The program for the 2014 Untalent Show at First Christian Church.

1. untalent showPERFORMANCE
Before the show begins, experience the live artistic stylings of
Peggy Willis in the Ungallery.
Board Out of Our Minds The Church Board &
Cabinet Members
The Other Chicken Dance Mary Caldwell, Tina
Clark & Grace Watkins
Poetry Recitation, “Mia Carlotta” Joe Hiett
Oklahoma Emily Madigan & Tim Pollard
So You Think You Can Dance Sherry Stephenson
& Deta Martin
Joe the Magician Joe Hiett
Unliturgical Song and Dance The “It Finally Froze
Over” Dance Troupe
The Real Housewives of FCC Betsy Agnew, Jean
Kindred, Linda Curtner, Rosemary Straub, Mary Buskohl
Coulton, Sherry Stephenson, Nancy Wickless, Betty Jo
Mikesell, Melba Palmer, Kelley Justavino
Living on a Prayer Praise Band
Ventriloquist Standup Carolyn & Matthew Smith
Fashion Show Red Hat Warriors
Joke Joe Hiett
Tootie Tah Preschool Gangstas
Crowd at Church Camp Jeff Smith
Chancel Choir Unplugged Chancel Choir
Awards Voting
Magic or Miracle Sherry Stephenson
Presentation of Awards
UNGALLERY
Be sure to visit our Ungallery, located around the
fireplace, to experience the visual untalents of our
church family.
AWARDS
At the close of this evening’s show, you’ll have
an opportunity to vote for acts in the following
categories:
Most Untalented For the most wonderfully
uncoordinated, graceless, totally untalented act
Least Untalented For the act that made
everyone else look bad
Most Ridiculous Use of Props
Gaudiest Costumes
Best Eyesore For the most untalented Ungallery
submission
Jeanette Hogan Memorial Award For the act
most inappropriate for young eyes and ears
MENU
Entree Ham
Sides Baked Beans, Corn, Green Beans, Cole
Slaw
Dessert Cake
WELCOME
Welcome to our first ever Untalent Show.
This evening of fun and fellowship is our spring
fundraiser. We hope you enjoy your dinner,
because the show is bound to be mediocre.
Thanks for coming out anyway.
Emcee: Claude McWhirter