indescribable

1. www.thehollywoodgab.com
We put the Gee! in Gossip
NOW BREAKING!!! A GAB EXLUSIVE!!!!
Buh-bye Guy, says WB
Dateline Hollywood: The Gab has learned that Warner
Brothers has parted ways with Guy Ritchie on teh long
delayed Man from Uncle flick, citing "creative
differences". Ritchie now joins such luminaries ad
David Dobkin, Quentin Tarantino and Steven
Sonderbergh as a former helmer of the still hot
property. Reachd by our editors, Warner's
spokeswoman Trudy Caraway confirmed the split and
told us: "We have chosen a new direction for The
Man from Uncle franchise, unfortunately it was one
that Guy preffered not to pursue. We wish him well."
Ritchie could not be reached for comment.

2. IN ASSOCIATION WITH
Presents
The Animated Affair
A Man from U.n.c.l.e. Film
Written, Directed and Produced by:
Elmey
Associate Producers:
Akane42me
Azdak
Dedicated to Periwinkle

3. Alexander Waverly
Notes quite agitatedly:
"Egret's on the loose again!"
And calls in his best men.
Dashing Napoleon Solo
Handsome as a Gigolo.
Waverly's best weapon--
When he keeps his pants on.
Illya Kuryakin
Enigmatic Russian.
If you dare say he's cute,
The Ruthless Bastard'll shoot.

4. Just who is Dr Egret?
Is ze blonde, brunet or redhead?
Is ze male, female or other...
Ze is whatever suits zir.
"The Men from UNCLE are coming,
Thinking to send me running.
But they can't stop my nefarious plan:
UNCLE will be in the palm of my hand."
"Angelique, ma chère,
I need your savoir faire!
You'll provide the distraction
As I go into action."

5. Slyly Angelique
Kisses Illya on the cheek.
Shocked, Napoleon Solo
says "that was just a low blow."
"Napoleon," warns Illya.
"Stand back behind this pillar.
You're cute she whispered in my ear
She'll pay for that! -- stand clear."
Whispers Napoleon Solo
(Our quintessential hero),
"Angie I won't kill ya.
But don't turn your back on Illya."

6. "Illya," scolds Napoleon
"You've killed the franchise with your bomb.
Instead of stars, we're has-beens,
Insubstantial visions!"

7. It's Lisa Rogers who's
now rallying UNCLE troops.
"Comrades, forget this debacle;
Onwards! the sequels of UNCLE."
But look at Mr Waverly!
Is zie who zie's supposed to be?
World domination's in zir eyes;
Thrush or UNCLE, who'll survive?

8. THE END??
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