. If your partners snores through their mouth, take a flute to
their mouth so when they blow out a snore it makes music with is
soothing and pleasant and easy to sleep through or go back to
sleep with
60. Take meditation classes from a Tibetan monk and learn how
to release and let go of all tension so that nothing disturbs you so
it doesn’t matter what is happening around you, you will always
be peace and calm and therefore can get sleep anywhere
61. Take Buddhism classes and let go of your attachment to sleeping
– so the snoring is a non-issue.
62. Take Buddhism classes and figure out what karma gave you a
partner who snores and resolve that karma debt so that you don’t
have to sleep with a snorer.
63. Pray you fall asleep and get a good night sleep.
64. Pray your partner stops snoring so you can sleep.
65. Pray doctors find a permanent medical procedure to stop people
from snoring.
66. Pray a creative person develops a new product that captures
100% of the snore noise so you can sleep and that it is an affordably
priced product.
67. Take your partner to a shaman to perform a “non-snoring” ritual
on your partner to stop them from snoring.
68. Work out (physical activity) at night to the point beyond
exhaustion – and that way you fall asleep – and nothing will wake
you – you can even fall asleep standing

8. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
69. Create a new bed for snorers – like a massage table – where
you lie on your stomach and your face goes through an opening –
so you can breathe freely – but there is no room for you to roll
onto your side.
70. Create a new bed for snorers – once they fall asleep, their
half of the bed tilts down with their head at the floor and their
feet at the ceiling to stop them from snoring – unable to roll onto
their back in this position on this bed and snore
71. Create a new bed for snorers – the bed has a trench that is
cut into the mattress. The width of the trench only allows the
person to sleep on their slide. Your partner slips into the
mattress trench when they want to go to sleep.
72. Create a new bed for snorers - it has a machine that
monitors the heart rate and breathing rate of your partner and
when they move into the “snoring” range, just before they start to
snore the monitors trigger a white noise machine to start – so
that you don’t notice the snoring noise.
73. Create a new bed for snorers – a machine will monitor your
partners heart rate and breathing rate and when they approach
the ‘snoring range” the monitor will trigger a sound proof bubble
to gentling come down from the ceiling and encapsulate your
partner – so you don’t hear their snoring. When they stop
snoring the monitor triggers this, and the bubble lifts and goes
back to the ceiling.
74. Send your partner away to a sleep rehabilitation centre – so
he learns how to modify this snoring behaviour
75. Put a deep sea scuba driver’s helmet on partner’s head
before they go to sleep to drown out the noise

9. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
76. Put a multi-layered circular tube that connects to their
mouth on your partner – that way the snoring sound travels
round in circles rather than amplifying out to you – so the snoring
noise is not so loud and you can sleep
77. Tape a harmonica to your partner’s mouth so when they
blow out a snore it becomes a tune/music which is easier on the
ears and you can fall asleep to
78. Give up sleeping altogether.
79. Donate your hearing/ears to the organ donor bank and go
deaf and that way you won’t hear your partner snore
80. Become so sleep deprived that you stab your partner from a
mental break and get put into jail for 5 – 15 years. You will not be
able to hear your partner snoring from jail – so you will be able to
sleep.
81. Hire a surrogate sleep partner for yourself and for your
partner. This way you both get to continue to sleep with
someone. Your surrogate does not snore.
82. Get a job as an airplane pilot on intercontinental flights –
that way you don’t sleep at home – but in different countries on a
regular basis – so you get to sleep.
83. Create a waterfall bed, where the waterfall falls between
the two of you. When you want to sleep, you roll over into the
part of the bed so that the waterfall comes between the two of
you, thus drowning out the snoring noise
84. Create a special room, when your partner starts to snore,
the sound causes the bed to separate and move on auto rollers
out of the room...you continue sleeping and your partner does
to…but moved into a different room.

10. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
85. Put a clothes pin on your partners nose when they go to
sleep to stop the snoring
86. Get your partner to drink sticky honey before they go to
sleep this way the back of the throat won’t rattle – it will be stuck
with honey so it won’t fibrate so loud and then you will be able to
sleep
87. Hire a monkey to throw little jelly beans into your partner’s
mouth when they open it – so they will close their mouth to chew
the candy and thus not snore.
88. Move your house to an airport runway or flight pattern area
– so that the noise of the airplanes taking off drowns out the
noise of your partner’s snoring – so the snoring doesn’t bother
you.
89. Do a very mundain task lying down and you can’t sleep until
it is done, so the snoring is a helpful tool to keep you awake to do
this required task – use the snoring as a positive tool and then
sleep during the day when your partner is awake.
90. Take your partner to a dentist to get fitted with a mouth
piece that positions the jaw open to prevent the ‘snoring noise”
91. Agreed to be a flu vaccine clinical trial patient so that you
constantly have blocked ear tubes so that the snoring noise does
not bother you
92. Develop an allergy – such as to dust or hay fever –so that
you constantly have blocked ear tubes with fluid so that the
snoring noise does not bother you
93. Take up swimming and don’t wear ear plugs. This way when
you get water in your ears – don’t’ shake it out – keep it in, so that
you don’t hear as well and then the snoring won’t bother you

11. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
94. Change careers and become an airline flight attendant and
when you fly do not adjust your ear pressure when you land this
way it will be hard to hear and you will not be bothered by
snoring.
95. Move your house half way up a mountain and every night
before you go to sleep run up and down the mountain until your
ear pressure is out of whack then run into bed and go to sleep –
the snoring won’t bother you as you can’t hear well
96. Take medication that minimized the amount of sleep you
need to function (e.g. some people can function on 4 hours sleep
a night where other people need 9 hours sleep to feel well) so
that your snoring partner does not have such a big impact on you.
97. Hire someone to watch your partner when you go to bed
and have them roll your partner onto their side if they start to roll
over into the snore position, this way they don’t snore. This
person would be called a “snore sitter”. No snoring – you sleep.
98. Hire 4 people to carry your partner out of the room when
they start to snore, so you can sleep in that room. And in the
morning before your partner wakes up…they carry your partner
back into bed – so your partner doesn’t know that anything
happened if they sleep through the night. You get a good night
sleep. And 4 unemployed people have a job.
99. Get a physicist to create a black hole in your bedroom, and
when your partner starts to snore push them out of bed into the
black hole. Pull them out of the black hole when you get enough
sleep. You don’t hear anything in a black hole, so you can’t hear
the snoring.

12. How might you get sleep when you sleep with a snorer who keeps you awake?
100. Get a physicist to create a black hole in your bedroom and
when your partner starts to snore – you jump into the black hole
with a rope tied around your waist. When you get enough sleep –
you pull yourself out of the black hole using your rope.