The document provides advice for creating an engaging story by having characters slay monsters, take their possessions, and share the tale of their adventure. It also includes examples of characters discussing defeating a dragon to claim treasure, displaying loot from defeating enemies, and recounting heroic exploits like defeating foes with only a spoon. The overall message is that stories should involve overcoming challenges, acquiring rewards, and retelling deeds for entertainment.

2. Slay the monstersTake their stuffTell the tale @portentint

9. Good heavens, what is that thing? It’s a level 32 nerd, sir. The worst.

11. Slay the monstersTake their stuffTell the tale

13. Slay the dragon and the treasure is ours! Says the guy standing behind me…

19. Give your audience a monster to slay.

22. Look. At. All of that stuff.

23. Wait ‘til I park this at the office…

25. Make sure they can take the monster’s stuff.

27. Then, I posed thusly, & was heroic… And I defeated them with nothing but a spoon! Ach, then I looked ‘im straight in the eye…

30. Give them a tale to tell.(and put them in it)

32. Slay the monstersTake their stuffTell the tale @portentint