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O documento lista 15 razões porque o Twitter não presta, incluindo que é uma perda de tempo, resulta em tweets sem sentido e corridas por seguidores, expõe as pessoas e contém tipos irritantes como spammers e celebridades que se auto-promovem. O autor dedica o trabalho aos que o apoiam e à turma que o inspirou.

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…Não presta! 15 Razões porque o Twitter…

Eu sei que é quase um crime dizer isto nos dias que correm…

@TV: SIC – “Pode ver mais notícias na nossa página do Twitter em blábláblá”

@Rádio: 100.3 RR – “Daqui é a Lili Caneças, você pode seguir mais conselhos de moda seguindo o meu Twitter…”

@Nacasa-de-banho: Lendo o Jornal - "O Pingo Doce quer expandir os seus serviços através do Twitter"

Quando não tens nada para dizer, diz no Twitter! 2 – Tweets sem sentido…

…e mais tweets sem sentido. “Estou sentado em frente do computador…” Vou perder seguidores. Preciso de pensar em algo fixe. Não twitei desde ontem

O que fizeste na tua vida? 3 – É uma grande perca de tempo 12.124.245 de tweets UAU!

...resulta em tentativas Patéticas de pessoas...

...quererem um número mágico de seguidores que trazem mais seguidores, ...

...que falam de quantos seguidores conseguiram em apenas 2 dias, ...

...e queixam-se de que os seguidores "de repente desapareceram".

5 – Mina a autoridade! Stôr Vítor, não discuta comigo. Eu tenho mais tweets que você!

6 – O tempo passado em baixo O que fazes quando o Twitter está em baixo?

… tem um GRANDE impacto em algumas vidas! Acabei o namoro com o Johny B! Ele ainda não sabe, o Twitter está em baixo. E como ele reagiu?

O que estás a fazer? 7 – É anti-social Lê o meu Twitter.

8 – As pessoas pensam que toda a gente lê a porra do seu Twitter. O que fizeste na tua vida? Não lês o meu Twitter?

… enquanto pensas que estás a ter uma conversa com um grupo de amigos chegado, na realidade estás a falar para o MUNDO INTEIRO!

15 – Os fetiches pela comida Segue o meu Twitter e vais ser o primeiro a saber o meu pequeno almoço.

E como bónus a última, e talvez a melhor razão é…

Não fui eu que tive a ideia de criar esta mina de ouro!

No fundo, o Twitter é um pátio de um manicómio…

…Várias pessoas a falar sozinhas e, eventualmente, alguém responde ou repete para os outros o que você escreveu…

O Twitter é um amigo imaginário 2.0. Aconteceu alguma coisa e não tens a quem contar?

Hugo Fernandes a.k.a. Costa CINEL, AP 20 B, 6949 www.in4tek.com.br costa@in4tek.com.br 2010 – Creative Commons 2.5

É o primeiro trabalho a quem faço uma dedicatória, pois senti que o devia fazer. Dedico a todos aqueles que me apoiam nas mais diversas situações; Helena Passos, que me atirou à cara que o primeiro trabalho estava uma merda. Bigodes, tu sabes quem és, por tudo. DM, WhatTheHell, tu também sabes porquê. À turma AP 20 B, porque tirei inspiração de alguns de vocês. Ao Vitinho, WYSIWG, és o máior! E claro, ao meu velho. Um grande Farebem para todos

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15 razoes porque_o_twitter_nao_presta

1. …Não presta! 15 Razões porque o Twitter…

2. Eu sei que é quase um crime dizer isto nos dias que correm…

3. …mas vou dizer-vos 15 razões porque…

4. Twitternão presta!

5. 1- Está em todo o lado…

6. @TV: SIC – “Pode ver mais notícias na nossa página do Twitter em blábláblá”

7. @Rádio: 100.3 RR – “Daqui é a Lili Caneças, você pode seguir mais conselhos de moda seguindo o meu Twitter…”

8. @Nacasa-de-banho: Lendo o Jornal - "O Pingo Doce quer expandir os seus serviços através do Twitter"

9. Quando não tens nada para dizer, diz no Twitter! 2 – Tweets sem sentido…

10. …e mais tweets sem sentido. “Estou sentado em frente do computador…” Vou perder seguidores. Preciso de pensar em algo fixe. Não twitei desde ontem

11. O que fizeste na tua vida? 3 – É uma grande perca de tempo 12.124.245 de tweets UAU!

12. 4 – A corrida de ratos dos seguidores…

13. ...resulta em tentativas Patéticas de pessoas...

14. ...quererem um número mágico de seguidores que trazem mais seguidores, ...

15. ...que falam de quantos seguidores conseguiram em apenas 2 dias, ...

16. ...e queixam-se de que os seguidores "de repente desapareceram".

17. 5 – Mina a autoridade! Stôr Vítor, não discuta comigo. Eu tenho mais tweets que você!

18. 6 – O tempo passado em baixo O que fazes quando o Twitter está em baixo?

19. … tem um GRANDE impacto em algumas vidas! Acabei o namoro com o Johny B! Ele ainda não sabe, o Twitter está em baixo. E como ele reagiu?

20. O que estás a fazer? 7 – É anti-social Lê o meu Twitter.

21. 8 – As pessoas pensam que toda a gente lê a porra do seu Twitter. O que fizeste na tua vida? Não lês o meu Twitter?

22. 9 – Tu ficas nu e exposto…

23. … enquanto pensas que estás a ter uma conversa com um grupo de amigos chegado, na realidade estás a falar para o MUNDO INTEIRO!

24. 10 – É como a TV real, mas sem imagens

25. Existem tipos de gente irritante, como…

26. 11 – Os Spammers

27. 12 – As celebridades

28. 13 – Os que se auto-promovem

29. 14 – As falsas celebridades

30. e…

31. 15 – Os fetiches pela comida Segue o meu Twitter e vais ser o primeiro a saber o meu pequeno almoço.

32. E como bónus a última, e talvez a melhor razão é…

33. Não fui eu que tive a ideia de criar esta mina de ouro!

34. No fundo, o Twitter é um pátio de um manicómio…

35. …Várias pessoas a falar sozinhas e, eventualmente, alguém responde ou repete para os outros o que você escreveu…

36. O Twitter é um amigo imaginário 2.0. Aconteceu alguma coisa e não tens a quem contar?

37. METE NO TWITTER!

38. Hugo Fernandes a.k.a. Costa CINEL, AP 20 B, 6949 www.in4tek.com.br costa@in4tek.com.br 2010 – Creative Commons 2.5

39. É o primeiro trabalho a quem faço uma dedicatória, pois senti que o devia fazer. Dedico a todos aqueles que me apoiam nas mais diversas situações; Helena Passos, que me atirou à cara que o primeiro trabalho estava uma merda. Bigodes, tu sabes quem és, por tudo. DM, WhatTheHell, tu também sabes porquê. À turma AP 20 B, porque tirei inspiração de alguns de vocês. Ao Vitinho, WYSIWG, és o máior! E claro, ao meu velho. Um grande Farebem para todos

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