The document proposes a new sporting event called the Dirt Demolition Derby that pits different vacuum cleaners against each other to see which can clean a 50 square yard carpet the fastest. There will be various divisions based on factors like the presence of children and pets, and the type of operator. The goal is to increase public awareness of which vacuums are fastest and spur competition among manufacturers. The winner will receive the Dirt Demolisher Derby Award.
1. DIRT DEMOLITION DERBY
Where vacuum cleaners and
home carpets combine to create
a new sporting event
2. DIRT DEMOLITION DERBY
• As the population increases having
more children and pets, dirty carpets
can only grow in number
3. DIRT DEMOLITION DERBY
• To get carpets clean in the most efficient
manner, by demolishing the dirt piled on the
carpet, a contest will be held amongst
different vacuum cleaners to see which
vacuum cleaner can clean up a dirty carpet
the fastest
4. • The two household items that
will be involved in this sport:
5. VACUUM CLEANER
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to
the improve the public’s awareness of which
vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general
public
• This will provide an important stimulus for
intense competition among manufacturers
fighting to be the fastest and being crowned
number 1
6. CARPET
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to
the improve the public’s awareness of which
vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general
public
• This will provide an important stimulus for
intense competition among manufacturers
fighting to be the fastest and being crowned
number 1
7. • This competition will have various degrees of
difficulty depending certain things that are in
the home being cleaned
• Among them are:
10. DIFFERENT GROUPS OF OPERATORS
• The will be different divisions depending on
the type of operator using the vacuum cleaner
• This will alter the degree of difficulty of the
cleanup by the competing vacuum cleaners
12. CHILDREN’S DIVISION
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to
the improve the public’s awareness of which
vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general
public
• This will provide an important stimulus for
intense competition among manufacturers
fighting to be the fastest and being crowned
number 1
15. HEAVY INDUSTRIAL DIVISION
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to
the improve the public’s awareness of which
vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general
public
• This will provide an important stimulus for
intense competition among manufacturers
fighting to be the fastest and being crowned
number 1
16. PET DIVISION
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to
the improve the public’s awareness of which
vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general
public
• This will provide an important stimulus for
intense competition among manufacturers
fighting to be the fastest and being crowned
number 1
20. A VIEW OF THE COMPETITION
• The Dirt Demolition Derby will add greatly to
the improve the public’s awareness of which
vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general
public
• This will provide an important stimulus for
intense competition among manufacturers
fighting to be the fastest and being crowned
number 1
21. RULES OF COMPETITION
• Vacuum cleaners will be judged on the time
they need to clean a carpet with an area of 50
sq. yards
• They will be different operators as seen before
22. RULES OF COMPETITION
• Different degrees of difficulty be assigned
depending on whether there are pets and/or
children living in the home whose carpet is
being cleaned as well as what type of operator
is using the vacuum cleaner
23. RULES OF COMPETITION
• The competition will use state-of-the-art
technology to determine the wining vacuum
cleaner who cleans the carpet in the fastest
time
24. RULES OF COMPETITION
• The judges will use standard timing
equipment to determine the winner
25. RULES OF COMPETITION
• Judges will determine when the clean up is
completed to their satisfaction
• The cahmpion will be the one the judges
determine to be the one demolishing the dirt
on the carpet the fastest
26. RULES OF COMPETITION
• These judges have an extensive
history of overseeing events of all
types
27. THE DIRT DEMOLITION DERBY JUDGES
• The judges will use cutting-edge technology to
determine the winner who has the fastest
time
28. RULES OF COMPETITION
• The winning vacuum cleaner,
contestant, will be the one
demolishing the dirt on the carpet in
the shortest period of time.
29. AWARDS
• The winner will receive the much sought after
Dirt Demolisher Derby Award, also know as
the Aspirateur Rouge
• And will keep the title of the Dirt Demolition
Derby winner for a year
30. ASPIRATEUR ROUGE AWARD
• The judges, of which there will be 3, will
determine when the clean up is completed
• The winning vacuum cleaner will be the one
that demolishing the dirt on the carpet in the
shortest period of time.
31. • The Dirt Demolition Derby will greatly
improve the public’s awareness of which
vacuum cleaner is the fastest by the general
public
• This will provide an important stimulus for
intense competition among manufacturers
fighting to be the fastest and being crowned
number 1