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A Free Family Resource Courtesy Of Ron Westphal — Your Friend In The Car Business
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                      B     ecause I’m an automotive transportation and financ-
                            ing expert I can do things that most other car dealers
                    can’t. I’ve been helping individuals like you and families
                                                                                                                                         Ron Westphal - Automotive Transportation & Financing Experts| 1-630-898-9630 | http://www.WestphalChevy.com

                    like yours for years and you know I’ll do it for you.
                      So here’s my promise…If I can’t help you get the car of
                    your dreams, I will buy you a big fat steak dinner from
                    Blackstone Restaurant!
                                                                                                                                           This Month                                               Famous Mis-Quotations
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                           Get Expert Automotive Financing Answers &
                         Solutions For Free. Call Me Now At 630-898-9630                                                                   In History                          “Billions and billions.” Carl Sa-
                                                                                                                                                                               gan never said this, and he even
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       said this statement. One of his
                                                                                                                                                                                                                       many biographers, Parson
                                                                                                                                                                               explained that he never said it in      Weems, made up the quote in
                                                                                                                                         04 - 1957 - Smith-Corona
  INSIDE THIS ISSUE                                                                                                                      Manufacturing Inc., of New
                                                                                                                                                                               the first chapter of his book,          the 1800s.
                                                                                                                                                                               which, incidentally, was ti-
                                                                                                                                         York, began selling portable          tled Billions & Billions: "Oh, I said   "Pride comes before a fall.”
  •    Famous Mis-Quotes
                                                                                                                                         electric typewriters. The             there are maybe 100 billion gal-        Well, if you're quoting the
  •    B Batteries Disappear                                                                                                                                                   axies and 10 billion trillion stars.    Beatles, that's right. But if you're
                                                                                                                                         first machine weighed 19
  •    Getting to Know You                                                                                                               pounds.                               It's hard to talk about the Cosmos      quoting the Bible, the saying is,
  •    Interesting Facts                                                                                                                                                       without using big numbers...But I       "Pride goeth before destruction,
  •    Pizza Dip                                                                                                                         13 - 1542 -      Catherine            never said 'billions and billions.'     and an haughty spirit before a
                                                                                                                                                                               For one thing, it's too imprecise."     fall."
  •    Brain Teasers                                                                                                                     Howard was executed for
                                                                                                                                                                               The quote actually originated
                                                                                                                                         adultery. She was the fifth           from Johnny Carson's impression   Harry Truman may have popular-
                                                                                                                                         wife of England's King                of Sagan.                         ized the saying "The Buck Stops
                                                                                                                                         Henry VIII.                                                             Here," but he definitely didn't in-
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                                                                         BRAIN TEASERS!                                                  18 - 1930 - Elm Farm Ollie
                                                                                                                                                                               "The British are coming!" was vent it. The sign that so famously
                                                                                                                                                                               very likely never shouted by Paul resided on Truman's desk was
                                                                                                                                         became the first cow to fly           Revere. It was in the poem about actually a gift from Fred Canfil, a
 W       hy am I giving away a $100
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one likes to win stuff. And I also want
                                                         1) KNOCK, KNOCK. WHO’S THERE? ORANGE. OR APPLE?

                                                         You have three boxes of fruit. One contains just apples, one contains
                                                                                                                                         in an airplane.                       his journey (Paul Revere's Ride), friend who saw the sign on the
                                                                                                                                                                               though.                           desk of a prison warden in Okla-
                                                                                                                                         23 - 1905 - The Rotary Club                                             homa.
you to read it. Ahhh...now you’ll see my                 just oranges, and one contains a mixture of both. Each box is labeled                                                 "Houston, we have a prob-
selfish motivation.                                                                                                                      was founded in Chicago, IL,
                                                         -- one says "apples," one says "oranges," and one says "apples and                                                    lem." Not quite, not quite. When "Play it again, Sam" is probably
                                                         oranges." However, it is known that none of the boxes are labeled               by Attorney Paul Harris
 In order to win the $100 Visa Gift                                                                                                                                            things went awry on Apollo 13,    the best known quote from the
Card, you have to answer the question                    correctly. How can you label the boxes correctly if you are only                and three others.                     Fred Haise started with, "OK,     film Casablanca (1942) starring
below. I’ve hidden the answer some-                      allowed to take and look at just one piece of fruit from just one of the                                              Houston," and was then inter-     Humphrey Bogart. The problem
                                                         boxes?                                                                          27 - 1997 - In Ireland,
where in the contents of these four                                                                                                                                            rupted by Jim Lovell with, "I be- is that it's a misquote. The actual
pages.                                                                                                                                   divorce became legal.                 lieve we've had a problem         line is: "Play it once, Sam, for old
                                                         2) BOTTLED UP                                                                                                         here," followed by "Houston,      times' sake," delivered by Ingrid
  Then when you are looking to buy a                                                                                                     28 - 1979 - Mr. Ed, the
vehicle or know someone who is, you’ll                                                                                                                                         we've had a problem. We've had Bergman.
                                                         If you put a coin in an empty bottle and insert a cork into the neck of         talking  horse                        a main B bus undervolt."
remember this newsletter and hopefully
you’ll give me the chance to earn their                  the bottle, how could you remove the coin without taking the cork out           from the TV
business. (1 entry per person monthly)                   or breaking the bottle?                                                         show "Mr. Ed",                        "I cannot tell a lie. It was I who
         Here’s The Question:                                                                                                            died :(                               chopped down the cherry
 The Westphal Advantage requires how                                                                                                                                           tree." George Washington may
        much down payment?                               3) BAAAAAH                                                                                                            have been honest, but he never
      Submit Your Answer And Win
                                                         A farmer had nine sheep, and all but seven died. How many did he
 www.westphalchevy.com/prizequestion                     have left?                                                                       “I Specialize In Helping Individuals & Families Find, Qualify For And Own The Vehicle Of Their
      CONTEST CODE : WESTPHAL                                                                                                                      Dreams With Little Or No Money Down Even With Less Than Perfect Credit.”
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      Submit Your Answer By: Feb 28th
Riddle Answers                  Interesting Facts                        IF YOU READ NOTHING                                                GETTING TO KNOW RON WESTPHAL
   WHY AREN’T THERE
                                                                                                                             ELSE … READ THIS!
   ANY ‘B’ BATTERIES?                    1) Take a piece of fruit from the         You Never Knew                                                                               Established in 1977                   moted to General Manager about
                                         box marked "apples and oranges."                                                    Do you know of someone who is looking for a        Ron Westphal started in the car       12 years ago, Ron Westphal is
Around the time of World War I,                                                                                           quality pre-owned vehicle or wants to upgrade         business as a mechanic at a local     still very much involved in our
                                         Suppose the fruit you take is an                                                 their current vehicle?
American battery manufacturers,          apple. Then that box must be the                                                                                                       Oldsmobile dealership, then           daily operations. Dan's business
the War Industries Board, and a                                                                                              Even if they have little money to put down or      transferred to sales and became       philosophy coincides with the
                                         box containing just apples. There-                                               they’ve had trouble qualifying in the past… I can
few government agencies got to-                                                                                                                                                 successful enough to purchase         owner, Ron Westphal. They both
                                         fore, the box marked "oranges"                                                   help them! Send them my way. They’ll be glad
gether to develop some nationally                                                                                         you did and so will you! Here’s why…                  and operate his own Suburu            believe that providing exceptional
                                         can't be the box containing just ap-
uniform specifications for the size                                                                                           If you refer someone to me this month, when
                                                                                                                                                                                dealership. In 1977 he opened a       customer service is the key to
                                         ples, and it can't be the box contain-
of battery cells.                                                                                                         we close the deal, I will give them a $50 gift cer-   small, one-car showroom Chev-         growing a successful busi-
                                         ing just oranges either -- so it must
They decided to base it around the                                                                                        tificate for dinner at Blackstone Restaurant and      rolet dealership in Yorkville,        ness. Ron Westphal's strong be-
                                         be the box containing apples and         Did you know…Marie Curie’s note-                                                              IL. By 1985 Ron Westphal Chev-        lief in exceptional customer ser-
alphabet, dubbing the smallest cells                                                                                      give you one too!
and single-cell batteries “A” and        oranges. The remaining box is            books are still radioactiv e?                                                                 rolet had outgrown its Yorkville      vice has helped us succeed and
went from there to B, C and D.           therefore the box containing just                                                                     Ron Westphal is a                building and re-located to our cur-   grow throughout the years.
                                         oranges.                                 Did you know...Before Google                                 consumer advocate.               rent location. In 2012 Ron West-
There was also a "No. 6" battery
                                                                                  launched Gmail, “G-Mail” was the
that was larger than the others and                                                                                                            He has spent his life            phal Chevy completely renovated
                                         2) Push the cork into the bottle and     name of a free email service offered                         fighting the negative
pretty commonly used, so it was                                                                                                                                                 its entire dealership and invites
                                         shake the coin out.                      by Garfield the cat’s website ?                              stigma that plagues
grandfathered in without a name                                                                                                                                                 you to visit their new, modern fa-
                                                                                                                                               car dealers around
change.                                  3) Seven. Groan...hope you got it.       Did you know...In colonial America,                                                           cility. Although long-time em-
                                                                                                                          the world. He does this by fighting for
As battery technology changed and                                                 lobster wasn't exactly a delicacy. It   the consumer as a car dealer that advises             ployee Dan Schwebke was pro-
improved and new sizes of batteries              What is the                      was so cheap and plentiful it was       people and helps them get the quality
were made, they were added to the                                                 often served to prisoners?              vehicle they want and deserve in a posi-
                                             Westphal Advantage?                                                                                                                                            PIZZA DIP
naming system. When smaller bat-                                                                                          tive and safe environment.
                                                                                  Did you know...Crayola means oily                                                                                    http://allrecipes.com
teries came along, they were desig-      The Westphal Advantage is                                                        Ron Westphal Chevrolet
                                                                                  chalk?                                                                                        Ingredients—makes 8 servings
nated AA and AAA. These newer            our new zero money down                                                          Auto Transportation & Financing
batteries were the right size for the    lease program. Most other                                                        Experts                                               10 Minutes prep, cook, 25 minutes, ready in 35 minutes
growing consumer electronics in-         dealerships advertise lease                                                      1425 W. Ogden Ave.
dustry, so they caught on. C and D       payments that include thou-                                                      Aurora, IL 60503                                      • 1-8 oz. pkgs. cream cheese, softened
batteries also found a niche in me-      sands of dollars in cash as                                                      630.898.9630
                                                                                      FAMOUS WORDS                        sales@westphalchevy.com
                                                                                                                                                                                • 1-14 oz can pizza sauce
dium- and high-drain applications.       down payment. In these diffi-
                                         cult economical times, many
                                                                                                                          www.WestphalChevy.com                                 • 1/4 lb pepperoni sausage, diced
The mid-size A and B batteries
                                         of our clients don’t want to                There is so much comedy on                                                                 • 1 onion, chopped
simply didn’t have a market and
more or less disappeared in the          invest their hard earned                     television. Does that cause             PRIZE WINNER                                      • 1-6 oz can black olives, chopped
                                         money toward a new vehicle.                     comedy in the streets?
U.S..
While you typically won’t see ei-        The Westphal Advantage is                                                        Search This Newsletter For The                        • 2 cups shredded mozzarella
                                         designed to allow people to                         —Dick Cavett                 Answer To Win A $100 Visa Gift                        cheese
ther A or B batteries on American
store shelves, they’re still out there   get the new vehicle they                                                          Card And Then Submit Your
in the wild. A batteries were used       want, in the budget they want                                                            Answer Online                                 Directions:
in early-model laptop battery packs      with zero out of pocket. Next                                                        View Past Winners At
and some hobby battery packs. B          time you visit us, stop by our                 Thanks for the                           Facebook.com/
                                         showroom and ask about the                       Reviews!                               WestphalChevy                                  1) Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Spray a 9-inch pie
batteries are still sometimes used in                                                                                                                                           pan with non-stick cooking spray.
                                         Westphal Advantage.
Europe for lanterns and bicycle
                    lamps. But, their                                             We have recently partnered                                                                    2) Spread cream cheese on the bottom of the pie pan. Pour pizza sauce
                    popularity is
                                                 Congratulations to:
                                                                                  with DealerRater.com as a                         Thank You!                                  over the cream cheese, and spread it so that there is an even layer of
                                                                                                                                                                                sauce. Sprinkle with pepperoni, onion, and olives. Top with mozzarella
                    dwindling and                                                 way for our clients to review
                                                     Krystal F.                                                                                                                 cheese.
                    they may be dis-
                    continued in the
                                                 Last Month’s Prize               us and read about other peo-            Excellent experience.
                                                    Winner of a                   ple’s experiences with Ron                                                                    3) Bake at 400 degrees F (200 degrees C) for 20 to 25 minutes.
                    future. Bye, bye            $100 Visa Gift Card!              Westphal Chevrolet.                     Excellent salesperson.
                    B battery :(                                                                                                                                                The perfect Super Bowl dip!
                                                                                                                            Will come back.

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