1. 10 Outrageous Sexy Moments Hidden
In Video Games
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Gamers need love too, and who are we to judge when that need is filtered into games? For almost
as long as developers have hidden secret messages and easter eggs in their games, an element of
those naughty creatives have taken the opportunity to hide sexual imagery and extra content for
gamers to find in even the most child‐targeted games. Some gamers might argue that there is very
little that is more sexy than achieving a kill streak in Call of Duty with a hand‐gun or a knife, but
those developers seem to disagree, recognising that there is clearly a fundamental yearning in the
gaming community to see naked skin while they play. Either that or they quite rightly realise that
the sight of inappropriately sexy images in something as main‐stream as a tent‐pole gaming release
is hilarious. More stringest censorship rules might well now see the end of such behaviour, so while
it’s still possible to see this sort of material, we’re celebrating ten of the most outrageous examples
of sexual content hidden in video games…
1. San Andreas – Hot Coffee Mod
Where else could we start? San Andreas’ Hot Coffee Mod was the moment that realised ever adults’
fear that their GTA‐loving children were playing something not altogether wholesome. As if murder,
soliciting prostitutes and revelling in a life of crime weren’t enough San Andreas included the
remains of an ultimately cut sex mini‐game that cheeky modders found and duly shared with the
world. Okay so admittedly it’s pretty difficult to actually do anything other than simulate sex with
all of your clothes on, but the grinding was probably more than enough for prudish mothers
everywhere to explode with righteous indignation when they discovered their sons playing through
the mini‐game.
2. Pantless Meryl – MGS

2. A classic. If you followed Metal Gear Solid’s Meryl Silverburgh into the toilet quickly enough when
she was disguised as an enemy soldier and you’d catch her with her pants down. Naturally upset,
Meryl pulls a gun – which is probably even more understandable given that this is actually the
second time it’s possible to catch her in her underwear in the same game. Earlier, when you enter
the B1 lock up it’s possible to watch her doing exercises in her pants, provided you’re willing to
keep exiting and entering the vents to spy on her – and apparently some gamers were more than
willing…
4. Metroid Sexy Reveal
Talk about obligatory semi‐nudity! It probably says a great deal about the way gamers and
developers think that one of the most profound revelations in the early days of gaming came in the
shape of Metroid’s “secret” female hero. Completing the original game revealed that the hero we
had just guided through saving the galaxy was in fact a girl, and just to almost entirely wipe out the
Girl Power sentiments of that narrative twist, the developers decided to objectify her just a little
bit by having her strip down to a bathing suit for those lucky enough to complete the game. Do it
in under three hours – which was basically impossible – and Samus would strip a little further,
revealing more skin in a bikini to show her gratitude to the gamer for being so incredibly talented,

3. in a very much not sexist at all manner
5. Banjo Kazooie’s Dirty Geography
Spend enough time exploring Terrydactyland from the air in Banjo Tooie and you’ll see the
unmistakable sight of an ejaculating penis carved out of the landscape and coloured conspicuously
in emerald green, just in case you missed it first time. You might think it’s just a coincidence, even
despite the very obvious design, if it weren’t for the fact that Banjo has previous, and the hidden
adult‐appropriate secrets hidden in the games could probably run close to the hundreds. It all gets
forgiven as Rare’s British sense of humour and fun, but is it really appropriate to have an ejaculating
penis is a game so obviously marketed at a younger audience? Well no, but that doesn’t make it
any less hilarious.
6. Inappropriate Shadow Warrior
Aside from the pretty racist presentation of the protagonist – Lo Wang (chortle) – Shadow Warrior
was also known for its inappropriate inclusion of sexy moments to help players with the monotony

4. of killing Doom‐like dark side creatures. Hardly surprising given that it was Duke Nukem’s 3D
Realms behind the game’s development – a development company who seemed intent on pushing
as many boundaries of decency as humanly possible and not caring who they offended in the
process. As you navigate the game’s levels, every now and then Wang will come across a semi‐naked
girl, who clearly doesn’t fit in with the rest of the game and whose inclusion has no artistic
merit or narrative value other than giving the player a disposable thrill. Oh, and to allow Wang to
mutter immortal lines such as that featured in the video below: “You want to wash Wang, or you
want to watch Wang wash wang?” Shakespeare would be proud…
7. GTA IV: Stripper Bonus
One of the most notorious GTA moments from the history of the franchise, and facilitated by the
move to greater graphics, GTA IV’s stripper sequences were about as authentically sexy as the
series had ever got. Sure, up to this point the player had been able to use prostitutes (and kill them
for their money,) as well as some cheeky devils gaining access to the Hot Coffee mod previously
mentioned, but that was all just pixelated suggestion compared to the rampant sexuality on show
in GTA IV. And it was fairly difficult to explain to the girlfriend why you were sitting watching what
amounts to a bunch of very cleverly arranged squares making sexy moves – especially when access
to the internet and real naked ladies was but a few simple clicks away. Not content with offering
“normal” stripping services, the game’s Pink Triangle Club also provided special services like the
particularly colourful dance session below…
8. God Of War – Sexy Mini-Game

5. We might not have actually seen Kratos bumping uglies in this 2005 release, but his approach of
the bed, followed by the unmistakable noises of rumpy pumpy just off camera was enough to get
some complainers a little hot under the collar at the time of release. God Of War perhaps, but God
Of Stamina? Not so much. But then, I suppose he manages to bring two ladies to orgasm with a
mere pressing of four buttons, and that’s some achievement.
9. Kirby’s Dream Land 2
Another naughty easter egg
hidden in the geography of a level, this inappropriately sexy addition to Kirby’s Dream Land 2 – a
game aimed almost exclusively at children – probably didn’t cause too much of a stir at the time of
release, given how unlikely it was to be discovered on a Gameboy screen, but it was still included
to get a naughty little thrill out of those gamers old enough and observant enough to notice it. The
secret stage 5‐5 even featured a tiny hedgehog perfectly placed to mimic pubic hair…
10. Tomb Raider Nudity

6. Strictly speaking, this one doesn’t quite fit with the others, since the infamous Lara Croft Nude
cheat code was in fact a great big hoax and resulted in the slinky archaeologist exploding in a
shower of limbs, but that doesn’t in any way dillute its infamy or its impact on the controversy‐hating
communities of complainers who pick up on anything a little untoward. Ironically, the Tomb
Raider devs’ trick actually convinced hackers to create a mod that allowed PC gamers the
opportunity to see Croft naked, and though it wasn’t hidden in the actual game, the genesis of the
mod, and the crucial part the developers played in pulling the switch means the nude mod actually
qualifies for this list. Sadly, the closest we ever got to legitimately seeing Lara naked was this ever
so slightly titivating, but all too murdery shower scene from Tomb Raider 2. Seems something of
an over‐reaction to us just hanging around in the bathroom…
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