1. iPhone apps you must own

2. Or

3. WTF iPhone apps you must
never tell your spouse you
spent money on

4. The Belgian Constitution

5. 59p

6. Yes or No

7. 59p

8. Angry Scot

9. Real comment from
real punter
“The only funny bit is ‘This is crap’”

10. 59p

11. Speakin’ Jamaican

12. 59p

13. iPee

14. 59p

15. Manpoke

16. POKE

17. POKE

18. POKE

19. The world is convulsed with
economic crisis

20. Manpoke: 59p

21. Next

22. Oh God it burns

23. Babies

24. That’s it

25. Just babies

26. Hundreds of babies

27. “All the babies you will ever
want to look at!”

28. “More babies every day!”

29. I suspect this may be illegal in
some countries

30. Real comment from
real punter
if you look at enough babies, you are more
likely to have them. its a fertility app, stupid.
there is nothing silly about this.
i am dead serious.
seriously.
not funny.
baby imagery makes you have babies.
serious.

31. 59p

32. Babies (Free)

33. Free

34. THERE APPEARS TO BE NO
FUNCTIONAL DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN THE TWO

35. Next

36. Kiss Me

37. Real comment from
real punter
“It’s not that I can’t kiss,
it’s just that it doesn’t acutally work”
(sic)

38. 59p

39. Are we nearly there yet?

40. iPropose

41. Yeah, that’ll work

42. Lesbian & gay editions also
available

43. 59p

44. Do you have trouble dropping
logs?

45. Drop It

46. Drop It features both brown noise and the brown
note. The brown noise is an infrasound frequency that
is said to cause humans to lose control of their
bowels and start rolling logs due to resonance. If you
just went in the last 11 mins, you should just fart a
few times. If you just fart even though you haven't
went yet then the effect may not be as strong on you.
Make sure it's loud. Don't forget to shake your
iPhone to flush!

47. 59p

48. I think we’ve got
the idea now

49. 30%

50. 9 x 59p = £5.31
Apple’s cut = £1.59

51. And people say Steve Jobs
has no sense of humour

55. Creative play

56. Next