8. What happens if a fly falls into a cup of
coffee?
• A British man would throw the cup in the street and leave the café house
An American would take out the fly and drink the coffee
A Chinese would eat the fly and throw the coffee
An Israeli Would:
1) Sell the coffee to the American and the fly to the Chinese
2) Cry on TV claiming that his life is in danger
3) Blame the Palestinians
4) Accuse Syria and Hizbullah of using Biological Weapons
5) Declare it as an anti-Semitic action and as an extension of Hitler's Holocaust
6) Blame Yasser Arafat for throwing a fly in his coffee
7) Reoccupy what is left of the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, destroy all the crops, cut water
and power supplies, and shoot any Palestinian caught walking on the street
8)Ask for immediate military help from the United States
9) Ask for a loan of 1$ Billion from the US to be paid over 100 years in order to buy another cup
of coffee
10) The café owner has to compensate him by allowing him to drink coffee for free till the end of
the century