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3. When I loaded up Buttercup and Albert’s house, I was surprised to
find this going on. I thought everyone in the household got along!
What did I do wrong?

4. Nothing, as it turns out. Apparently, it’s entirely possible for two
strays to not get along and to have a fight on the porch. What a
relief!

5. First thing in the morning, Skye got a very minor makeover: her
blue eyeshadow was switched out for different blue eyeshadow,
and I gave her a more Maxis-matchy version of her hairstyle.
(Since I prefer a Maxis-match look now that I’ve allowed cc into
my game.) The original hair is by Nouk; the recolor is by
SuperFrog and can be found on her LiveJournal.

6. Skye is a Pleasure Sim, and she’s cheerfully ready to spend freely
on dates. (Her LTW is Fifty First Dates.) The family is loaded, so I
let her spend top simoleon on them. Her “perfect matches” so far:
1. Pong Grundstorm (negative bolts)
2. Ratna Miguel (one bolt, but she quickly rolled Wants for
Anything In The World But Ratna)
3. Alon the paperboy (no bolts, and he spent the whole date
watching TV and ignoring her)
Skye is completely satisfied and looking forward to reaching Five
First Dates.

7. Buttercup and Albert are as three-bolty as ever, despite 1) having
their youngest daughter now a Teen and 2) technically only having
two bolts.

8. And for those of you who might be wondering, the magic hasn’t
gone out of Jo and Phoenix’s relationship. In fact, it’s better than
ever. Both Jo and Phoenix roll Wants for each other when they get
up in the morning, and then get to work fulfilling many of those
Wants autonomously.

9. Actually, Phoenix is an asset to the household in more ways than
one.
PHOENIX: Hi, Mr. Oakapple. Good to see you.
OAKAPPLE: Finally! Someone… with manners!
PHOENIX: Yes, sir. My momma raised me right. I was
wondering… Could you maybe stop stealing our paper, please?
OAKAPPLE: Sure. No… problem.

10. I was as surprised as anyone when we got a popup about Penny
failing in school. Apparently, she’s been hiding her homework, and
not a word to anyone.
PHOENIX (V.O.): Honey, you need to do your homework.
PENELOPE (V.O.): I don’t want to, Daddy. It’s too hard.

11. PHOENIX: It’s important. I’ll help you.
PENELOPE: But why? I don’t have to work ever, and it’s boring.
And anyway, Mom says that you only got through college by the
skin of your teeth.
PHOENIX: Well, yeah, but I won’t have any problems with your
homework.
PENELOPE: How do you know? It’s hard.
PHOENIX: Tell you what: you get your grades up, and we’ll redo
your bedroom in any theme you want.

12. PENELOPE (V.O.): Any theme I want?
PHOENIX (V.O.): Yup.
PENELOPE (V.O.): Can I have a bench? For building models on
and stuff?
PHOENIX (V.O.): Sure.
PENELOPE (V.O.) (eagerly): And a bike?
PHOENIX (V.O.): Let’s see what those grades are like first.
So Penny Learned to Study.

13. And Phoenix kept his promise.
This guy is really growing on me.

14. GOLDBERG
Yeah, stakeout has got to be the most boring job
ever.
Something darts through the shadows.
GOLDBERG
Gottagobye.

15. Hi Sally! What’s new and exciting?
SALLY: Nothing in particular.
No?
SALLY: Nope. Very straightforward right now.

16. How’s Troy?
SALLY (V.O.): Doing fine. He’s within half a Body point of
making his Life Time Want, I think.
He wants to become a hall of famer?
SALLY (V.O.): Uh-huh. And after he retires, we’ve been talking
about maybe opening a gym. Troy figures that if it’s got a hall of
famer’s name on it, it’ll do well.
Well, best of luck to you!
SALLY (V.O.): Thanks.

17. How’s Tamara?
SALLY (V.O.): Also doing fine, except for the zits.
She has a lot of them?
SALLY (V.O.): Very few, actually. But she sure makes a big deal
about the ones she does get. “No boys will ever be interested in
me!” she says. I tell her that’s not true, but she doesn’t believe me.
Of course it’s not true!

18. SALLY (V.O.): They follow her home like puppies, actually. She
just doesn’t seem to get it. (sigh) Well, she’ll figure it out in
college, I’m sure.
Golly, is it getting to be that time already?
SALLY (V.O.): Yup. There’s a lot to do with the whole process of
getting her accepted and shipped out and so on. (theatrically) Oh
my goodness! Is that the time?
Okay, I get the hint. I’ll stop by next time, okay?
SALLY (V.O.): Sure. It’s always good to talk to you. But some
times are more good than others, you know?

19. GOLDBERG and EMILIANO fight. GOLDBERG takes a hit to
the stomach and crumples as EMILIANO flees.

20. Isaac’s delivery arrived promptly at 10 am on Day One of the
rotation.
FREDERIC (V.O.): Please tell me you didn’t adopt a kid.
ISAAC (V.O.): I want one. And you are not going to be nasty to
Helen. She’s only a little baby and she didn’t do anything wrong,
so whatever your problem is, you better get over it NOW.
FREDERIC (V.O.): A baby?
ISAAC (V.O.): Named Helen.

21. FREDERIC: Well, why didn’t you say so? I like babies. (to Helen)
Hello, gorgeous! Are you ready to come play a video game with
Daddy? Of course you are!
ISAAC: I wanted to be called Daddy.
FREDERIC: Oh, okay. (to Helen, as they head for the TV) Come
on, sweetie, Awesome Daddy is going to teach you the Konami
Code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.
ISAAC: (following them) Wait a minute -- maybe I want to be
Awesome Daddy instead of just Daddy. And you can’t just give her
that code -- she has to prove herself worthy!

22. Eddie and Celeste are every bit as cute as ever. Eddie is working
on the skills needed for his last promotion before Permaplat, and
Celeste is always ready to help him out.
CELESTE: Ha! Tremble before my devious master plan!
EDDIE: Wow, that must be some plan. It looks to me like I’m
going to get checkmate in three moves.
CELESTE: I haven’t taken my hand off the piece -- I’m taking that
move back!

23. Eddie has a new hobby now. It’s somewhat unconventional, but he
enjoys it. He likes making things for his granddaughter and is
currently working on a quilt for her.
The best part? Since this sewing machine is cloned off of a piano,
it not only builds Creativity (helpful for a professional mediator)
but it also satisfies that annoying “Play Piano” Want (helpful for
Pleasure Sims like Frederic).

24. Celeste was demoted at work -- see the limo instead of the
helicopter? -- but since she’s already Permaplat, I didn’t worry
about it too much.
Incidentally, the co-worker with the funky hairdo is obsessively
intrusive. If she comes home with any of your Sims, say goodbye at
the earliest possible opportunity. Otherwise she will not leave.
Ever. And she will call and call and call… worse than Marsha
Bruenig, I’m telling you!

25. I seem to have missed out on taking pictures of Helen as a baby,
but rest assured that this picture is quite typical: Both daddies dote
on her, and one or the other was always carrying here around.

26. Helen is now old enough to get around under her own steam, and
while she doesn’t have the manual dexterity to handle a game
controller, it’s only a matter of time. Her fathers are developing a
rigorous training program for when that day comes.
ISSAC: That’s right, sweetheart. Turn the square peg to fit in the
square hole. And the square button does what?
HELEN: Dame as why bu’on.
FREDERIC: That’s my girl!
I have no Toddler hairstyles that make use of hair gel, but knowing
Helen’s fathers, that’s only a matter of time as well.

27. GOLDBERG
Here you live?
SILENT LADY nods, tying off the bandage. GOLDBERG’S
gaze wanders the tiny apartment, eyes unfocused.
GOLDBERG
But why? I pay you better than this.
SILENT LADY snaps her fingers in front of his face
imperiously. When he focuses on her, she puts her
finger to her lips for silence and frowns at the
sickly glow coming off his wound.

28. Amy’s house is often used as a testing ground for new hacks and
custom content. (I think I may have mentioned this before?) It is
also currently temporary home to one Abhijeet Fuchs. Readers of
The Jack Point Home for Pedestrian Playables will recognize him
as the playable’s boyfriend. Since he is a brujo, I thought it would
probably be a good idea for him to have some skill at spells and
such. Having him as a playable in this house lets him build up his
skills and lets me test out my cc magic system and such magic-type
cc objects as an essential oil burner.

29. Fortunately, having a temporary boarder sleeping on the couch
(when he sleeps at all) hasn’t disrupted life too much. Bryan is still
able to have his friends over.
His best friends are both female. I’m not sure what that says about
him…

30. Amy aged up after work one day, into a completely not-Amy look.
She also lost her piercings for some reason; I had to restore her
nose stud and earrings.

31. This is a more Amy-ish look, although I’m not convinced that it’s
right.
BRYAN: Mom, is it okay if I go out to Tropicana Too with Tamara
and Skye?
AMY: Are you planning to use a fake ID to buy drinks?
BRAYN: Er, no. I don’t have one of those.
AMY: Hmph. (calls) Adam, are you wearing your glasses in your
ID photo?
ADAM: No, they said the glare was too bright. Why?
AMY: Give Bryan your ID so he can buy drinks tonight, will you?

32. Amy has a somewhat unconventional approach to parenting.

33. It was a fun evening, though, and definitely the highlight of the
rotation.

34. For Bryan, anyway. I don’t think Skye would quite agree with that
assessment.

35. GOLDBERG
Enough already! You apologized for the curséd dagger
and you gave me the antidote and God willing, I’ll be
fine. What I want to know is why the system crash
you’re sneaking around. Do you know the warehouse
association hired me to find out what you were up to?

36. Dmitri is being a very supportive husband and father-to-be in every
way he possibly can: cleaning the catbox, loaning his pregnant
wife one of his mother’s precious snapdragons,* or, most
importantly in Rose’s opinion…
ROSE: You made schnitzel with ice cream for me? You darling!
*By “mother,” of course, I mean Tirtha. You may recall that Dmitri’s mother-
by-blood Trixie had no talent with flowers.

37. All that hard work paid off in spades in the wee small hours of Day
Two of the rotation.
ROSE: Dmitri? It’s time!
DMITRI (muzzily): Okay. I’ll go get the bathroom ready.
ROSE: I don’t think I’m going to make it to the bathroooooom…!

38. And indeed, Rose did not make it as far as the bathroom. This little
fellow is Alexander Shankel -- just Alexander, as neither Rose nor
Dmitri could figure out what the correct patronymic for “Dmitri”
is. After getting the nooboo dressed, both Rose and Dmitri rolled
the Want to Build a Nursery.

39. Okay, so they only rolled the Wants to Buy A Bunch Of Specific
Baby Stuff. I consider that equivalent to Build A Nursery, so I did.
The crib, by HugeLunatic on MTS, seems to conflict with the baby
clothes hack. I was never able to put Alexander to bed in it --
clicking on the crib would only offer me the option to “Dress
Alexander In…” (A particularly pointless option, as he only has
one option: Everyday.) The regular crib works just fine, though, so
that’s what he has now.

40. Of course, this story is called Already in Progress, not All Babies,
All the Time, and you’re probably curious about the business. It’s
doing pretty well, actually. Although it isn’t a stylist’s lot, Dmitri
follows my policy of “Make over dormies whenever and wherever
possible.”
This fellow is named Wren Chun. If you understand why I find that
funny, you win 3,000 imaginary cookies.

41. The business is actually doing quite well, and is making a modest
amount of money. Even Mrs. Crumplebottom can’t find anything
to complain about.
MRS. CRUMPLEBOTTOM: The name of this store is “Flowers
2”? How stupid! There wasn’t ever a “Flowers 1” or even a
“Flowers” that I can remember, and I’ve been around since
installation!
Er, yeah… the name of the lot could use some work. I’m thinking
maybe “Roses by Rose” or “Rose’s Roses,” but I’m open to
suggestions…

42. But in spite of what Mrs. C says, the business is really ticking
along nicely. Dmitri has even learned what each key on the register
does! Next lesson: Making Accurate Change.
And seeing Chant there reminds me…

43. GOLDBERG
Why wouldn’t you trust me with this? Did I or did I
not buy that girl we found last year a plane ticket?
SILENT LADY half-nods, half-shrugs and turns her
right hand to GOLDBERG, palm up, conceding the point.
GOLDBERG
So why didn’t you just ask me? I can set you up
legitimately as a 124(p) import/export business. You
can rent a warehouse, trucks coming and going any
time, and you’re not subject to customs inspections
more than twice a year.

44. Oliver and Oakapple are finally old enough to fulfill my vision of
them.
OAKAPPLE: Hey, you… kids! Get… off my lawn!
OLIVER: I’ll turn the hose on you -- you see if I don’t!
Combined, they have one Nice point. Of course they’re going to sit
in matching chairs on the porch and yell at children!

45. The cold weather doesn’t stop a Plantsim from gardening, or a
Plantsim’s crops from getting the full dark-green-super-
enthusiastic-smiley-face treatment. It means that Fantine and
Saigon don’t go inside much, but they really only need to go inside
for the occasional bath. (A bath quite efficiently fills both the
warmth and water meters.)
Saigon had the Want to Make A Wish, so I let her wish for money.
None actually showed up, but she got aspiration points, and she
didn’t get beaned, so it’s all good.

46. Phoebe was alarmingly large for an alarmingly long time. She also
lost her usual hairdo when she was actually dressed. Oddly enough,
it still worked when she was in her pajamas…

47. But the most alarming part of the whole pregnancy was when
Phoebe promptly set the baby on the ground after giving birth.

48. Fortunately, she only wanted to make the bed! I suppose that
carrying large is a family trait: Phoebe’s mother looked like she
was going to have twins every pregnancy, but she only managed it
once.*
*See Ruth’s (un)Officially Wacky Boolprop Challenge.

49. Here we see baby Nicholas -- Er…
FANTINE: Chant, where’s the baby?
CHANT: He’s not here yet? But I put him down fifteen minutes
ago and said to meet me upstairs!
FANTINE: He’s a baby, Chant, not a Plantsim like us. He can’t
even turn over yet. Where’s Phoebe?
CHANT: In the bath. Why?
FANTINE: Because you better be taking care of Nicholas before
she gets out of the bath if you want to stay married.

51. (clears throat) Right. So.
Here we see baby Nicholas being given a bottle by his loving
father. Nicholas has black hair and dark blue eyes. Exactly like his
cousins Olga and Pitti-Sing. And not-related Helen. And almost
exactly like his cousin Alexander.
(grumbles) Stupid dominant genetics. Phoebe has a blonde (or even
red) gene, for Pete’s sake!

52. Despite her genetic failings, Phoebe is a loving mother, and dotes
on Nicholas. He doesn’t spend much time in the swing, although I
find it very handy when babies are awake but nobody can hold
them just at the moment.

53. Although the animations you get after an adult takes the kid out of
the swing are pretty weird. (Putting the baby down and picking
them up again fixes it.)
For any readers without Apartment Life, the swing is by Rebecah at MTS. It’s
also available at AffinitySims.

54. Chant rolled the Want to Earn a Silver Restocking Badge, and I did
try to accommodate him. Fantine sold produce like there was no
tomorrow, and Saigon did her bit as well. Chant restocked and
restocked, but no badge. He has to be close, though!
And as you can see, the farm stand is doing very well indeed…

55. Both Fantine and Saigon aged up at the very end of the rotation.
You should be able to tell them apart now, but just in case: Fantine
is the one in the leaves, with the giant ears, who is cross with me
because I wouldn’t let her Get Married Right Now, Dammit!
I will buy them new outfits next time around.

56. GOLDBERG
Congratulations, Mr. Agonites. You are now the CEO of
Quiet Holdings, Limited. I’ll have your warehouse
rental completed by the end of the week.
EMILIANO
Thank you, Mr. Goldberg. (to SILENT LADY) I’ll see
you later, then, yes?
SILENT LADY nods, and they do the European air-kiss-
cheek thing as GOLDBERG watches closely.

57. Change is in the air over at the lone apartment building in town.
PROFESSOR DOUGLAS: I’ve been thinking of those poor
perpetual townie children a lot lately.
CATHRYNNE: Like Abhijeet, who doesn’t understand why his
friends don’t want to come over and play anymore?
PROFESSOR DOUGLAS: Exactly! They have no real parents,
either -- no one to care for them, or teach them anything. I was
thinking that since we have money and room, perhaps we could
take some of them in.
CATHRYNNE: Of course we can! And we can teach them useful
trades, too!

58. So I tried a little experiment. I had Tamara call up her friend
Dongsool, a townie Child who is also friends with several Adults-
verging-on-Elders. I first used the SimBlender to add him to the
family…

59. …and then to add him to the adoption pool.
Nobody received any “Moved In” or “Dongsool Was Taken
Away!” memories, so that was promising.

60. Professor Douglas called the adoption agency…

61. …And promptly at ten a.m. the next day, Dongsool showed up in
the blue van.

62. Although the timing of that phone call could probably have been
better, now that I think about it…

63. I learned something interesting about adopted townie kids this
rotation. Dongsool rolled the Want to Gain A Skill Point, so I told
him to watch the Yummy Channel. (Which he is patently not doing
here, but never mind.) He watched and watched and gained nary a
skill point. In fact, his skill bar barely advanced. I thought my
game might be broken.

64. Actually, the kid’s just a prodigy. See all those skill points he has
already?
Obviously there are some behavioral issues at school…

65. As for Dante, Samantha, and Charlotte -- they’re all doing well.
They all want to be friends with Dongsool, and Don and Sam still
roll plenty of Wants for each other.
I wish I could give you more details, but they were really quite dull
this rotation.

66. And that’s all there is for this time around! Until next time, Happy
Simming!

67. The Goldberg and Silent Lady sections used a lot of custom
content and poseboxes. All custom content is from Mod The Sims
unless otherwise indicated. In addition to the bandages advertised
at the beginning, I used:
“Timeless Office” set by jgwoods
Long drapes and recolors by KiaraRawks
“Hacked Coat Hook” by Mary-Lou and Numenor
“Custom Modeling Poses Hack V2 w/Facial Overlays” by
decorgal21572
SimBlender by TwoJeffs, from Simbology