1. Subject - DIFFICULT QUESTIONS AND INTELLIGENT ANSWERS!
Question and the Answer given by Candidates, oh sorry they are IAS
(Indian Administrative Services - THE most difficult examination in
India. Candidates are graduate Officers now.
Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it
take four men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with
one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 9
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?

2. A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple?
A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Dinner.
Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A : It caused a revolution.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A : Liquid (UPSC 33 R ank )
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a
while and said,
"my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted in! to reality as his admission depends on the
correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the
DAY sir!"

3. "How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND
difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!
Easy is to get a place in someone’s address book.
Difficult is to get a place in someone’s heart.
Easy is to judge the mistakes of others
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.
Easy is to talk without thinking
Difficult is to refrain the tongue.
Easy is to hurt someone who loves us.
Difficult is to heal the wound.
Easy is to forgive others
Difficult is to ask for forgiveness.
Easy is to set rules
Difficult is to follow them.
Easy is to dream every night
Difficult is to fight for a dream.
Easy is to show victory
Difficult is to assume defeat with dignity.
Easy is to admire a full moon
Difficult to see the other side.
Easy is to stumble with a stone
Difficult is to get up.
Easy is to enjoy life every day
Difficult to give its real value.
Easy is to promise something to someone
Difficult is to fulfill that promise.
Easy is to say we love

4. Difficult is to show it every day.
Easy is to criticize others
Difficult is to improve oneself.
Easy is to make mistakes
Difficult is to learn from them.
Easy is to weep for a lost love
Difficult is to take care of it so not to lose it.
Easy is to think about improving
Difficult is to stop thinking it
And put it into action.
Easy is to think bad of others
Difficult is to give them
The benefit of the doubt.
Easy is to receive
Difficult is to give.
Easy to read this
Difficult to follow.
Easy is keep the friendship with words
Difficult is to keep it with meanings.
What is marriage??
1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence).
2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an
institution for the blind.
3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her masters.
4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
suffering.
5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first
year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second
year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they
both speak and the NEIGHBOUR listens.
6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other
person has, you wish you had ordered that instead.
7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found

5. himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and
found himself divorced.
8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
gives and the wife takes.
9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't
know son, I'm still paying for it.
10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient <?xml:namespace
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That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
12. They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it
is love; after marriage it is self-defense.
13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a
10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for
her. They got married, and now he is going through HELL.
16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to
let him keep her.
17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They
just can't face each other, but they still stay together.
19. Marriage is man and a woman becomes one. The trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the
marriage the "Y" becomes silent.
21. I married Miss right; I just didn't know her first name was Always.
22. It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it
only seems longer.
23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT
HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

6. 25. WIFE: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if
you get home before I do, leave the hallway
lights on.
26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN'T YOU WEARING
YOUR RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I
MARRIED THE WRONG MAN.
27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.
28. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he
still ends up with the same boss.
29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he
received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU
CAN HAVE MINE.
30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.
THE MOTHER
1. When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed
you. You thanked her by crying all the night.
2. When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk.
You thanked her by running away when she called.
3. When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals
with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on
the floor.
4. When you were 4 years old, she gave you some
Crayons. You thanked her by coloring the dining room
table.
5. When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the

7. holidays. You thanked her by looping into the nearest
pile of mud.
6. When you were 6 years old, she walked you into
school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING".
7. When you were 7 years old, she bought you a
baseball. You thanked her by throwing it through the
next-door-neighbor window.
8. When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice
cream. You thanked her by dripping it all over you
lap.
9. When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano
lessons. You thanked her by never even bothering to
practice it.
10. When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day,
from soccer to gymnastic to one birthday party after
another. You thanked her by jumping out of the car and
never looking back.
11. When you were 11 years old, she took you and your
friends to the movies. You thanked her by asking to
sit in the different row.
12. When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to
watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting
until she left the house.

8. 13. When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was
becoming. You thanked her by telling her she had no
taste.
14. When you were 14, she paid for a month away at
summer camp. You thanked her by forgetting to write a
single letter.
15. When you were 15, she came home from work, looking
for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door
locked.
16. When you were 16, she taught you how to drove her
car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you
could.
17. When you were 17, she was expecting an important
call. You thanked her by being on the phone all night.
18. When you were 18, she cried at your school
graduation. You thanked her by staying out partying
until dawn.
19. When you were 19, she paid for your college
tuition, drove you to campus, carried your bags. You
thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you
wouldn't be embarrassed in front of you friends.
20. When you were 20, she asked whether you were

9. seeing anyone. You thanked her by saying "It's none of
you business".
21. When you were 21, she suggested certain careers
for your future. You thanked her by saying "I don't
want to be like you".
22. When you were 22, she hugged you at your college
graduation. You thanked her by asking whether she
could pay for a trip to Europe.
23. When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your
first apartment. You thanked her by telling your
friend it was ugly.
24. When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked
about your plans for the future. You thanked her by
glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, please!"
25. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your
wedding, and she cried and told how deeply she loved
you. You thanked her by moving halfway across the
country.
26. When you were 30, she called with some advice on
the baby. You thanked by telling her, "Things are
different now."
27. When you were 40, she called to remind you of a
relative's birthday. You thanked her by saying you

10. were "really busy right now."
28. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to
take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the
burden parents become to their children.
29. And then, one day, she quietly died. And
everything you never did, came crashing down like
thunder on your heart.
IF SHE' S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO LOVE HER MORE
THAN EVER.
AND IF SHE' S NOT,
REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.