The document is a humorous profile of "Bhau", chronicling various aspects of his life and personality over multiple sections. It references his age of 28, time spent in various cities and organizations, relationships with different women, tendencies to stray from dutiful behavior especially regarding smoking and drinking, and his self-proclaimed status as the "Grand Old Man of Dera". The profile utilizes an informal comedic tone through exaggerated claims and interactions between Bhau and others.

1. Oh cmon !!
I am just turning 28 !!
The clock will start
ticking post 30…
I am young.. Just like Presents
aaanything!
The Grand Old Man of Dera,
Bhupesh verma
a.k.a
The Bhau

2. Jinka Naam IIMB ka har kutta Janta
hai
Chalo kisi ne to
Bhau layak izzat
Bhau Bhau!! di!! Bhau Bhau!!
Bhau Bhau!!

3. Inka Janm…
Kab hua koi nahin janta… until last record ye Harappa ke excavation me
nikaale gaye the…
Kisi ne tang
hoke gaad diya
tha. Main fir aa
gaya bahar. He
he ha ha!!

4. Inka Bharat Darshan
∞ 1
KANPUR:
Delhi Abe hum batayein
Mera koi khaas.. sab Kanpur ke
Joh hai dil k paas.. launde aashiq hote
hain
3 IOCL – Gandhidham
4 saal sarkari naukri ki
hai.. Tabhi toh aisa ban
gaya hoon…
“Debo gussa toh
nahi ho? “
2 NIT Nagpur: 3 Kolkata - IOCL Training:
4 saal nikal gaye,
tabhi mech dept Bengaali - @#$%!@$%@#
mein koi ladki nahi
mili..
5 IIMB
More on this later…
… But one
person
Chennai -Summer
made the
6 Internship
survival
Tamil movies in PVR…
possible..
Aaaargh….!!

5. Bhupesh se Bhau tak
Main Bhope Bhau ki
tarah banna chahta
Bhak Burbhak!! Naak hoon, maine to apna
kata di meri naam bhi bhau rakh
liya hai
Bhupi Bhau, Bhupi Bhau

6. Inke Jeevan ka Dharm..
GHISNA
Mujhe ghisna hai!!
Nandi Trip: Yahan inhe kuch
ghisne ko nahin mila hai
Inke behalf pe bani muvi…
Kuch to ghisne ko do!!
Restaurant me menu
ghiste hue…

7. Side Dharam..
I shall beat the
market,
In this life or the next
( after playing and
loosing for 25 times)
Bhau, Ek
Bhau, I am with you. sutta do
I only need biscuits na
and pizzas

8. Lekin ye kabhi kabhi dharm se
bhatak jate hain..
Ooops…
Old Monk
Bhau, Ek sutta
do na

9. Lekin ye kabhi-2 dharm se bhatak
jate hain..
“Oh !! My God”
“ After seeing Debo on
Diwali “
“She is the only bengali I
like ”
(After seeing Debo every
time)
“ Thanks for the lovely
evening”
( After spending 2
minutes with her) Bhau, Ek sutta
do na

10. Lekin ye kabhi-3 dharm se bhatak
jate hain..
No Roti,
No Hindi,
Even PVR shows Tamil
Movies only. The only
solace is the only Tam
Girl I like
@Chennai- Bhau’s favorite city
Bhau, Ek sutta
do na

11. Lekin ye kabhi-4 dharm se bhatak
jate hain..
Ramya beti, sambhal ke. Bhau, sambhal ke,
Kal tak mere pe try maara Mujhe to keshwala and
hai isne ramya ke beech mein hi
kuch lagta hai
No Words can describe
this true love story
( Read: Author running out of creativity)

12. Kis-kiss se pyar karun?
Ramya bhi hai, tara bhi
hai, debo bhi hai,
keshwala bhi haiii…hai
…vaise Shiva bhi
hai??

13. “Quote ..
“I haven’t visited the IIMB library at all unlike NIT Nagpur. Wahan toh mech
dept mein bas 1-2 girls thi.. Standing outside the library was our only solace..
Those 15 mins were the best time of the day”
On being asked if he was linked with every other girl in IIMB –
“ Abhi toh 1.5 months baaki hai… Juniors kaafi baaki hain abhi “
“ Main ja raha hoon sab kuch chod kar Himalaya. Ye ladki ka chakkar bahut
kharab hai.”
..UnQuote”

14. Wishing you a very
Happy Birthday Bhau !! 
I will not get hooshed by
random junta at
A base.. !!
Hoosh karna hai toh
DERA aana hoga!

15. Abey, abhi Khatam nahi hua,
Chu*****

16. Presents
The MOTA Man of Dera,
Mausam Ghosh
a.k.a
MOtu

17. Abey Saalon, Mota Man
to main Hun !!
Sorry Paltu !!
( After a ferocious battle)