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Why did the chicken cross the road?


               DR. PHIL :

               The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first
               deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the
problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how
stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW'
problems.


              OPRAH:

              Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants
              to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his
mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he
can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.


           GEORGE W. BUSH:
           We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
           the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or
Why did the chicken cross the road?
for us. There is no middle ground here.



           COLIN POWELL:
           Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken
           crossing the road...



             ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
             We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed
             to have access to the other side of the road.

          JOHN KERRY:

          Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the
          wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it
          now, and will remain against it.


          NANCY GRACE:
          That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and
          the way he walks.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

            PAT BUCHANAN:

            To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.



            MARTHA STEWART:

              No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing
              order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain
level. No little bird gave me any insider information.


              DR SEUSS:

              Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken
           crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.


           ERNEST HEMINGWAY:

           To die in the rain. Alone.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

                   JERRY FALWELL:

                    Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's
                    why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if
                    you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens
until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly
harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as
plain and as simple as that.

            GRANDPA:

            In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the
            chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

           BARBARA WALTERS:

           Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for
           the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of
           molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
           JOHN LENNON:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.


          ARISTOTLE:

          It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


            BILL GATES:
            I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay
            eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet
            Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable
            and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ..... reboot.


              ALBERT EINSTEIN:

              Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
              chicken?



           BILL CLINTON:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I          did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?


           AL GORE:

I          invented the chicken!



           COLONEL SANDERS:

Did I miss one?




              DICK CHENEY :

              Where's my gun?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
AL SHARPTON:

Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road

  • 1. Why did the chicken cross the road? DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or
  • 2. Why did the chicken cross the road? for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road... ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
  • 3. Why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.
  • 4. Why did the chicken cross the road? JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON:
  • 5. Why did the chicken cross the road? Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ..... reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON:
  • 6. Why did the chicken cross the road? I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken? AL GORE: I invented the chicken! COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one? DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
  • 7. Why did the chicken cross the road? AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.