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What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
What is height of laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk
What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.

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1 How Stupid Can We Get

  • 1. What is height of Secrecy? Offering blank visiting cards.
  • 2. What is height of laziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk
  • 3. What is height of Craziness? Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
  • 4. What is height of Forgetfulness? Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
  • 5. What is height of Stupidity? A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
  • 6. What is height of Honesty? A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
  • 7. What is height of Suicide? A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
  • 8. What is height of De-hydration? A cow giving milk powder.