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Humor Alentejo Mesom
1.
FINO HUMOR ALENTEJANO
2.
Estava o engenheiro
Sócrates em campanha pelo Alentejo, quando se depara com um alentejano a descansar...
3.
Decide então impingir-lhe
a lenga-lenga do seu discurso de campanha.
4.
Os dois ficam
ali a trocar palavras, até que Sócrates lhe pergunta:
5.
- Se tivesse
que trabalhar para o PCP, quantas horas por dia faria? *- Para o PCP ? Nem uma. *
6.
O engenheiro todo
contente - este ao menos não é comuna - pensava para si.
7.
- E para
o CDS-PP, quantas horas faria ? *- Bom, para esses talvez umas 3, 4 horas diárias.*
8.
- E para
o PSD ?
9.
*- Ah, para
esses já trabalhava umas 8, vá lá, 10 horas.*
10.
- E aqui
para o meu PS ?
11.
*- Oh engenheiro,
trabalharia as horas que fossem necessárias, 24 sem parar.*
12.
Sócrates ficou impressionado
pela dedicação que o homem mostrava.
13.
- Assim é
que é, compadre. Esforço e empenho é do que precisamos. Diga-me já agora, qual é mesmo a sua profissão?
14.
*- Sou coveiro.*
15.
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Lg Música: Grândola Vila Morena, Amália Rodrigues Formatação de CCS – 04Abr08
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