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Job interview
1. Job Interview:
Smart Guy (voice over) ........ sigh* im so glad here early, gives me a chance to prepare.... I NEED
THIS JOB!
*paces up and down
Showing different times
Enter chav sits down next to smart guy*
Smart guy: (voice over) i really hope he doesn’t get this job.....I really need this job!
*shows time close to interview*
*enter interviewer*
Interviewer: would Mr greenthumb like to join me in my office.........*shake hands*
Interviewer: so let’s get this interview started the first thing i would like to know is what can you tell
me about the philosophical teachings of Albert Einstein?
Smart guy: well sure. What most people believed to be Einstein’s philosophy..... was completely
different subject matter. So he had no philosophical teachings.
Interviewer: *looks shocked*
Interviewer: ok that was brilliant.. but what can you tell me about noetic science?
Smart guy: ha... well it was founded in 1973 and its one of sciences best kept secrets. What would
you like to know about..... the spontaneous remission or survival of consciousness after bodily
death?
Interviewer: *stands up* well Mr greenthumb, you have the job you start Monday. *shakes hands*
Exit smart guy
*pulls out his phone, dials a number*
Smart guy: Mum i have the pizza delivery job