A car accident occurred where two cars collided, causing candy bars to fly out of one car while clowns carrying wood jumped on the hood of another car. The narrator witnessed the accident, stepped in paint and began to faint, so the police arrived and mistakenly thought the narrator was drunk, putting them in the police car trunk.

1. Candy Bars and Clowns with Wood

2. Driving down the street Singing to a beat

3. Cars moving in town Slow speeds show your frown.

4. Bump, collides two cars Out flies candy bars

5. Clowns jump on the hood Carrying logs of wood

6. Hurry to call the cops My feet start to hop

7. Stepping in some paint Beginning to faint

8. Police think me drunk I crawl in the trunk

9. Written by April Williams