1. Created, Edited, and Mass Produced by:
Morgan Peine
Joseph O’Connor

2. Howdy yawl,
I am a cow!
Mooooooooo
ooooooooo!
Hi, I’m a pig.
Oink.
I am a Duck.
Quaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaack!

3. My name is
Paul Proton!
Mooooooooo
ooooooooo!
My name is
Nathan
Neutron.
Oink.
My name is
Emily Electron.
Quaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaack!

4. We are all
part of The
Atom Barn.

5. I am happy
because I’m a
proton so I
am positive.
I am boring
because I’m a
neutron so I
have no charge.
I am mean
because I’m an
electron so I have
a negative charge.

6. We are both made up
of quarks. Quarks are
small particles that
make up protons and
neutrons.

7. We are quarks. Us red
quarks are positive
and the other is
negative. Us two
positive quarks and
the one negative quark
make a proton.

8. We are quarks. Us
blue quarks are
negative and the other
is positive. Us two
negative quarks and
the one positive quark
make a neutron.

9. Depending
on many of
us cows there
are, that
determines
the atomic
number.
Because there are
two of us cows,
the atomic
number is two.

10. Depending
on many of
us cows and
pigs there
are, that
determines
the mass
number.
Because there are
two of us cows
and two pigs, the
mass number is
four.

11. Depending
on many of
us cows there
are and the
atomic
number, that
determines
the element
we are.
Because there are
two of us cows,
we are a Helium
Atom making us
the element
Helium.

12. Bye yawl,
thanks for
visiting our
farm!
Mooooooooo
ooooooooo!
We had a lot
of fun didn’t
we.
Oink.
I am still
mean.
Quaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaack!

13. Thanks for learning about the fun,
exciting, amazing, wonderful, glorious,
monumental things called atoms.