The document discusses Orchestra, a cloud computing platform. It touches on several topics related to Orchestra, including its manifesto, language features, frameworks, projects, tools and passion of its creators. The document also notes that products can be easy to build but also easy to screw up, and that Orchestra aims to address enterprise needs while taking on incumbent providers.

1. @Orchestra_io
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2. CLOUD
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3. Get a drink.
NOW!
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4. CLOUD
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5. Why?
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6. The Cloud Alone
Kinda Sucks.
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7. Sexy Back
Our Manifesto.
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8. Language
Features
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9. Frameworks
Whatever you may think of them.
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10. Projects
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11. Tools
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12. Furthermore
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13. Everyone
is too busy
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14. But we all want
shiny things
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15. Orchestra
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16. More than
a product.
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17. Passion
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18. Involvement
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19. Lifestyle
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20. Experience
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21. Fuckups.
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22. But also...
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23. Enterprise
haz
Needs.
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24. SLA
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25. Support
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26. Incumbents
Meh.
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27. <EOSP>
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28. Products are
easy to build.
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29. And easy
to screw up
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30. Current Status
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31. “We are at war
with Metal”
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32. Scrap Traditional
Hosting.
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33. But don’t be
STOOPID
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34. Show off?
Let’s try it live...
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