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                         1   You give
                             me a
                             headache.
2   You talk
    too much.
3   You
    distract
    me.
4
    You keep
    introducing
    me to the
    same people.
5   You waste
    paper.
6   You
                              Interrupt
                              me.




Image credit: zigazou76
----------------------------------------------------




                                       7               You appear
                                                       when I don’t
                                                       need you.
8   You destroyed
    my love for
    radio.

                    Image credit: S. Diddy
9
                                     You give me
                                     too many
                                     “cards.”
Image credit: the_festivalists
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                              ---------
                              -----------
                             ------
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10         You still don’t
           know me.
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  • 2. Image credit: kevin813 1 You give me a headache.
  • 3. 2 You talk too much.
  • 4. 3 You distract me.
  • 5. 4 You keep introducing me to the same people.
  • 6. 5 You waste paper.
  • 7. 6 You Interrupt me. Image credit: zigazou76
  • 8. ---------------------------------------------------- 7 You appear when I don’t need you.
  • 9. 8 You destroyed my love for radio. Image credit: S. Diddy
  • 10. 9 You give me too many “cards.” Image credit: the_festivalists
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