how to identify cities in India...

1. Identifying Cities in India

2. Two guys are fighting and a third guy
comes along, then a fourth and They
start arguing about who's right.
You are in Kolkata

3. Two guys are fighting and a third
guy comes along, sees them and
walks on.
That's Mumbai

4. Two guys are fighting and a third guy
comes along & tries to make peace. The
first two get together & beat him up.
That's Delhi

5. Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers
to watch. A guy comes along And quietly
opens a chai-stall
That's Ahmedabad.

6. Two guys are fighting and a third guy
comes he writes a software Program to
stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop
b'cos of a bug in the program.
That's Bangalore

7. Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers
to watch. A guy comes along And quietly
says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this
nonsense. Peace comes in.
That's Chennai.

8. Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes
along with a carton of beer. All sit
together drinking beer and abusing each
other and all go home being friends.
You are in Goa

9. Two guys are fighting. Both of them take
time out and call their Friends on mobile.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are in Punjab