ENTERTAINMENT AND HUMOUR

2. BACHELOR THE ONLY MAN WHO HAS NEVER TOLD HIS WIFE A LIE

3. BEAUTY PARLOUR A PLACE WHERE WOMEN CURL UP AND DYE

4. B R I D E A WOMAN WITH A FINE PROSPECT OF HAPPINESS BEHIND HER

5. C H I P S THE FATTENING, NON- NUTRITIONAL FOOD COMPUTER USERS EAT TO AVOID HAVING TO LEAVE THEIR KEYBOARDS FOR MEALS

6. C O M P R O M I S E AN AMIABLE ARRANGEMENT BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE WHEREBY THEY AGREE TO LET HER HAVE HER OWN WAY

7. F I L E WHAT A SECRETARY CAN NOW DO TO HER NAILS SIX AND HALF HOURS A DAY, NOW THAT THE COMPUTER DOES HER WORK IN THIRTY MINUTES

8. F L O P P Y THE CONDITION OF A CONSTANT COMPUTER USER’S STOMACH DUE TO LACK OF EXERCISE AND A STEADY DIET OF JUNK FOOD

9. G o s s I p A person who will Never tell a lie if The truth will do More damage

10. H O U S E W O R K WHAT THE WIFE DOES THAT NOBODY NOTICES UNTIL SHE DOESN’T DO IT

11. H U S B A N D A PERSON WHO IS THE BOSS OF HIS HOUSE AND HAS HIS WIFE’S PERMISSION TO SAY SO

12. I N F L A T I O N CUTTING MONEY IN HALF WITHOUT DAMAGING THE PAPER

13. J O I N T A C C O U N T A HANDY LITTLE DEVICE WHICH PERMITS THE WIFE TO BEAT THE HUSBAND TO THE DRAW

14. L O V E AN OBSESSIVE DELUSION THAT IS CURED BY MARRIAGE

15. H I N D S I G H T WHAT ONE EXPERIENCES FROM CHANGING TOO MANY DIAPERS

16. NEVER BE SAD FOR THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING IN LIFE FOR YOU TO SMILE ABOUT. HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY ! ! !