1. The New and ImprovedMascot LaRue Letters from the USF Cheer Squad

2. Dear Mrs. LaRue February 15 I got tired of being a detective. The humans have sullied my name once again. I do not think humans understand, well with the exception of you of course. Those mangycats have really struck a nerve this time. So I’m on the run now. I must find a way to disguise myself, only until I figure out how I’ll clear my name again. Sincerely, Ike P.S. I think I’m going back to go to school.

4. Dear Mrs. LaRue March 1 -Sunny Florida After being on the run… I stumbled upon the BEST disguise. I have found a school way better than that other wretched school you shipped me of too. This school is great! It is filled withstrangelooking humans. They all look so different. I have found a group of individuals to keep the heatoff my trail. They bark like I do, only they speak in your language. And no one would ever suspect me to wear the color green. Sincerely, M.I.A. P.S. How do dogs become a BLL?

6. Dear Mrs. LaRue March 3 -Sun Dome I have a new job. Someone named Rocky mysteriously disappeared. One day we went running, I looked to my left and HE WAS GONE!!! I do not know how this happened. But as the official water boy I naturally had to take the role of the University of South Florida’s official mascot. It was my civic duty. Your most chivalrousfellow, Ike P.S. I read in the paper that the heat is off and they found those revolting cats.

7. R.I.P. Andrea Steele Daphney Wong