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10. Table Of Contents
Special Pages Regular
Feedback.....................................................15
Front Page...................................................1
Channel Reviews.........................................14
Table Of Contents.......................................10
Video Reviews.............................................7
Credits.........................................................30
Stats.............................................................6
Editorial.......................................................9
Suggested Subscriptions...........................26
News
Best Of News...............................................3
Global YouTube News.................................4
Gossip..........................................................8
YouTube Tech News....................................13
YouTube News.............................................28
Features
Non Regular Features.................................25
11. Channel Reviews
Thecomputernerd01
Hello readers! Today we will be reviewing the
#75 All Time Most Subscribed YouTuber, Thecomput-
ernerd01, or as he is known IRL, Joshua. I recently
stumbled upon his channel, and instantly loved it!
His videos are entertaining, funny, creative, and
LOTS of fun to watch. His most video was a hilarious
interview with his Paraguayan grandfather Tolik,
who is a frequent guest on the channel. Questions
were submitted to Thecomputernerd01 via twitter,
who then proceeded to ask them to his grandfather.
Great, Great stuff, check it out!
Although Joshua’s video topics vary, His videos all
fall into one of 4 categories: Song parodies, YouTuber
parodies, Random, and “how to”. These include “how
to make a sandwich” where he explains, in great
comedic detail, how to make a peanut butter and
jelly sandwich, and “Fred Loves His Mom” in which he
does a scarily good impression of youtube’s favorite
hyperactive 6 year old, Fred. True to form, there are
song parodies, youtuber parodies, and funny refer-
ences all through his videos.
Joshua, 19 from New Jersey, created his YouTube
channel on April 25, 2007, and posted his first video,
entitled “Yo Mama Jokes ((( 4 Year Old Edition )))”
on that same day. Gaining on average over a thou-
sand subscribers per day, It has only been uphill
ever since! He now has 302,596 subscribers. Joshua video and photo both taken from chanel. http://www.youtube.com/user/thecomputer-
nerd01.
embodies everything that makes a great youtuber, a
great youtuber. He releases videos often, and never
This has been a TubeZine YouTube channel review. Keep
fails to satisfy his growing audience. I would recom-
your eyes peeled for next issue, who knows who we will
mend that everyone go and subscribe to his channel
review? Well, you might, send us your comments, sugges-
ASAP, that way you can always look forward to a little tions, and accolades to (whatever teh hell@whateverthe-
happiness in your subscription box.. :) hell.com), and we may just review your choice in next issue
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