Squeeky is a greenfinch. His best friend is Goodasgold. He thinks this presentation is much better than any of mine and I think I agree with him. Watch and learn.

1. HOW TO MAKE A
MESS OF YOUR
FEATHERS.
By Squeeky

2. Hello everyone, my
name is Squeeky.
First you need to find a
LURPAK plastic butter
dish and check that it is
full to the brim with good
fresh water.

3. Next, test the quality
of the water by
flapping your wings
about.

4. When you feel confident
that the water is
acceptable you can
begin on some serious
dunking. (Note the way
the tail feathers are well
separated).

5. This is the point at which
you can go for it. It’s
important that the water
flies around so don’t stint
on the amount of energy
you put into both dunking
and fluttering.

6. As you can see this is a
very successful result.
All the feathers are now
well and truly messed
up. This is what you
need to aim for. It will
take a bit of practice.
But good luck.