cool things!

1. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
10 ESSENTIAL RULES
THAT GUYS WISH
GIRLS KNEW.
GET TO KNOW THE COLD HARD FACTS!

2. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #1
CRYING
IS BLACKMAIL
YOU’RE A GIRL NOT A KID.

3. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #2
IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT
YOU PROBABLY ARE.
DON’T ASK. WE’RE NOT SUICIDAL

4. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #3
MEN SEE A LIMITED
AMOUNT OF COLOR, LIKE
WINDOWS DEFAULT
SETTINGS.
THEREFORE, PEACH IS A FRUIT NOT A COLOR.

5. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #4
MEN AREN’T PSYCHICS.
GET TO THE POINT.

6. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #5
LIFE IS NOT
A SOAP OPERA.
DON’T EXPECT US TO BE LIKE ONE, UNLESS YOU’RE A VICTORIA SECRET MODEL.

7. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #6
HELPLESS IS NOT CUTE
WE’RE MEN NOT GOD

8. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #7
SOMETIMES WE DON’T
THINK OF YOU
LIVE WITH IT.

9. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #8
TALK DURING
COMMERCIALS.
IF IT’S IN A MOVIE THEATRE, THEN SHUT UP!

10. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #9
PEE-ING STANDING UP
IS HARDER THAN DOING IT
AT POINT BLANK RANGE.
SO YEAH, WE’RE BOUND TO MISS SOMETIMES.

11. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
RULE #10
DON’T RUB THE LAMP
IF YOU DON’T WANT
THE GENIE TO COME OUT.
WHAT?

12. A RUTHLESS & BITTER PRESENTATION BY FOXSTEP
THANK YOU.
REMEMBER, SOMETIMES WE’RE JUST NOT INTO YOU