Chicken Soup for the Nut-Less Soul

1. Chicken Soup For The Nut-less Soul The Story of The Credit Crisis

2. Once upon a time there lived some chickens in the chicken coup. Their one goal in life was to consume more than the chicken next to them. And so in a short time, they were consuming much, much more than they needed.

3. The wolves outside became hungry and sensed an opportunity. They started a rumour. “The sky is falling!” they cried. Investment bankers, analysts, & short-sellers

4. The chickens ran outside in a panic and were quickly eaten up by the wolves. However, the panic also spread to the wolves and there was a stampede. Some of the weaker wolves were also eaten up by other wolves.

5. Now the vultures are joining the party too! VC Firms and PE Firms Be realistic about your valuations. Give me one of your kidneys so I can give you our term sheet.

6. The End

7. Or is it??? In the meanwhile hold on to your nuts and enjoy the ride baby! The sky hasn't fallen! Things will get better faster than the experts say it will ...

8. That’s Right! Hold on to your nuts and enjoy the ride!!!