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March 5–13, 2015 — Volume 32, Issue 19www.umasstorch.comServing the University of Massachusetts Dartmouth
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UMass Dartmouth will soon
have a smoothie bar at the gym
run completely by students.
The Student-Run Business As-
sociation (SRBA) on campus is
working to get the operation
up and running.
The mission of the SRBA, ac-
cording to their website, is “to
provide comprehensive guid-
ance to students with unique
and innovative business ideas
through the startup phase, and
assist them on an as needed
basis from there on out. We
will support businesses that
add value to the campus, are
sound financially, and create a
positive impact on the campus
community.”
A couple of months back,
an article was printed in The
Torch introducing the orig-
inal proposal that the SRBA
was looking to tackle, which
was getting the smoothie bar
eventually run by UMass
Dartmouth students. Now, the
association is taking initiative
to make this happen by getting
students to apply for the job in
a professional manner.
Last Tuesday, the SRBA put
together a workshop for stu-
dents, which presented them
with the plan. At the work-
shop, all future entrepreneurs
that came were told they would
need a business partner and a
business plan by March 11th.
The SRBA has since as-
sisted all interested students
with a business plan layout to
get them started in order to
help those who are new to the
process of creating a business
plan.
This first hand experience
that the SRBA is bringing stu-
dents on campus the opportu-
nity to learn beyond the walls
of a classroom.
UMass Amherst, like UMa-
ss Dartmouth, has a sizable
business program. The Stu-
dent Run Business Program
at UMass Amherst started
in the late seventies and has
since started seven business-
es on campus run completely
by students. These businesses
include: Bicycle Co-op, Earth-
foods, Greeno Sub Shop, Peo-
ple’s Market, and more.
Programs like these are in-
tended to accustom students
to working in their career. It is
essential experience that many
students elsewhere are unable
to gain until they are shipped
out into the work world with
a degree and very little first
hand experience.
Another benefit that the
student-run businesses will
provide is the opportunity for
students to gain a sense of bal-
ancing their work, education,
and social life. With jobs like
running the smoothie bar, the
students must be able to work
up to twenty hours per week.
The SRBA encourages stu-
dents to contribute their best
to the community with this
association with their motto,
“doing well by doing good.”
The SRBA displays their
long-term goals as working
to build their portfolio and
account so that excess funds
can be put towards charitable
causes such as funding tuitions
and other purposes as they see
necessary.
This association has high
hopes for the future and it is
all beginning with the smooth-
ie bar candidates. The candi-
dates are competing for the job
of running this business, just
as they would have to do in the
business world.
The opportunities that this
association is presenting the
UMass Dartmouth community
with are of great value. If stu-
dents are interested in learning
more about the SRBA, they can
visit sbra.webs.com for further
information.
As the March 15 deadline for
study abroad applications ap-
proaches, several UMass Dart-
mouth professors are busy
finalizing their faculty-lead
study abroad programs.
Unlike more traditional for-
eign exchange or outside pro-
vider study abroad programs,
faculty-lead programs are or-
ganized by university profes-
sors directly and usually count
for credit for specific UMass
Dartmouth courses.
“What’s so special about
[faculty-lead programs] is it
puts students and faculty to-
gether for a short time,” said
Kristen Kalbrener, Director
of International Programs for
UMass Dartmouth.
She noted that very few op-
portunities allow for the level
of faculty-student engagement
that faculty-lead study abroad
programs offer.
Eric Larson, a crime and
justice studies professor, will
run a month-long study abroad
program in Oaxaca, Mexico,
from June 1 to June 30. Students
will explore issues in crime
and justice on a local and na-
tional level in Mexico, such
as the war on drugs, and then
learn about how those issues
are connected with the United
States and the world.
“Lots of people think Mexi-
co is a distant land, but the fact
is many of the criminal justice
issues of the day are connected
to Mexico,” said Larson.
The study abroad program
integrates a 200-level Crime
and Justice Studies class, Foun-
dations in Justice Studies, that
students will receive credit for
while in Mexico. The class will
look at the diverse political cli-
mate of Latin America, specifi-
cally in Mexico.
Instead of just learning in
the classroom, Larson’s pro-
gram will put students right in
the middle of some of the most
important modern day crime
and justice issues.
Larson has planned a num-
ber of excursions that will
allow students to take in the
sights and culture of Mexico
while also learning about the
country’s diverse political cli-
mate.
In addition to visits to muse-
ums and other cultural land-
marks, he will lead students
to an indigenous area to learn
about how the local indigenous
population’s political and jus-
tice systems work.
“The state we go to is one of
the most diverse of all Mexican
states,” said Larson. “There are
lots of different legal systems
operating in that one state.”
Dr. Lisa Maya Knauer, a so-
ciology and anthropology pro-
fessor, will run a three-week
study abroad program in Gua-
temala during Maymester. The
program will center on the
study of the Maya people and
their past and present strug-
gles, and provides credit for
SOC/ANT 384.
The first week of the pro-
gram will be spent on campus
and in New Bedford learning
about the Maya people and
their history of migration to
the region.
Students will meet with
Mayan immigrants in the com-
munity and learn about their
culture and what prompted
their migration to the United
States.
After that, students will
spend eight days in Guatema-
la. Students will be able to see
first-hand how the issues they
learned about in the classroom
affects the citizens of Guate-
mala. They will visit the home-
towns of several migrants they
learned about before leaving.
Students will also participate
in community projects lead
by Boston College’s Human
Rights and Migration Proj-
ect in Zacualpa. The program
offers assistance to the local
population in issues relating to
migration.
Dr. Knauer has planned a
number of trips she and her
students will take while stay-
ing in Guatemala to experience
the country’s cultural history.
She is especially excited about
a trip to Q’umarkaj, which was
at one point the capital of the
ancient K’iche’ kingdom prior
to the arrival of the Spanish.
“It’s so beautiful and we will
have an opportunity to visit
with someone who is a priest
who will do a small ceremony,”
said Dr. Knauer.
Both Larson’s and Dr. Knau-
er’s programs do not require
any foreign language experi-
ence to participate in.
Students interested in study
abroad opportunities can turn
to the International Programs
Office for assistance in plan-
ning and applying for pro-
grams.
Detailed information about
application procedures and
current study abroad programs
can be found on their website
at www.umassd.edu/ipo/.
The deadline to apply for
summer and fall study abroad
programs is March 15.
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UMass Dartmouth professors extend their classes
with study abroad programs
PHOTO COURTESY // JAMES CARPENTER—PHOTOGRAHICSStudents have multiple oppurtunities to work closely with UMass Dartmouth faculty abroad.
By MACKENZIE BENJAMIN
MBENJAMIN1@UMASSD.EDU
Staff Writer
Update on Student-Run Business Association
By DOUGLAS McCULLOCH
DMCCULLOCH@UMASSD.EDU
Staff Writer
2. Writers and poets of UMass Dart-
mouth should prepare for the
latest edition of Temper, UMass
Dartmouth’s student literary re-
view.
Google dictionary defines “tem-
per” as a person’s emotional state,
or the elasticity of a metal. In the
case of UMass Dartmouth, Tem-
per refers to the “temper of the
times,” or zeitgeist.
In 1971, when the university was
still referred to as Massachusetts
Technical Institute, Professor
Alan Rosen stated, “A college lit-
erary journal is always regarded
as the place where student writ-
ers’ juvenilia would be found.”
It was then that Temper would
make its debut as a home for stu-
dent writers to showcase their
written work, regardless of their
major.
This literary review accepts
anything from poetry, to fiction
pieces, to nonfiction creative
pieces.
This year Professors Jerry
Blitefield, Lucas Mann, and Cait-
lin O’Neil will be advising the
2015 issue along with this year’s
Head Editor, Jill Shastany.
When asking Shastany what
they will be looking for when re-
viewing submissions she stated, “I
always like to keep an open mind;
really anything that has some
amount of literary merit.”
“When reviewing submissions I
keep an eye out for works that will
evoke an emotion for readers,” she
added. “As the title of the review
is Temper I look for pieces that re-
flect the current day and age.”
From year to year the most pop-
ular submissions are most usually
poetry pieces; however it is en-
couraged by Temper that students
submit short stories, plays or cre-
ative nonfiction pieces as those
are equally interesting to the ed-
itors.
English major Kelsey Cestodio
is eager to submit works of her
own as well as looking into partic-
ipating in the editing process, as
this is also an option for students
to get involved behind the scenes.
of the magazine.
Cestodio mentioned, “This will
be a great opportunity for me as
I’m looking forward to going to
grad school for publishing.”
Those interested in editing may
email temper@umassd.edu to ex-
press your interest.
This year’s edition of Tem-
per will be published online. They
are looking forward to making a
strong presence in the university.
Both Blitefield and Shasta-
ny emphasize that this year’s edi-
tion is going to be a special one,
renewing its energy by setting it-
self apart from past issues.
They also hope to extend the
journal by hosting a reading in
April. Details are still forthcom-
ing and will be shared by email
and posted around campus. You
can also follow Temper on Twitter
(@UMassTemper) to stay updated
on events.
Their tweet from February 26th
encouraged students to share
their works with the journal: “You
may be riddled with self-doubt,
but so is every other great writ-
er! http://tinyurl.com/nap7qed
#submitanyway #writethroughit.”
The deadline for submissions
is March 9th. Students’ creative
works can be sent to temper@
umassd.edu to be considered for
this year’s edition.
This is open for students of all
backgrounds and majors with a
voice and a passion for writing!
EDITOR: MATT LITCHFIELD
MLITCHFIELD1@UMASSD.EDU
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V. 32, ISSUE 19NEWS
Every year, the student fee funds
The Torch, Student Government
Association, SAIL, Graduate Stu-
dent Senate, The Center for Wom-
en, Gender, and Sexuality, the
Star Center Art Gallery, the Peer
Health Educators, and the Spring
Concert Planning Committee.
Student leaders from across
campus, including members of
Student Government and class
presidents, serve as the Student
Fee Allocation Committee and
meet each semester to decide how
the funds are divided.
Depending on the enrollment
size, the student fee brings in
about $1 million each year. Typi-
cally, funding requests exceed $2
million. Last spring, the SFAC had
to make some really tough cuts.
We chose not to fund a spring con-
cert, and to cut SAIL’s budget by
about $80,000. Every department
that requested funding faced sig-
nificant cuts.
Three years ago, Student Gov-
ernment and the student body ap-
proved a $50 student fee increase.
However, the university denied
the increase due to the size of the
increase already imposed on the
students due to other pressing
needs.
If this fee increase was enacted,
it would add about $341,000 into
the student fee allocation com-
mittee. This fee increase could
result in more programs by SAIL,
more funding for student clubs
and organizations, more funding
for informative women, gender,
and sexuality programming, and
hopefully even a spring concert
every year. It is also most likely
that if students don’t support a $50
increase in the student fee that the
increase will be applied to anoth-
er fee. As an SGA, we believe it is
in the best interest of students and
their satisfaction for the increase
to be applied to the student fee.
Personally, I believe that the
student fee increase is a necessity.
As SGA Treasurer, I oversee fund-
ing for student clubs and organi-
zations. We cut student organi-
zation requests by over $150,000.
Pretty much every club suffered
cuts, preventing them from put-
ting on great events or going to
conferences that might lead to
employment. I think that a $50 in-
crease would be worth it to every
student on campus.
It would serve as jolt to cam-
pus life and make it more fun to
be part of the UMass Dartmouth
community.
By CONNOR JOYCE
CJOYCE1@UMASSD.EDU
Contributing Writer
SGA Update:
Student Fees Proposal
PHOTO COURTESY // STEPHANIE RUIZTemper is returning this year in a new digital format.
Michelle Carter, 18, a high school
student at King Philip Regional
High School from Plainville, MA
is being charged with involuntary
manslaughter.
The victim, Conrad Roy III, 18,
died last July while idling his car
in a Kmart parking lot in Fairhav-
en. The death was an apparent
suicide.
Details have emerged that Car-
ter, a good friend of Roy’s, aided
in convincing Roy to end his own
life.
In a police report shared by The
Sun Chronicle, Detective Scott
Gordon of the Fairhaven Police
Department said, “…she contin-
ued to encourage him to take his
own life… instead of telling him to
stay out of the truck… Carter told
him to ‘get back in.’”
The district attorney’s office
says, “Instead of attempting to
assist him or notify his family or
school officials, Ms. Carter is al-
leged to have strongly influence
his decision to take his own life,
encouraged him to commit sui-
cide and guided him in his en-
gagement of activities which led
to his death,” as reported by CBS
Boston.
Examiner.com mentions that
Roy got out of his car, fearing his
fate, but in his attempt to reach
out for mental stability, Carter re-
sponded, “Get back in.”
CBS News reports that Carter
and Roy, both of Plainville, MA,
met in Florida, while both of their
families were visiting the state.
Roy’s grandmother Janice Roy
spoke with CBS Boston about the
alleged murder.
“He was having problems with
depression for a few years… But
we were hoping, he seemed to be
pulling out of it,” she said to CBS
Boston.
She continues, “He was in a
fragile state. But I think he could
have been manipulated not to.”
When she learned about the
texts, she says to CBS Boston, “I
felt like the blood drained out of
me. I don’t believe this, it’s too
horrific.”
Carter’s attorney, Joseph P.
Cataldo, told the New Bedford
Standard-Times that Carter is in-
nocent. In an interview with the
Standard-Times, he says, “This
is terrible tragedy – a young man
taking his own life.”
He believes the District Attor-
ney, “is trying to pin the blame on
someone. I can’t understand why
they brought the charge.”
He continues, “They’re trying
to claim there is manslaughter
when they freely admit the boy
took his own life. You can’t have
it both ways.
After Roy’s suicide in July of
last year, Carter began rallying
support for her deceased friend.
Carter organized a softball tour-
nament to raise money for mental
health awareness in September of
last year.
The event, “Homers for Con-
rad,” raised a reported $2,300 stat-
ed on Carter’s Twitter page.
The Sun Chronicle reports that
Carter posted often about suicide
prevention following her friend’s
death.
They report that on September
10, she tweeted, “National Suicide
Awareness day, I wish more peo-
ple understood. I love and miss
you everyday Conrad. Help others
#WeCanEndSuicide.”
On September 21, she also
retweeted a link for the suicide
prevention hotline.
The Sun Chronicle said that
Janice Roy mentioned that “Con-
rad was a good kid who had
earned his boat captain’s license
in only three weeks he went to
work for the family’s marine sal-
vage business.”
Roy’s mother said to CBS News
that she was living a “nightmare.”
CBS Boston reports that Carter
will appear in New Bedford Juve-
nile Court for a pretrial hearing
on April 17.
By BRETT McCLEOD
BMCCLEOD@UMASSD.EDU
Assistant A&E Editor
Prepare for Temper
By STEPHANIE RUIZ
SRUIZ@UMASSD.EDU
Contributing Writer
PHOTO COURTESY // ELIZABETH FRIAR—PHOTOGRAPHICS
Plainville girl charged for murder
This year at UMass Dartmouth,
like other years that have passed,
faculty, staff, and students have
dedicated the month of February
to celebrate Black History Month.
According to an article from the
University of the Pacific, black
history month “allows each and
every American to celebrate the
rich traditions of African Ameri-
cans while at the same time cele-
brating those aspects of their own
culture around their own positive
contributions to society.”
In this article, Cris T. Clay ar-
gues that black history month is
a time for younger generations
to learn about portions of history
that he believes are censored from
traditional history classes.
The month of February was
filled with events such as the
Black Lives Matter Forum that
took place on Wednesday, Febru-
ary 18.
In attendance was Glen Ford,
journalist and Executive Editor of
the Black Agenda Report, whose
main goal was to lead the Com-
munity of UMass Dartmouth in
an in-depth look at new and his-
torical social movements that are
taking place.
On February 25, there was the
“(1)ne Drop: Shifting the Lens on
Race” presentation that was held
in the Library Grand Reading
Room.
This event posed and answered
questions such as what exactly is
blackness and what does it mean
to be black? Is blackness a matter
of biology or consciousness? Who
determines who is black and who
is not?
This particular presentation
highlighted the lived experiences
of individuals for who the one-
drop rule exacts its influence
most. In the United States, the one
drop rule defines a black person
as any person with any known
black-African ancestry.
Other events, such as the show-
ing of documentary films and
Oprah Winfrey’s Selma were all
part of Black History Month.
The Black History Month Stu-
dent Talent Show wrapped up the
celebration of this month. Accord-
ing to Charlens Beneche, Vice
President of Sigma Phi Rho Fra-
ternity Incorporated, this was the
3rd annual Black History Month
Show.
The show was started two years
by former President and Treasur-
er of the Sigma Phi Rho Fraterni-
ty, Hubert Thevenin Jr. and the
former president of the Black Stu-
dent Union, Olivia Uzodima Ekeh.
“They both wanted to raise
awareness for black cultures and
give back to their community,”
said Beneche. This year at the
show they gave out free T-shirts
to the first 200 people who came
to the show to promote a sense of
community on campus. The prof-
its that they made will be going to
a charity that has yet to be iden-
tified.
The entire celebration that took
place during February would not
have been possible without the
cooperation and efforts between
students, faculty, guest speakers
and staff from the Frederick Dou-
glass Unity House, Black Student
Union (BSU), Haitian-American
Student Association (HASA), Af-
rican Student Union (ASA), and
the Sigma Phi Rho Fraternity.
Black History Month was
co-sponsored by the Office of Di-
versity, Equity and Inclusion Di-
versity Council; the Black Studies
Program; the Center for Women,
Gender and Sexuality; Computing
and Information Technology Ser-
vices; the Arnold M. Dubin Labor
Education Center and the Office
of the Provost for Student Success.
By DANAILE BENNETT
DBENNETT2@UMASSD.EDU
Staff Writer
Celebrating Black History Month
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V. 32, ISSUE 19OPINIONS & EDITORIALS
I slowly bring myself up to a
seated position in the dimly
light room with a soothing,
oriental music track playing in
the background.
Everyone in the class gently
presses their palms together
and bows their head at the end
of our yoga practice. Kari, our
yoga teacher smiles broadly
and says, “As always the light
within me bows to the light
within you. Namaste.”
Several yoga poses, awkward
balancing efforts, and breathing
exercises later, this is how all
that energy is dissipated: with
a message to honor the divine
light within ourselves and
others.
In mainstream use, Namaste,
which is an ancient Sanskrit
greeting, is used as an everyday
greeting such as ‘hello’ or ‘hi’,
especially in India. However,
the real beauty of the phrase
blossoms from its translation
which roughly means, "I bow
to the God within you", or "The
Spirit within me salutes the
Spirit in you."
This translation
automatically elevates the
level of the person in front of
you from just a friend, just a
relative or just an acquaintance
to a human being who has been
created from the same divine
source and therefore deserves
the same consideration and
same respect as any other
individual.
The pressing of hands close
to the heart entails a deeper
meaning of respect for the
other person while the bowing
of the head is a gesture of
surrendering our egos to
allow for the wisdom of fellow
human beings. This simple
greeting is a strong statement
which echoes humility once
the impact of its meaning is
truly reflected upon.
Many of you graduating
seniors must have read this
statement several times on job
postings: “We provide equal
employment opportunity to all
people without regard to race,
color, religion, sex, national
original, age, or disability. We
continually seek to build and
maintain a workforce that
reflects rich diversity.”
Diversity is what makes us
unique as a human race. We can
be as different as snowflakes or
reflect each other as a mirror.
Each one of us has light (read
auras), kindness, love and peace
within us and we can only fully
seek to be understood when we
make an effort to understand
and regard our fellow human
beings as such.
Take the curious case of
the bonsai plant for example.
Did you always think that the
bonsai plant was a naturally
miniature tree confined to its
small growing pot?
The answer is that the
bonsai plant is not naturally
miniature. It’s grown in such a
way and its growth is stunted
by continuously cutting
its branches and roots and
encasing it in a small growing
area so that it remains that size.
The human soul is just like
a seed. It needs a conducive
environment to flourish and
reveal its true potential and
nothing is more conducive than
acceptance of a person as they
come.
I love campaigns which focus
on inner beauty and personality
of an individual rather than
superficiality. Perhaps the
reason most people leave a
yoga or meditation class with
a sense of complete tranquility
is because every student is
constantly reminded to honor
their body, listen to what the
body is telling you, respect
personal and each other’s
limitations all while being
engaged in the most demanding
three-legged downward dog
pose or a relaxing child’s pose!
(Yes, there is a child and happy
baby pose in Yoga and they
definitely make you feel like a
toddler.)
To quote Albert Schweitzer,
“At times our own light goes
out and is rekindled by a spark
from another person. Each of
us has cause to think with deep
gratitude of those who have
lighted the flame within us.”
Namaste: The light within each one of us
So I guess all you see standing
here is just a female.
Not the mother of your
children, not the woman who
does everything for you, not
the one who washes, cooks,
cleans, goes to school and has
a career.
You don’t see a female who
can work just as hard as you
or even better. You don’t see a
female that has her own things
and can take care of herself. See,
if it was a few decades earlier, I
would have believed the same
thing too. But news flash males,
we’ve got this and even though
you may feel superior, we have
this under control.
We cannot deny that today,
in this modern and somewhat
feminist era, there is an
abundance of smart, successful
and independent women.
These women have taken
control over their lives and
have the power to do whatever
they want in our society,
something that wasn’t possible,
not so many years ago.
I’m sick and tired of, and
most of all disgusted with,
males who think that females
are just a piece of meat or
someone who should just stay
home and do house work. Sick
and tired of males who see
females as just an item.
What is so wrong about a
female who enjoys partying
with her friends or taking the
weekend off to not attend to
your needs? Why is it such a
bad thing for a female to be
working the same position in a
job field as you are?
I do not label myself a
feminist but I strongly believe
that females and males should
be treated equally. In most
physical sense, I believe a
female can do just as much a as
a male or even better.
According to the article “It’s
a Fact that Women Get Paid
Less Than Men. Stop Debating”
written for The Huffington
Post, even when women have
and make "the choice" to do
everything exactly the same as
men they still come out behind.
Controlling for things
like educational attainment,
number of hours worked and
occupation, women make about
five percent less than their
male colleagues, according to
a 2011 analysis by the St. Louis
Federal Reserve.
That amounts to about $35 a
week, $1,750 a year or $52,500
over a 30 year career for a
full-time worker. As women
continue on in their careers
that gap gets even wider, a
study from the University of
Chicago found.
I believe that females need to
receive better treatment from
society. We are humans just as
males and we can do anything
we put our minds to just as our
male companions.
Maybe some males are just
intimidated by how successful
females are or they might just
feel like they are superior.
Either way, us as females
should never feel inferior to
the opposite sex.
Females are just as
valuable as males
Netflix is an incredible thing,
but I feel it might be ruining
television.
I’m not talking about cable
television services (please
kill cable), I mean individual
series, such as Breaking Bad,
Psych, The Office, etc.
I’ve always been a film-buff
kind of guy. I’m not much for
Family Guy, and other off-color
comedies purely made for
“laffs.” It’s not really what I’m
into.
I love that shows are able to
build these fantastic characters
over the course of years. That’s
incredible. I feel like it’s any
writers dream to be able to
have that much freedom.
A book is confined to two
hundred to three hundred
thousand words bound one
time, and distributed one time.
If they’re lucky, they can create
a series, but typically this must
be planned. It’s an unreliable
method of writing, as there’s so
much risk involved.
Film is just the same. You get
about two hours to establish
characters, make your viewers
care about them, have a plot,
conflict, and boom it’s over. In
just two hours.
What makes a great
filmmaker or author is the
ability to create characters and
story that can draw you in and
keep you there for the duration,
and by the end you feel fulfilled.
Television has so much more
power than those mediums.
Season after season, more
and more conflicts arise, and
more opportunities to build
character come.
If you watch The Sopranos
from season one to its finale,
you spent nearly eight years
watching the characters go
through their struggle, and
learn about themselves and
each other.
The end of a Breaking Bad
episode, especially towards
the end of the season, is always
painful. The wait for the next
episode feels like an eternity.
But that eternity is filled with
so much. Casual discussions
about the episode take place
overtheweekwithyourfriends,
coworkers, and professors.
You spend time online looking
up reactions, reviews, and
theories for the next episode.
You learn about the meanings
of particular scenes.
I’ve been watching Sons
of Anarchy on Netflix since
winter break, and I’m now on
the final season. It has been an
incredible show, but I felt like I
was missing something.
I think with a service like
Netflix, binge watching can
ruin a show. I’m on season
seven of Sons and I am still
forgetting certain characters’
names. I don’t get to see the
general reaction to season four
because I’ve already moved
onto season five by the time I
even think about it.
I don’t get the week-to-week
discussion with my friends. In
fact, I have to actively avoid
any discussions about the show
because I’m too concerned it
will be spoiled.
Binging shows like this
is dangerous. It’s still an
entertaining experience to see
the entirety of a series, but
ultimately you’re losing a lot
of the experience that you get
with watching a show weekly.
I think back to Breaking Bad,
which I was able to watch live
from season four to the end.
Each week was indeed painful,
and the wait was rough. As I
mentioned, though, I could
talk to anyone I wanted about
it. I could go online and see
the episode discussions just
minutes after thousands of
other online users had watched
it.
I could peruse the Breaking
Bad message boards without
worrying about spoilers, and I
could read theories that weren’t
years old, after the theories had
been disproven.
As an English major, I see
shows at the stature of Sons
of Anarchy and Breaking Bad
to be susceptible to critical
analysis. It’s a part of why I
love film and TV so much.
There are so many particular
moments that can be discussed
into the ground that when you
dig deep enough you’ll end up
on another planet.
Rushing through a show
loses a lot of that individual
episodic allure. It’s not as open
to critical analysis, and it’s not
something you spend years
absorbing and adoring. It’s
just a show you watched over
winter break.
By BRETT McLEOD
BMCLEOD@UMASSD.EDU
Assistant A&E Editor
The dangers of Netflix
By DANAILE BENNETT
DBENNETT2@UMASSD.EDU
Staff Writer
As we’ve reached the end of
the 2015 Black History Month,
I couldn't help but ask myself
something. Why is there a
black history month?
I mean February is a month
packed with Valentine’s Day,
fashion week, the Grammy’s,
NBA All-star Weekend, and the
list continues. With so many
events going on, who really had
time to sit down and reflect on
the greats that have launched
the civil rights movement into
full throttle?
If there is a black history
month, why isn’t there a white/
Caucasian month? And when
is National Asian Awareness
Month going to become a thing?
Did this month contribute to
eliminating racial or cultural
ignorance?
The list of questions can
really go on and I could answer
them with the following
responses. As far as time to
reflect on the greats, with all of
February’s cold chaos perhaps
there is no time for reflection.
I’m also not very sure that a
white history month is really
necessary; that’s what all of
those censored US history
classes are for.
For all I know, those who are
ignorant to African American
culture most likely won’t learn
very much during this month.
Given all of my questions and
answers, I’ve come to terms
with understanding something
that is very important, it
is that the answer to all of
these questions is a matter of
perspective.
Yes I could go on and on
about the way people don’t pay
attention, or that no one will
care, but the fact is that focusing
on the negative aspects is
not going to do anything to
contribute to awareness for
this month.
So what should be done? How
can we come together to spread
awareness and give credit to
those who were brave enough
to rise against oppression?
It begins by banding together
with those who share the
common purpose. Next is,
instead of focusing on what’s
wrong, take the time to
focus on how to solve those
problems. Then put those plans
into action.
When seeking advice
from UMassD Speech
Communication Instructor
Professor Kalyana Champlain,
she made many interesting
statements that helped me
broaden my view on issue.
What stood out the most
to me was when Champlain
responded by stating, “I urge
us to keep the higher goal in
mind and not use our energy
questioning it's integrity - but
to see it as a platform, using
our energy to appreciate the
awareness that we can bring
during this month. I encourage
my students to question always,
but to do so with a greater
purpose in their hearts.”
We must remember that
regardless of the circumstance,
black history month is a time
to not only reflect but make
people aware that there were
people who risked their lives to
accomplish their goals.
As a result, this month
shouldn’t end in a simple
reflection, but to be inspired by
the accomplishments of people
such as Booker T. Washington,
Martin Luther King Jr., Oprah,
Malcolm X, and many many
more.
Reflect, be inspired, and take
action to continue the legacy
of the great African Americans
who came came before us.
Remember also to maintain a
positive focus.
BY STEPHANIE RUIZ
SRUIZ@UMASSD.EDU
Contributing Writer
BY RABEYA ROPANI
RROPANI@UMASSD.EDU
Contributing Writer
Putting
Black History Month
into perspective
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5. The Walking Dead is a
harrowing tale of survival and
humanity in a world overrun by
a zombie plague, which deals
with the complicated topics
of morality in an apocalyptic
sting. It’s a show that depicts
graphic violence and gore on a
level that most channels simply
don’t allow.
Yet what had viewers
foaming at the mouth recently
was a consensual kiss shared
by Aaron and Eric, an openly
gay-couple on the show. Not
the gore or anything else, but
the expression of love by two
people.
Let that sink in for a second.
Loyal viewers of the show
have watched things happen on
screen that make their blood
run cold, and I don’t just mean
gore.Therearescenesdepicting
or suggesting sexual assault,
torture, child-molestation,
cannibalism, mercy killing,
and the killing of children. All
of which is controversial and
disturbing; but God forbid two
male characters end up kissing.
At least that’s what viewers
posting homophobic comments
on Twitter seem to believe.
Keep in mind that it was
just a few months ago before
the mid-season finale that a
male and female character
were naked and having sex on
screen. So let’s not pretend
they care about “decency” in a
show where corpses walk and
feed on the living.
As our nation takes such
positive strides towards the
realization of gay-rights and
other pressing social issues,
it can be easy to forget that
homophobic people such as
this still exist.
What really sickens me
in this case is the hypocrisy
inherent in the situation.
People claim that things like a
kiss sicken them, and yet other
things in the media don’t seem
to faze them. The gore in The
Walking Dead is actually one of
the more pleasant examples.
While the fact that a gay
couple exists in popular media
is a scandal, nobody bats an eye
at films that deliberately use
rape, abuse, and sexual assault
as shock-value gimmicks.
Look at 50 Shades of Grey,
which capitalizes on what
is essentially an abusive
relationship because it
happens to be in the context
of something that has been
perceived as sexy. Not just that,
it’s been glorified to seem like
an exotic ideal, when in reality
it’s sick.
Let me put it to you this way:
the actor playing the male lead
was so disgusted by what he
had to portray in the films that
he thought about quitting the
franchise.
Before 50 Shades of Grey
came out in theaters, you
couldn’t even move without
seeing an advertisement or
seeing someone nose-deep
into the book. It was absolutely
everywhere, and yet nowhere
did you see people deriding
it, because it was the hot new
thing that people wanted to be
excited about.
Yet when two men who
display devotion to one another
in nothing more scandalous
than a kiss, people think it’s
depraved. What makes this
even stranger is that people
didn’t cause nearly as much
hubbub when Tara began
dating another woman on the
show.
It wouldn’t be a stretch
to suggest that the viewers
who were fine with latter
relationship but had a problem
with the new one are not
only homophobic but have
misogynistic tendencies. While
it’s casually littered throughout
media, we can also see it with
the popularity of the 50 Shades
franchise.
In the relationship between
the two women, these people
may have convinced themselves
that there was something erotic
about it. Many people even
tweeted as much when the
episode aired, claiming that
while this had been hot, two
men kissing was disgusting. It’s
a theme that, as a member of
the LGBTQA community, I’ve
seen many times.
It appears to be that, in their
minds, the two women are there
for their sexual enjoyment, but
seeing two men together seems
to confuse these viewers.
How can two men be together
when men are supposed to
be dominant? Wouldn’t that
mean that in relationships that
partners are supposed to be
equal partners?
Seeing this confuses their
perceptions and forces them
to face the truth about what
relationships should be, but
they don’t want to do that.
Things for these people are
comfortable as they are because
it works specifically to benefit
them. This is why 50 Shades is
so wildly popular.
BDSM is not inherently evil.
When done properly, it is a safe
way for consenting persons to
engage in intimate and exciting
acts. However, in 50 Shades of
Grey we see the abuse of this
practice, and therefore of the
submissive female protagonist
of the story.
Anyone who knows anything
about proper BDSM will tell
you that the way the male lead
in 50 Shades of Grey treats his
submissive partner is abuse to
the extreme. It is a story about
manipulation and physical and
emotional abuse gussied up
through the eyes of a victim
that doesn’t want to realize
what’s happening.
Yet it’s been everywhere. It’s
been everywhere because it
does a neat little job of telling
people that not only should
women be subservient, but
that all relationships should be
this one-sided. Once again, the
male should be perceived as
the dominant figure, while the
woman is there to please them.
It is a message that has
repeated in media since a man
picked up a pen, convinced that
this is the way it should be.
The Walking Dead has been
a very exploratory show in
the concepts of humanity that
actually happen. In it we can
see the worst of what we can be
in our racism, sexism, relentless
brutality, and just plain hatred
towards one another.
However, in the midst of
the horrors committed by the
living and the dead, we see
what can only be described
as the best of our nature.
Compassion, understanding,
sacrifice, forgiveness and love
are the things that keep them
human. And it happens to a
group comprised of different
race, gender, and sexuality.
Maybe it’s time that those
viewers who posted those
comments actually started
watching. They might just learn
how to be human themselves.
EDITOR: PAM GARNETT
PAMELAMGARNETT@GMAIL.COM
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Reporters seem to forget
that women have minds and
that their bodies are just the
platform which their opinions,
emotions, and intelligence
stand on.
During the Oscars, Reese
Witherspoon and Patricia
Arquette showed that their
voices and influence as
actresses held much more
interest than the gowns they
were sporting. Our fellow
feminists showed the world and
their audience that no longer
would silence be tolerated.
In a post on Instagram,
Reese Witherspoon spread
awareness to the campaign/
movement #AskHerMore. She
wrote, “Love this movement
#AskHerMore … have you
heard of it? It’s meant to inspire
reporters to ask creative
questions on the red carpet.”
She announced what she was
wearing earlier via Instagram
so there would be no questions
like that directed towards her,
continuing to drive home the
message of the movement.
With the tone set early in
the evening, Witherspoon
told ABC’s interviewer,
Robin Roberts, that, “This is
a movement to say that we’re
more than just our dresses.
There are 44 nominees this year
that are women and we are so
happy to be here and talk about
the work we’ve done. It’s hard
being a woman in Hollywood,
or any industry.”
Witherspoon then garnered
support from celebrities such as
Lena Dunham, Shonda Rhimes,
Maria Shriver and Amy Phoeler
echoing her stance on what an
important movement this was
and how conversations should
be directed elsewhere.
The #AskHerMore
campaign did not start with
Witherspoon however; the
Twitter hashtag campaign was
started by the Representation
Project last February with
the effort to discourage the
normal questions given to the
ladies of Hollywood and the
entertainment industry.
I remember seeing it but
thought nothing of it, but my
sentiments were on par with
theirs. I saw the trend that no
one else dare spoke about:
women being asked about
fashion and the men, well, they
get asked about their dreams,
wishes and thoughts.
The men got the intriguing
questions while the women
faded to black.
Personally, it boggles my
mind when women are always
asked ‘who are you wearing?’
All that needs to be said to
satisfy that question is reiterate
the name or remember the face
of the designer.
That just gives credit to
the designer when the focus
should be on the actress. Just
because they are women does
not mean as soon as they hit
the red carpet, they are gushing
to boast about their gowns. If
that was the case, these women
would have hit the runaway
and never looked back.
Hollywood is great at
breaking boundaries but
they have continued to fail
at breaking the mold that is
sexism. Women are already
imprisoned with stereotypes
due to their gender on a day
to day basis; Hollywood does
not need to become that added
pressure.
Like Witherspoon said,
women are more than their
dresses. Clothes do not define
a person, especially when it
comes to the Oscars. It isn’t
an award ceremony that goes
to the best dressed; it is about
talent and work ethic.
Women should not fade
to black, we are more than
that, we are better than that.
Women have something that is
priceless and timeless. We have
jobs, start families, and get an
education all in a day’s work.
So reducing us to ‘who are you
wearing’ does not insult you, it
insults us.
Sure, there are bigger
problems regarding women
and their role in this society
but before we can fight those
battles – the big ones – the
small ones must be seen as just
as important.
If Bradley Cooper gets to
be asked questions regarding
his process on how to channel
Chris Kyle for American Sniper,
then Reese Witherspoon
should be asked about how her
role in Wild made her think of
her own self-discovery process
if she had one.
Just as Cooper can give a
riveting response to questions
like that, Witherspoon can do
the same.
Hollywood needs to start
taking women in their industry
seriously, they have much more
to offer than the dull droning or
fake enthusiasm of what they
are wearing.
A woman’s worth means a
lot and if society is starting,
surely but slowly, to see that
then Hollywood needs to get
on track.
BY KASSANDRA EDOUARD
KEDOUARD@UMASSD.EDU
Staff Writer
#AskHerMore
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By JACOB CONDO
JCONDO@UMASSD.EDU
Staff Writer
How different franchises show us how to be human:
The Walking Dead versus 50 Shades
6. There is nothing more wasteful
than a lush, green lawn.
Urban or backyard gardening
is rapidly spreading in cities
all over the country and for
good reason. According to
the EPA’s website, the average
American household uses 320
gallons of water per day, 30%
of which is used outdoors.
Landscape irrigation sucks
up approximately nine billion
gallons of H2O a day.
Now, you might be thinking,
“But wouldn’t a garden use just
as much water?” You would be
surprised! Greenthumbs have
been using methods of rain
collection and slow-release
irrigation for centuries that still
work well today.
Besides, wouldn’t it make
more sense to use water to
produce delicious, locally
grown produce instead of
useless blades of grass no one
is allowed to walk on anyway?
Not to mention all of the
fossil fuels wasted to transport
produce we can grow on our
own. Sure, it’s great to buy
organic produce but when it is
shipped from Argentina, is it
really worth it?
Water waste aside, growing
your own fruits, nuts, fungi
and vegetables is an incredibly
rewarding experience.
Heidi Godman, executive
editor of the Harvard Health
Letter wrote about the health
perks of growing your own food
in 2012. Benefits from being
more inclined to eat a variety
of fruits and vegetables to the
simple pleasure of a perfectly
ripe, fresh picked tomato
being an experience no pale,
flavorless grocery store tomato
shipped across the country
weeks ago will ever deliver.
“Growing your own food
isn’t rocket science,” she says.
It’s true! Most vegetables
require only a little compost
and regular watering to burst
with colorful, in-season bounty.
Gardening, even just a
small window herb crop, is
also beneficial to the psyche.
Beyond the satisfaction gained
in growing something you
will eat, gardening is said to
decrease overall stress. A study
published in the Journal of
Health Psychology claims that
gardening beat out reading
as the more effective stress
reliever.
So what’s a college student
to do to gain the benefits of
urban farming? Well, you could
grow a small pot of herbs in
your dorm window, some will
even flourish under a simple
CFL shop light. If you live off-
campus, set up a small garden
this year on your porch or in
your yard. You could also rent
space in a community space,
like Helfand Farm on Chase
Road just down the street from
campus.
If you can’t grow your own,
consider visiting a local farm
stand this season and support
local agriculture. Dartmouth
is bursting with small farms
and both Brix County and
Silverbrook Farms are within
a couple of miles of UMass
Dartmouth.
Growing your own food is
liberating and pleasurable, give
it a go this year!
Bill Nye, everyone’s favorite
science guy, has done an “about
face” on the topic of genetically
modifying crops.
This is a big deal. Nye, who
has previously wrote against
GMOs in his book Undeniable,
has visited everyone’s least
favorite corporation and
decided to side with the
scientists. Bill Nye no longer
believes there is something
“fundamentally problematic”
with GMO crops, according to
The Washington Post.
There’s a big discrepancy
between the public’s opinion
on GMOs and scientists’
opinions. Public opinion is very
low, while scientists’ opinion
is very high. 52 percent of the
public thinks GMOs are unsafe,
according to ABC News, and
thirteen percent aren’t sure
what to think.
Almost everyone believes
foods that contain GM crops
should be labeled: 93 percent.
By age, the statistics get even
more interesting. People over 45
are more likely to think GMOs
are unsafe, in comparison with
their younger counterparts.
Why the discrepancy?
Alan Leshner, the CEO of
the American Association for
the Advancement of Sciences,
the AAAS, said, “There is a
disconnect between the way in
which the public perceives the
state of science and science’s
position on a variety of issues.”
The most popular of those
issues are climate change,
evolution, vaccination, and
genetically modified foods.
While about a third of the public
believes GMOs are safe to eat,
88 percent of scientists believe
GMOs are safe, according to
livesciencee.com.
It’s interesting to note
that scientists also seem
more pessimistic about the
growth of STEM (science,
technology, engineering, and
manufacturing) fields than the
layman. Basic STEM subjects in
elementary school in America
generally don’t measure up
to the same subjects in other
countries, but I digress.
The discrepancies are
different for each case, but in
the case of genetically modified
foods, it’s most likely a case of
miscommunication, according
to Leshner. Scientists need to
figure out how to translate their
science to terms that people
will understand and listen to.
What we have now is a term
that is generally accepted as
bad because of Monsanto.
The company that produced
DDT and Agent Orange is
promoting this new crop that
has pesticides built into it? If
you only hear that information,
you won’t like GMOs either.
But now, we have a new
genetically modified food that
was recently approved to be
grown in the United States, the
Arctic apple, and the public is
going to have to like it or not
because it’s coming. The Arctic
apple is an apple that has been
modified to suppress its natural
browning enzyme.
There are plans to make
crops that are resistant to flood
and disease. “Golden rice” was
supposed to feed the world,
and with some research and
more edits in its genetic code,
it might become a viable crop
to feed the world.
But without positive public
opinion, science isn’t going to
be able to put these products
on the market.
Bill Nye, backstage after an
appearance with Bill Maher,
said, “I went to Monsanto,
and I spent a lot of time with
the scientists there, and I have
revised my outlook, and I’m
very excited about telling the
world. When you’re in love,
you want to tell the world.”
I’ve told you about my
opinion on Monsanto. I don’t
like the way the corporation
is run, and I don’t like many of
the practices they are involved
with. You can’t patent life,
and it’s not fair to not allow
biodiversity. Making money is
arguably important, but when
you’re suing farmers because
their plants pollenated with
your plants, something’s
wrong.
If the scientists that work
for Monsanto convinced Bill
Nye to change his outlook on
GMOs, though, maybe I should
give them a chance. It makes
selective breeding easier, and
we can prevent plant disease. If
you’re using genes from plants
we’re already eating, where’s
the problem?
Wecan’tknowforcertainthat
there won’t be environmental
changes when we plant GM
crops, but we can’t be certain
that organic crops won’t cause
environmental changes either.
Superweeds are a problem.
The fact that some of my food
is classified as a pesticide is a
problem.
But some GMOs actually are
safe, and that’s where the public
disagrees with scientists.
EDITOR: PAM GARNETT
PAMELAMGARNETT@GMAIL.COM
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BY AMANDA BUTCHER
ABUTCHER@UMASSD.EDU
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We move through a sea of
shared spaces in life.
From our dorms, apartments,
and homes to our classrooms
and offices, we spend the
vast majority of our time
surrounded by others. And
when we go out of these
places – into restaurants, parks,
museums, beaches, theaters,
churches, and elsewhere – we
continue to find ourselves in
social spaces.
The effects of these shared
spaces on our behaviors
and thoughts are profound.
The roads that we share
with motorists, cyclers, and
pedestrians can make us elated
when we hit every green light,
and can make us see red when
we get cut off when merging on
to the highway.
But what if the effects of
shared space went deeper than
flashes of joy or anger? What if
our very presence in a shared
space affected our thought
life in a way that wouldn’t be
possible otherwise?
The philosophic school of
ontology studies the concept
of “being.” One ontological
philosopher, Anne-Marie
Willis, wrote a paper about
the effect of design on our
being. Its title, “Everything we
design in turn designs us back,”
highlights how even the design
of a space can play a role in
designing who we are and how
we think.
Dull and drab as UMass
Dartmouth may be, it was
designed by Paul Rudolph to
be an “academic utopia.” His
intentions are clear when you
look at how he designed the
campus as a space to be shared
by students, faculty, and staff:
the various styles of seating
“pits” scattered across campus
show how committed he was
to creating a shared social
atmosphere.
There’s a long, fascinating
history behind shared
spaces. Places like the
Governor’s Palace Gardens in
Williamsburg, Virginia were
meant to be places of devout
reflection as well as a symbol
of class and status. The people
who worked and enjoyed these
spaces both engaged in them,
but were effected by them
differently because of how
they were permitted by other
participants to relate to it.
Even when we try to get away
from all the people in our lives,
from all the shared spaces we
have built out of a deep need for
connection, we find ourselves
in other types of shared spaces.
The best examples of these are
digital worlds.
Facebook, Twitter, and
Tumblr are more than just a
dialogue or a communicative
and rhetorical exchange: they
are all innately social. World of
Warcraft and other MMORPGs
aim to literally create spaces for
people in share, painting them
as fantastically as possible.
There are spaces that we keep
for only for ourselves, and there
are spaces that we can’t be a
part of. Whether its our beliefs,
our race, or our sexuality, there
is always a characteristic that
we outwardly express that
plays a role in how we enter
and engage in shared spaces,
and how we permit others to
enter our personal spaces.
If this sounds like the
synopsis of a thesis project,
that’s because it kind of is. I
am fascinated by the function
of shared spaces in society, in
literature, in history and in my
life. It’s a topic I want to explore
and share, be it in newsprint or
blogposts, theses or projects.
I might be crazy, but there’s
a part of me that crazy to start
exploring this world of shared
and overlapping spaces.
Besides: what’s a thesis if not
a long editorial?
“What’s so funny?”
Over the years the answer to
this question has changed as
comedy has evolved from the
fun-loving slapstick style to
what we see in films today.
Has anyone ever watched a
movie and thought, “Why do
people think this is so great?”
This is a constant recurring
question from me, especially
when watching recent episodes
of Saturday Night Live, or
movies like Borat: Cultural
Learnings of America for Make
Benefit Glorious Nation of
Kazakhstan.
Many people have come to
love and consistently quote
films like these, but instead
they make me wonder what
happened to the classic comedy
of older generations, where
stars like Dom DeLuise, Mel
Brooks, and Sid Caesar reigned
supreme.
Though they were some of
the greats of their time, as the
next generation came along
they did not disappoint with
their style of comedy. Take
for instance the film Planes,
Trains, and Automobiles
starring Steve Martin and John
Candy. The comedic duo have
vastly different personalities –
Martin being an uptight type A,
while Candy is more of a free
spirit.
Throughout the film the two
mengetintohilarioussituations
that are primarily initiated by
Candy’s lack of common sense,
creating hysteric moments of
anxiety from Martin. However
funny the film may be, though,
it contains one key element that
most stupid comedies today do
not have – a story.
Now, I’m not talking about a
general outline where the main
characters have a destination
to get to and that’s all there is
to it; I mean that each character
has a background, personal
problems, and obstacles of
their own that develops their
character and works itself into
the story.
In Planes, Trains, and
Automobiles, we think the
whole time that John Candy
is just this idiot who you can
criticize as much as you want,
and he’ll still be your friend.
But as the film progresses we
see moments of vulnerability
and bursts of emotion from
the character, expressing the
depths of his personality and
his ability to be hurt, too.
If I watched this movie today
with friends, I would find that
some wouldn’t enjoy these
emotional moments because
it is a “mood killer.” People
want to see non-stop funny
scenes where the characters
stay immature, which usually
goes on to an even more stupid
sequel.
The epitome of this genre of
film is the movie Anchorman
2: The Legend Continues. Now
don’t get me wrong, I am not
saying this movie does not
have its funny moments, but to
say that Anchorman needed a
sequel is questionable.
With the first film we get a
great cast of oddball characters
that eventually all reach their
goal towards the end of the
film, but what is really the
purpose in the second film? We
get a lot of sketch comedy; so
much so that if we broke down
the film by each scene, each
one could be used as a random
skit on a SNL.
And maybe it is just me, but
when they recreate the fight
scene between the various news
stations, it felt like they just got
as many famous people as they
could to fit within the scene.
Though it was a cool shock
factor when first watching it, it
seems unnecessary to have all
of those people in one scene.
Why not make some of those
cameos all throughout the
movie?
I think that the difference
between today’s humor and
classic humor is that people
want to get a laugh quick
without having to really take
time to focus on the deeper
meaning behind the characters
and the storyline.
It is easier to excessively
swear and throw out sexual
innuendoes to get younger
people to laugh, but at the same
time I can’t help but think that it
is doing an injustice to the great
empire of comedy that was
built by so many hardworking,
diligent comedians of the past.
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7. The Legend of Zelda is one
of Nintendo’s longest-standing
franchises. In an effort to revi-
talize the best comes The Leg-
end of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
3D.
Originally released on the
Nintendo 64 in 2000, just a
year after the landmark Oca-
rina of Time, Majora’s Mask
puts you in the role of Link in
the unnervingly familiar land
of Termina.
If you’ve never played Majo-
ra’s Mask, but have dipped your
feet into the Zelda franchise, it
may not be what you’re expect-
ing. Glancing up at the sky is
a moon with a face that stares
deeply at the earth it’s slow-
ly pulling towards. With just
three days until its descent, it’s
Link’s job to save Termina.
Along the way you collect
masks, all of which give Link
new qualities, traits, abili-
ties, and even forms. Over the
course of the adventure, Link
embodies three of the famil-
iar species from the land of
Hyrule, the tree-like Deku,
the rocky Goron, and the hu-
man-fish hybrid Zora.
With these masks, it shifts
focus slightly further from
items. Each of the three trans-
formative masks hold different
abilities which alter the way
dungeons are solved, making
for an element that had not
been seen in the Zelda fran-
chise.
Here we are now, with a re-
make on the 3DS. The port
was handled by Nintendo and
the company Grezzo, who also
helped with the port of Ocari-
na of Time 3D.
A remake for Majora’s Mask,
which some may call a cult
classic, has been long desired.
In 2011, an online campaign
called “Operation Moonfall”
began, which hoped to bring
notice of the fan’s desire for a
Majora’s Mask remake to Nin-
tendo.
While it’s impossible to
trace the remake back to this
campaign, they did garner an
extraordinary amount of atten-
tion, holding over 46 thousand
likes on their Facebook page,
along with other forms of ex-
posure through press and so-
cial media.
Majora’s Mask 3D takes what
made Ocarina of Time 3D so
special and brings it to Ter-
mina. Looking up, the once
polygonal brooding face is
now a haunting, orange-eyed
nightmare, the moon holding
a horrible grimace as it shifts
towards Termina.
Clock Town, the center of
Termina, feel much more alive
than it once did back in 2000.
The town’s been slightly rear-
ranged, making much better
use of the space provided.
For example, the one save
spot has been moved direct-
ly behind the Clock Tower, as
has the bank. Depositing your
money right before you go back
in time is without the burden
of going to three parts of town.
In the original, saving was
only possible at owl statues,
which provided a warp point
when playing the “Song of
Soaring” on your instrument.
Now, smaller owl statues have
been planted all over the world
of Termina, making progress
much simpler on the handheld
device.
These statues don’t provide
an access point for teleporta-
tion, but they do allow you to
save your progress.
Previously, long sessions
were required, making the
game much more difficult than
it should have been. Losing
progress was a common oc-
currence, but with the addition
of these owl statues, it’s easy
to play for a bit, then put the
system down, just as handheld
gaming should be.
Also carried over from Oca-
rina of Time 3D is the Sheikah
Stone, a helping hand for those
in need of guidance. It provides
visions, ones that indicate
where Link should venture to
next when he’s stuck in a rut.
It’s helpful for newcomers to
the series, but seasoned veter-
ans will most likely avoid it.
Minor changes here and
there, visual improvements,
and ease of access to menu
items with the touch screen all
make for an incredible experi-
ence on the 3DS.
Majora’s Mask is an incred-
ible game. It features some of
the most emotional storylines
contained in any Zelda game.
It is also the boldest title in the
series, pitting Link not against
a villain who has stolen a prin-
cess, but against the end of hu-
manity.
The world of Termina is a
sullen land. There are people
who can’t stand the thought
of the end of the world, there
are those who don’t believe
the end is coming, and there
are those accepting their fate,
allowing the time they have to
be the best time possible.
The portrayal of these peo-
ple is what that makes this title
so special. The end is nigh, and
the people don’t know what to
do.
Majora’s Mask 3D is not a
completely different game. The
small changes it does make on
the 3DS create an exceptional
package for one of the best Zel-
da titles ever. I cannot recom-
mend it enough, for long time
fans, or complete newcomers.
This past Saturday was
the 3rd annual Black History
Month Show.
Opening with a slideshow
honoring civil rights icons, the
show consisted of various acts
showcasing the importance of
black excellence.
Responsible for making such
an event possible are, the Black
Student Union (BSU), the Hai-
tian American Student Associ-
ation (HASA), as well as their
organized planning commit-
tee. Also responsible are, the
Chancellor Divinna Grossman,
the Office of Diversity, the
Unity House, Sigma Phi Rho
Fraternity and Anthony Baird.
This event included show
stopping performances from
Charlens Beneche, Pan African
dance group, Sulaiman & Dar-
lande, as well as Jan Powell,
Asia Suttles and Isaiah Gomes.
With much support from a
lively and interactive audience,
this event proved to be a suc-
cess.
So what did it take for this
event to be pulled together?
When speaking with BSU
President Kharlita Chambers
Walker she described the chal-
lenges of organizing the event.
“The most challenging part
of planning was making sure
that each committee member
kept track of their responsibil-
ities because an event of this
scale needed the commitment
of each member,” said Walker.
BSU member Andrea Moore
also described some the plan-
ning process that took place.
Moore stated, “The process
was a long one as each detail
needed to be accounted for,
from booking the auditorium,
to finding performers, as well
as a guest speaker. The plan-
ning needed to start nearly a
year before the event to assure
that it runs smoothly.”
When asking them about the
message they were looking to
send out to students through-
out the show, Walker empha-
sized the way she wanted
students to understand the Af-
rican American Culture. Also
that there are plenty of accom-
plishments that need to be rec-
ognized as they have also con-
tributed to shaping American
Culture.
Moore followed up with
mentioning that she hoped
that students would also un-
derstand the importance of
Black excellence. This in itself
is highlighting the positive as-
pects of the African American
culture while learning to de-
fuse negative and repressive
stereotypes which hinder the
progression of the culture as a
whole.
The students of UMass Dart-
mouth shared some of their per-
spective on the show and what
they took from the experience.
English Major Cherise Bulgar
enthusiastically said, “Being
African American myself I be-
lieved that the show was suc-
cessful in displaying that my
culture has positive aspects
that are worth celebrating and
I felt empowered to continue
the legacy of my ancestors.”
Graphic design and Spanish
Major, Michelle Chin was ex-
cited to share her experience
stating, “I went into the show
with no expectations nor as-
sumptions but I was surprised
by the sense of community I
felt in the auditorium, and it
was very awesome to get some
insight into a culture that I’m
not familiar with. Everyone
who went on stage displayed
immense passion and that re-
sulted in evoking powerful
emotions from me as well.
The show ended with an
energetic performance titled
“Rhythms of Africa,” a dance
displaying the power, feroci-
ty, as well as the passion that
these student performers have
for their culture. This recipro-
cated in leaving the audience
full of energy and a positive
memory for those who attend-
ed.
The Philosophy Association
hosted a talk on the philos-
ophy of House of Cards last
Wednesday, just in time for the
premiere of the show’s third
season.
The critically acclaimed po-
litical drama centers on United
States Congressman Frank Un-
derwood. After President Gar-
rett Walker passes Underwood
over for a position in has cab-
inet as the United States Sec-
retary of State, Congressman
Underwood vows to seek re-
venge by sabotaging Walker’s
presidency to the point where
Walker must resign.
Philosophy professor Dr.
Maureen Eckert hosted the
presentation. She tied a num-
ber of famous philosophical
principles to the show to help
explain the motives of each
character and their success or
failure in the show’s universe.
Central to her argument is
her view of the House of Cards
universe. She says the House of
Cards universe is mostly sim-
ilar to our own, but there is a
key difference: it is a universe
where every character is either
an uncompromising idealist, or
corrupt and ruthless.
Those who are uncompro-
mising idealists simply can-
not survive in the House of
Cards universe: they will be
destroyed by the corrupt and
the ruthless. Every character
can be divided into these two
camps, which determines their
overall fate as the show pro-
gresses.
President Garrett Walker is
a prime example of an uncom-
promising idealist: young, ea-
ger to stick to his conception of
morality, always trying to do
the right thing. Frank Under-
wood, by contrast, is corrupt
and ruthless. He is able to easi-
ly squash those uncompromis-
ing idealists who stand in his
way.
During the discussion Dr.
Eckert fit the House of Cards
universe into several famous
philosophical problems. Per-
haps the most important prob-
lem is the problem of dirty
hands. The problem of dirty
hands states that political
leaders must commit immoral
acts in order to lead effective-
ly. Frank Underwood embroils
this principle flawlessly, and
is one of the reasons he is able
to take down his morally pure
enemies who are not able or
willing to embrace this line of
thinking.
Dr. Eckert also brought up
several key concepts from
classical Greek philosopher
Plato’s famous book The Re-
public. The work outlines Pla-
to’s thoughts on individual and
political justice.
Dr. Eckert discussed the
principle of a perfectly unjust
man. The principle emerged
from a thought experiment in
The Republic which questions
whether or not a perfectly just
or perfectly unjust person is
happier and more successful.
Dr. Eckert noted that Under-
wood is the perfect image of
a perfectly unjust man – ruth-
less, power-hungry, and seem-
ingly successful over his per-
fectly just opponent.
She cited several characters
as perfectly just men, includ-
ing Lucas Goodwin, a journal-
ist for the fictional Washing-
ton Herald who tries to take
down Underwood. All of these
characters fail and despite
being perfectly just, are por-
trayed as unjust. Goodwin, for
instance, is convicted of crimi-
nal charges and his profession-
al career is ruined.
Another key principle Dr.
Eckert brought up is the theme
of addiction in House of Cards.
Dr. Eckert noted that even at
the surface, addiction is ram-
part in the series, both visi-
bly and invisibly guiding each
character’s actions. Doug
Stamper, Frank Underwood’s
Chief of Staff and designated
fall person, suffers from alco-
hol addiction.
The theme of addiction ex-
tends far beyond the tradition-
al topics, Dr. Eckert explained.
Unconsciously, each character
holds an addiction that guides
their moral thoughts. For Frank
Underwood, he is addicted to
power. Lucas Goodwin and Ja-
nine Skorsky, another journal-
ist in the show, are addicted to
the truth – a fatal addiction in
the show’s universe.
The philosophy of House
of Cards is just one of sever-
al events UMass Dartmouth’s
Philosophy Association has
put on that connects popular
culture to philosophy, said the
organization’s president, Jessi-
ca Latta. In the past, the club
has hosted talks on the philos-
ophy of several popular televi-
sion shows, including Game of
Thrones and Breaking Bad.
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2014 Forest Hills
Drive: J.Cole’s return
The Variety Show:
Underrated opportunity
The Variety Show is exactly
what it sounds like: a talent
show for students to show their
theatrical skills. Last Friday
night, 20 Cent Fiction present-
ed its 8th Annual Variety Show
to a crowd of around forty stu-
dents or so.
While sitting in the audi-
ence, waiting for the show
to begin, I couldn’t help but
frown at the small turn out.
There could have been talent
onstage, and it would remain
unknown and underappreci-
ated because not even a third
of the auditorium was filled.
Before I could go into the mat-
ter of facts, the lights dimmed
down and the show began.
It began with UMass Dart-
mouth’s improv group, The
MacGyver Experience, laugh-
ing it up with improv games
and shoe throwing. They were
followed by the first perfor-
mance of the night, a duet of a
new Broadway classic, “What
is this Feeling?” from Wicked
featuring the two hosts Megan
Sullivan and Samantha Egge.
After the opening, John Dal-
ton, Andrew Sullivan, and Bri-
an Applebee performed a jazz
number. The audience was
treated to a performance of
Chicago’s “When You’re Good
to Mama”, which would have
brought Queen Latifah her-
self onto her feet, by the sassy
Emma Givney.
Following the rousing num-
ber, the show then took a del-
icate twist through a stunning
and soulful dance number to
“A Drop in the Ocean” per-
formed by the enchanting
Courtney Franco.
Then, the audience was
then introduced to a new mu-
sical renovation created by
the performer himself, Jus-
tin Bloomberg, that mixed
Dubstep, accapella, beatbox-
ing, beepbop, fusion jazz, and
hysterical improv, that was
dubbed “Jubstep”.
The audience was then giv-
en a sneak preview of UMass
Dartmouth’s musical produc-
tion of Grease with the song
“Look at Me, I’m Sandra Dee”
sung by Tiffany Pinarreta with
Nathan Taratino on piano.
Up next was another Broad-
way number from Into the
Woods, sung by Josh LaBonte
and Ryan Tamulevicz playing
the greatly dramatic and tal-
ented Prince Charming broth-
ers in “Agony”.
The show continued into
the riveting dark gloom that
was Dan Goldberg’s rendition
of Edgar Allen’s Poe The Ra-
ven. The eerie mood was dis-
missed with a comedic light
hearted parody of Meghan
Trainor’s hit “All About that
Bass” called “All about that
Space” written and performed
by Trekkies Emma Givney and
Alyssa Steen, of course after a
moment of silence in honor of
the late Leonard Nimoy.
The show came to near a
close with the always elec-
trifying acapella group Men-
tal Note, with renditions of
“Gone, Gone, Gone” by Phillip
Phillips and “Give me Love” by
Ed Sheeran. The show closed
with the head banging awe-
someness that is Sic Vita.
It was the last perfomance
than changed my outlook on
the audience turnout. During
this performance in particular,
the band allowed the audience
to get near the stage and dance.
Surpsingly enough, many stu-
dents did. First one or two,
then more trickled down to the
front. Eventually there was a
great pit of students jumping
up and down, whipping their
hair around, and just enjoying
the music.
I realized that there is a
humble charm in a small audi-
ence. In large crowds, the con-
nection between the audience
and the performer can seem
less personal. It can also in-
timidate any artist, escpecially
fresher artists, to perform be-
fore a vast sea of strangers.
Here were just young adults
coming together to appreciate
theater, art, and trying to have
a good time. Here, the first
middle row was filled up by
students who just came to sup-
port one good friend. Here the
audience wants to watch and
encourage the artist and will
have fun doing it. Most import-
nantly, first timers can have a
chance to present themselves
without the hype and anxiety
that comes with a large crowd.
If you are a performer who
just wants to get your hands
dirty with a live audience ex-
perience, this is the perfect op-
purtunity to get over the usual
case of stage jitters.
After the show I went back-
stage to ask the performers a
few questions. The question
that got the most response
was what they would say to
performers thinking about au-
ditioning next year, and most
of them said the same thing:
just do it, which psychology
major and first timer Justin
Bloomberg said. Bloomberg
even admits that it he just
jumped into auditions when
he saw the sign for it, jokingly
claiming that it was “improv
all the way.”
Harley Keith, a metals and
jewlery major and a member
of The MacGyver Experience,
definitely recommends doing
it. “Just do it with a friend if
you want.”
Armand Cabral, a 2013 UMa-
ss Dartmouth graduate with
a degree in jazz explains that
taking that leap is what helps
you as an artist to develop
and conitnue to improve: “do
things that make you uncom-
fortable essentially. You’ll ask
why you should be doing this
but you’ll be taking the next
step. It really helps when you
find a group of friends, that’s
how you look at the positive.
How can you develop?”
Hip-Hop has shifted. The game
is no longer easy to take and
there is so much competition
that only a few get to make it
to the finale. Along with Drake
standing by the throne, is J.
Cole, mouth watering and eyes
yearning for the same prize.
2014 Forest Hills Drive is the
third studio album by J. Cole,
following Born Sinner. The ti-
tle of the album was not just
randomly selected though, it
happens to be the address of
J. Cole’s childhood home in
North Carolina. In a inter-
view with Complex Magazine,
that address was “where the
soon-to-be 30 year old rapper
and producer known as J. Cole
learned how to rap and make
beats.” It only made sense at
that point in his career to go
back to where it all started.
With this album, he not only
hones his skills as a rapper but
he channels the energy of his
mentor and his boss, Jay-Z’s
The Black Album – he treated
the album like it would be his
last, his way of cementing his
name along with the greats
that hip-hop has come to love.
It also gives out a nostalgic
feeling, making us remember
our starting point. He strips
away the corny lines and gives
his fans something concrete
and beautiful that can be also
hard to swallow.
Cole carries on the role of
a storyteller which he intro-
duced in 2013 with Born Sinner.
“Wet Dreamz” accounts for a
time when Cole was young and
his first time having sex. The
story goes from lying to a girl
about knowing how to have sex
because he assumed she knew
to him using porn as his teach-
er so he wouldn’t disappoint
the girl. In the end, the girl was
unknowledgeable and hoped
that Cole could go slowly with
her since “he knew”. It’s a fun-
ny and honest song.
“January 28th” not only paid
homage to his birth date but
there were lyrics that paid
homage to how men of color are
perceived. J. Cole sings,“What’s
the price for a black man life?/I
check the toe tag/not one zero
in sight/I turned the TV on/
Not one hero in sight/Unless
he dribble or he fiddle with
mics.” He pinpoints exactly
what so many are blind to see
or at least are afraid to say. He
drops the façade within those
couple of lines and hits home
to the recent events that were
happening in Ferguson.
“G.O.M.D” first shows doubt
within the person he is becom-
ing, losing himself in Holly-
wood. Then he realizes that
he should focus on love and
happiness, something that has
been evading him for the lon-
gest time. “A Tale of 2 Citiez”
goes into depth the move Cole
had when he came to New York
City and the difference be-
tween Fayetteville and his new
abode. “Fire Squad” is Cole as-
serting his dominance in hip-
hop, criticizing white appro-
priation in the hip-hop culture.
J. Cole keeps his signature
“Drake” from his previous
album in “Apparently”. He
laments over his regrets to
leaving his mother alone to
deal with the foreclosure on
his childhood home and all
the problems that she received
while he was chasing his
dreams. To close the album,
“Note to Self” serves as a thank
you to all the people that J.Cole
has ever encountered and who
has helped him thus far with
the album and in his life.
The album has the potential
to become a classic. It shows
the difference between his dark
second studio album and his
third album. He has reached
enlightenment in the best way,
for his fans, this is the Cole
that we like to see and to listen
to. J. Cole knows he has what
it takes to seize the throne and
he will do anything except sell
his soul to achieve that.
By KASSANDRA EDOUARD
KEDOUARD@UMASSD.EDU
Staff Writer
Birdman is a drama-comedy
starring Michael Keaton, Zach
Galifianakis, Edward Norton,
Emma Stone, Naomi Watts,
and Andrea Riseborough and
is easily best movie of the year.
It delivers in every aspect
film-making from top to bot-
tom. Director Alejandro G.
Inarritu created a movie that
glowed with a profound sense
of uniqueness. It was like noth-
ing Hollywood has ever seen
or, if I may be so bold to say,
will ever see again.
Birdman examines the in-
ner struggle of a has-been ac-
tor, named Riggan (Keaton),
whose most famous role was
as a superhero known as Bird-
man. The movie picks up while
Riggan is attempting to rees-
tablish himself as a Broadway
actor in a Raymond Carver
play. Throughout the entire
film Riggan is struggling with
what could either be very vivid
hallucinations or some type of
supernatural powers.
It’s not a shock to me that
the film captured the 2014 Os-
car for Best Picture as well as
Best Director, Best Original
Screenplay, and Best Cine-
matography. The movie has
a very original style in which
the cinematography was done.
Along with that, the score
is outstanding and gives the
movie a great energy. The cast
is what made the movie over
the top and I believe gave it the
extra push it needed to be Os-
car worthy.
When watching Birdman
it’s hard to not simply be en-
tertained by the score in film.
Birdman incorporates famous
classical pieces from Rach-
maninoff and Tchaikovsky as
well as a very fresh style of
jazz drums.
The use of the jazz drums
is particularly entertaining as
the entire film was done in one
massive shot with zero cam-
era breaks, the beat and mood
of the jazz drums are used to
break up the scenes in the film.
The jazz drums also deliver in
the aspect of bringing out the
comedic essence of the film.
It’s a well-known fact that
comedy is all about timing and
in a film without any type of
pausing among scenes, it be-
comes extremely difficult to
develop that timing. However,
the jazz drums in this film de-
liver the timing as the audience
begins to follow those drums
as a type time keeper that pac-
es the film and preserves the
comedic element.
As I have already said Bird-
man is made to look like it
was one long shot and in my
opinion this was a very subtle,
yet outstanding quality of the
film. In a strange way the sin-
gle scene makes the audience
pay more attention to the film.
It’s almost like they are afraid
to take their eyes off the screen
as they know they will miss
something. I caught myself
falling under that spell while I
saw Birdman for the first time.
Normally when I watch a
movie, I will admit, that I will
take my eyes off the screen
for a moment or two during
a break in scenes. However,
while watching Birdman I
found myself unable to take my
eyes off the screen, it seemed
like a sin to me. Not only was
the film so entertaining, but
the single scene edit made me
feel entranced.
While the overall style of
the film is fantastic and in it-
self worth the Oscar for best
picture, the cast of this movie
is beyond talented. In any film
or play it’s very easy to pick
who the weak link is in the
cast. In Birdman though, it’s
practically impossible to find
any weakness in the cast. Even
Galifianakis, who was brought
in mainly as comedic relief,
showed some great acting
chops by not only being the co-
medic relief but also portray-
ing the role of Riggan’s agent
masterfully.
Keaton also does a phenom-
enal job playing a struggling
wash-up, his emotion and ef-
fort to get back to the fame he
once was believable without
being over-dramatic. On the
flipside of that Keaton is hilar-
ious in this role. It’s extremely
hard to balance comedy and
drama in a role as they are
meant to evoke very different
emotions. For Keaton though,
it seems easy and his perfor-
mance as Riggan is exception-
al.
As we get further into the
cast it just gets better. Edward
Norton’s role as another actor
in the Broadway play required
him to be epitome of a preten-
tious Hollywood actor. Howev-
er, Norton needed to do so in a
likable and attractive manner.
He not only handled the task,
but he did it well enough to
earn an Oscar nomination for
best supporting actor.
Emma Stone followed Nor-
ton in gaining her own Oscar
nod for best supporting actress
for her role as Riggan’s daugh-
ter who is a recovering drug
addict. She also faced the chal-
lenge of playing a complex role
that left little room for error
and like her cohorts she con-
quered the challenge.
If you have not yet seen Bird-
man I highly recommend you
do so as it will probably be the
most intriguing two hours you
have spent watching a movie
in years. It’s funny, dramatic,
and so much more. Birdman
truly managed to capture the
essence of a phenomenal Hol-
lywood movie.
PHOTO COURTESY//WIRED.COM
By ELIZABETH O’DONNELL
EODONNELL@UMASSD.EDU
Contributing Writer
9. PAGE 9
V. 32, ISSUE 19
Activities Calender
ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
EDITOR: T.J.SPRAGUE
TSPRAGUE@UMASSD.EDU
MARCH 2015
THURSDAY
05
FRIDAY
06
SATURDAY
07
SUNDAY
08
MONDAY
09
TUESDAY
10
WEDNESDAY
11
TOGETHER: JUNIOR ARTISTS
OF THE DEPARTMENT
OF VISUAL DESIGN CVPA
GALLERY THRU APRIL 1ST
MEN’S INDOOR TRACK
AND FIELD OPEN ECAC
CHAMPIONSHIPS NYC
AMORY NEW YORK, NY
THE VAGONA MONOLOGUES
MAIN AUDITORIUM 7:00 PM
MEN’S TRACK & FIELD ECAC
CHAMPIONSHIPS ALL DAY
NYC ARMORY, NY, NY
CATHOLIC MASS
MACLEAN CAMPUS CENTER
REFECTION ROOM 233
1:00 P.M.- 2:00 PM
THE UNCOMMON OBJECT
STAR STORE GALLERY
THRU MARCH 26, 2015
CATHOLIC MASS
MACLEAN CAMPUS CENTER
BLUE AND GOLD WELCOME
CENTER 5:00 - 6:00 PM
DYSTOPIAN FICTION
BOOK CLUB MARCH
METING LIBRARY ROOM
314 2:00 - 3:00 PM
STUDENT HEALTH SURVEY
ONLINE THRU MARCH 22,
2015
LIGHTNING SESSION:
PRE-TENURE BOOK
PUBLICATION CCB
ROOM 115 12:00 - 1:00 PM
INTRODUCTION TO EXCEL
LIBRARY ROOM 225 2:00 -
4:00 PM
Horoscopes
WORD TABLES, GRAPHICS &
TEMPLATES LIBRARY ROOM
226 2:00 - 4:00 PM
MEN’S TENNIS VS. WHEATON
3:30 - 6:30 PM AWAY
AUSTIN NADEAU-PERCUSSION
RECITAL CVPA ROOM 104
6:30 - 7:30 PM
Aren’tyouhappythatyoucompromised?Sometimes
it is hard to bend on the issues that you feel strongly
about but a part of being an adult is understanding
someone’s point of view and accommodating it as
your own if need be. Compromises do not mean the
end of the world, so do not think that.
It is okay to cry sometimes. It does not mean equal
weakness. To express yourself through tears no matter
the situation is beautiful, emotion is beautiful. While
so many other people want to pretend that nothing
hurts them, cry away and show them that they are
wrong.
You, my friend, need a little TLC. You have been
busy for so long that you do not know how to take care
of yourself. Here’s a bit of advice, drop the problems at
the door and go out a little. Live a little, just make sure
you put yourself first this time.
Lately you have been down in the dumps and the
only thing that can make it all go away is if you see
your family. Call them over or you go to them. Either
way, family time is in order. Mom’s home cooked meal
is waiting for you!
Your social skills are definitely something to be
envied! Left and right, wherever you go, heads turn
and you reciprocate the love. Maybe it has something
to do with that megawatt smile you have hiding there!
Your emotional detachment gig has been really
annoying lately. Open up to people around you, show
that you care, not by your words but by your actions.
Don’t look at me with those dull eyes, where is the
spark that comes alive when it comes to things you
are passionate about? Make me see that and we have
a winner.
Beautiful compassionate Pisces, you have to use
your common sense often which means showing
those manners, minding those Ps and Qs, and how to
manage your time efficiently. Silly mistakes will get in
your way but if you stay on top of everything, the day
will go smoothly. Also do not turn into one of the seven
sins and pull Greed on us, just because people ask you
to dinner all the time does not mean you cannot say
no. Practice with me now – N.O. N.O. Good!
Time to make a change you Ram, being stubborn
never got anyone anywhere. Change is good; it
brings about a fresh new mindset and brings glorious
opportunities to your door. Think about how you want
your future to go. For that future to go the way you
envisioned, positivity needs to be there and change is
the best way to create good vibes.
You have a tendency to keep things in your chest
and explode at the wrong moment. No one likes that
and you, yourself, do not like that. Remember that
it only hurts you to keep things bottled up; express
yourself no matter how bad or good it might be. The
reaction you are expecting may be different.
Love is in the air for you darling. Did something
great happen with a crush or a significant other? Darn
gosh it did! Whatever it is, do not let that memory fade,
keep it locked tight and save it for dessert whenever
you go to bed. It will definitely keep you smiling
throughout the night.
You crabby apple, stop with the frowning and the
worrying. You are bringing the atmosphere down!
Sure, it is okay to stay inside your head from time to
time but being consumed by the problems thrown
your way will send you to an early grave. And no one
wants that right so cut it out.
Your intensity is not needed at this moment. You
need to calm down and approach the situation in a
different manner. Your voice needs to stay calm and
your body needs to stay cool. Being hyped up due to
the situation will only make for awkward tension and
broken friendships.
Virgo
August 23 – September 22
Libra
September 23 – October 22
Scorpio
October 23 – November 21
Sagittarius
November 22 – December 21
Capricorn
December 22 – January 19
Aquarius
January 20 – February 18
Pisces
February 19 – March 20
Aries
March 21 – April 19
Taurus
April 20 – May 20
Gemini
May 21 – June 20
Cancer
June 21 – July 22
Leo
July 23 – August 22
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10. PAGE 10
V. 32, ISSUE 19ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT
EDITOR: T.J.SPRAGUE
TSPRAGUE@UMASSD.EDU
Humans of UMassD is a group of photographers that take portraits of campus life.
It was inspired by a photographer, Brandon Stanton who takes portraits in New
York. We are human and have voices to be heard and stories to be told.
HUMANSOFUMASSDARTMOUTH TOP10PLAYLIST
Black Bar Jukebox
Allan Harris
Soul To Soul
Carmen Lundy
Get Me
Joe Beck Trio
After The Calm
Danny Green
Guitar Balafonics
Pascal Bokar
Singing The Blues
Freddy Cole
We’re Back
Gerry Bibbs Thrasher
Dream Trio
Don’t Hesitate
Raul Midon
Dance With The Lady
Johnny Griffith
All Rise: A Joyful Elegy For
Fats Waller
Donna Deussen and the
Paul Weitz Trio
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CORSAIRCUISINE
“‘Blame’ by Calvin Harris.”
“I’m trying to think of an inspirational quote....”
“After switching majors a few times and finding one I’m so passionate
about I’m really excited to be done with school in May. I can’t wait to see
what opportunities open up for me.”
PHOTO COURTESY // MARIA AMELL
PHOTO COURTESY // MARIA AMELL
-Amanda Jones
“‘New Demons’ by I See Stars.”
-Cara Butcher
Ingredients
16-8oz.packageCrescentRolls
4 oz. Mozzarella Cheese
2 oz. Pepperoni slices
4 oz. Pizza Sauce, for dipping
Pizzahasforeverbeenthestaple
of the college student’s diet. Why
not? After all, it’s delicious and it
comes in more varieties than the
fish in the sea. This recipe blends
the deliciousness of a pepperoni
pizza with the warm buttery
flakiness of crescent rolls.
First you must preheat the oven
to the temperature designated on
the crescent rolls package. While
theovenheats,youshouldprepare
your ingredients for baking.
Remove the crescents from the
package and separate each piece
ofcough,placingthemonacooking-
sheet. Flatten them out and make
sure that each is at least one inch
apart from the others.
Now sprinkle a handful of
mozzarella onto each triangle, as
well as 2-3 pepperoni slices. Once
thisisdone,rollthelittlepizzasinto
the crescent shapes. Be sure to
pinch the edges so that no cheese
escapes and oozes out.
Follow the cooking directions on
the tube and in no-time at all you’ll
haveyourselfatastysnack.Plateit
andserveitwiththedippingsauce,
and you’re done.
As always, feel free to email me
with questions, comments, and
concerns.
What's up
NEW BEDFORD
By JACOB CONDO
PIZZANTS
PHOTO COURTESY // ONCEAMONTHMEALS.COM
PHOTO COURTESY // NEWBEDFORDGUIDE.COM
PHOTO COURTESY // ANTIHAIRSLAVE.COM
By STEPHEN CIOTTI
SCIOTTI@UMASSD.EDU
Staff Writer
Kathy Griffin at the Zeiterion
Kathy Griffin is performing stand-up comedy at the
Zeiterion Theatre in New Bedford on March 11th at 8
p.m. Kathy has been a comedian for many years, and
has appeared in over 40 television shows. She briefly
had her own reality show “Kathy Griffin: My Life on
the D-List”. The show ran for six seasons, and won
two Emmys in the Outstanding Reality Program
category. She has hosted over 20 stand-up specials,
and one can tell by her thorough resume that she is
no stranger to comedy. With a guarantee to make
you laugh, you can attend her show for only $35. A
$75 ticket includes a post-performance reception
with the celebrity herself.
Ming Sushi Japanese Restaurant
Like sushi? Well then the Ming Sushi Japanese
Restaurant is the spot for you! Featuring an all you
can eat sushi buffet, the restaurant also offers hibachi
favorites such as chicken, steak, and shrimp. The all
you can eat special is offered at a price of $14.95 for
lunch and $19.95 for dinner. The restaurant holds a
4.5 star overall rating on Yelp based on 28 reviews.
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