Human perception, influence the way they think, make decisions and act

1. human perception o u d t e l o b e Round the globe with two cows R n h g t t o c o s w i h w w

2. O R N C L O E O N A I C M I I A T T D You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

3. 你怎麼樣？ CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

4. நீங்கள் எப்படி இருக்கிறீர்கள்? INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them.

5. PAKISTAN ECONOMICS آپ کیسے ہیں؟ You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

6. AMERICAN ECONOMICS How are you? You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

7. Comment êtes-vous? FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

8. Wie geht es Ihnen? GERMAN ECONOMICS GERMAN ECONOMICS GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

9. How are you? BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows. They are both mad.

10. Come stai? ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

11. Wie geht es Ihnen? Comment êtes-vous? SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

12. お元気ですか？ JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

13. Как поживаешь? RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.

14. Andaapakhabar? MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You slaughter one for Hari Raya Puasa and the other for Hari Raya Haji. Just before that, both the cows were wondering along the PLUS Highways.

15. All original text and an audio is obtained from Internet ghazally@uthm.edu.my October 19 2011