1. Entrepreneurs, are you ready? Quit your day job today…

2. Tissue = Money Yes, it is true….

3. Ask yourself these questions: If you say NO, go watch Sesame Street

4. Questions you should say YES to: Do I wipe my ass with tissue? Does my friend wipe with tissue? Does my family wipe with tissue? Is there a roll of tissue in my bathroom? Is there a roll of tissue in public bathrooms? Am I ready to find out about tissue?

5. Ok….so you said YES!! Tissue industry is a $600 Billion Industry There is no affiliate program currently out Tissue is a gold mine Consumable resource Always in demand People buy tissue even in a recession!

6. I repeat, ARE YOU READY!? Call your boss and quit!! …after you sold to him (lol)

7. Welcome to the best:DONEBY’S Affiliate Program

8. Yep and the best part is : If you don’t sell it, you can always and will always use it!!

9. This slide is cheesy And you will be rolling in cheese!!

10. Fast Track Affiliates Earn $25 after your first 5 sales Earn $150 after you get 20 more sales Keep those bonuses + commissions Commissions = 50%!!! More perks to be added! We are a GREEN company | 100% Recycled!

11. Why join today? 50% Commissions Lots of Perks Bonuses up the ass + some tissue! This isnt AVON you can use our product Save a trip to the market Save gas Save a tree…..

12. HTTP://WWW.DONEBY.US …soon you’ll be wiping your ass with MONEY MONEYMONEY ...lots of it but don’t be greedy!